UPDATE ON THE RUSSIAN BUG!
I sent a ticket yesterday and got an answer back! They said they found the issue and are working on it, and that account access should be restored soon.
They also gave me a whole schpeal on account security just in case and steps to take if I thought it was accessed (I don't, my account has been inactive for 2 days and nothing is missing! My sister checked)
Overall, I think this really was just a huge mistake on AJs end and should be fixed soon. Be sure to comment if you were affected and we're able to get back in!