Image 1 — A bunch of shartlets are still roaming around Lesotho
Image 2 — A bunch of shartlets are still roaming around Lesotho

A bunch of shartlets are still roaming around Lesotho

most of these guys look like they were 30 pixel new accounts just sputtering about because they're mad, not the BIGGEST of problems but they're only a problem given that there's kinda a lot of them and the wplace mods keep chain suspending our wokest warriors, so, do your best

Location of the first cunts: https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.397873777658617&lng=27.54641601562498&zoom=14.5

Location of the second: https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.37750328620696&lng=27.93647460937497&zoom=14.5

u/BallsAtomized — 6 hours ago

Emergency: One of the shartoids have breached Wplace moderation and is effectively bringing back all of the removed "art"slop

There has been a very concerning back-to-back revival of a lot of sharty and sharty-adjacent works, and in turn a lot of our accounts are being stuck in constant timeout, preventing us actually decent people from doing important things while literal mini-hitlers go uncontested

I'm going to be incredibly accusatory and just blankly state that there are almost definitely soyjak party members in the Wplace moderation team, it would explain this out-of-nowhere bullshit behavior, and it would also explain their blatant refusal to punish the Kiwifarms cunts, actual on-site action is being robbed from us so our only real opportunities are

  • Be incredibly loud about it on the r/wplacelive subreddit and discord
  • Be incredibly persistent about it

Because it seems like getting wplace on our side through principle isn't anywhere, they're just proving themselves to be ethicless fucks

u/BallsAtomized — 2 days ago

UK Drill song (likely from 2026) I heard from my college radio that I forgot to Shazam in time

So, about a week or so ago I woke up to the sound of UK Drill playing on my college radio, and the one specific song I had caught I quite liked, however I didn't catch the lyrics

Spin around to today and I hear the song again and I try my hardest to make out some of the lyrics but I can't claw through the fuckass accent, and it is then I realized if I want to give a go at this again I'm gonna have to wait another week. I tried searching the internet for the playlist of the college radio, or it's programs, no luck, so either I wait a week to Shazam it (which MIGHT work given shazam has been shitting the bed on me recently + the signal on the station kinda sucks so getting close it gets drowned out by static) OR I could ask the most reliable place I know relative to anywhere else, so. Here is what I made of the lyrics, there's not many and they're probably very inaccurate, so forgive me

[Hook]

Spread about/apart/award (?) them twos
??? (missed like 3 lines)
My jesus piece said F you(?) lose
??? (missed another line or so)
??? Escargot (?) and cruise

[Feature from someone who is NOT KSI but sure does sound like it]

I make/made (?) more than a hundred grand

And... that's it. I'm very sorry but this was all I could pull together

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u/BallsAtomized — 2 days ago

Getting an exported sample to loop as if it wasn't an exported loop?

Hi, I'm somewhat new to producing, but before anything else is said I have to preface

I have a really shitty setup

My laptop technically "has" 8 gigabytes but 2.5 of them are hogged by windows telemetry, so I really have 5 usable gigs, except I kinda don't, because there's some nondescript onslaught of background BS sacking me down to only like, 30% of usable ram as a generous estimate, so I need to scrounge on performance hard

The second kicker is that I have almost all of the VSTs I got are stored on a hard disk drive, generally not the best format for storing entire VSTs, but either way, booting up a project while there are still VSTs sitting in it takes a STUPID amount of time

All of this combines to a predicament where I kinda have to immediately export all the finished patterns and things of the like into audio files so they aren't pure misery

And while this wasn't an issue with my previous project given it was drone and there's just an echo on everything, this time I have realized that due to the way the audio clips export, it's effectively impossible to create a proper loop

Exporting with the tail would usually work for blending, however given this specific preset has a prominent attack, the "hey this is an audio clip that's looped" effect becomes pretty obvious, but there's a thing for it, which is wrapping the remainder, however the wrapped remainder doesn't have a tail of it's own, meaning when you do string them together, you get that godawful click between them. So it looks like there's no winning, but I have a hard time believing that's the end of it

So what I'm wondering is is there a way to splice the tail end on the wrapped audio clip so where it isn't clicking? Or is there a way to get an audio clip where it's wrapped but it also has the tail end? Sorry there's a lot of potential solutions to this, can't really land on one

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u/BallsAtomized — 3 days ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the Fosgate memorial has, once again, for the billionth fucking time, been raided again

If you've been on here long enough you would've known that the fosgate memorial is a memorial to a trans girl who killed herself

And if you've been on here long enough you would know that this place has been raided nigh fucking constantly by the Soyjak Party, which are some of the most miserable people you will encounter on the internet, so miserable they lead to Solomon Henderson committing the Antioch High School shooting (they will tell you it wasn't them, that's cope, they're too pussy to admit it)

Now... I was going to bring up how most of these accounts have been for the most part, completely unpunished for months, even during the repeat raids, all of which have been broadcasted on this server

But it comes with great surprise and pleasure that all but four accounts have been banned, the two accounts being

  • #13014394
  • #8701205
  • #13012786
  • #13014522

This is... genuinely shocking in a good way. I haven't seen wplace mods react THIS fast to hate speech in I think forever, ESPECIALLY given the fact that my account had been timed out for cleaning up "art" made by the Soyjak Party. So to see such justice come so quickly, it's glorious

I truly hope the Wplace mods are able to keep this stellar behavior, and a great place to keep this up would be... y'know, the suspiciously kiwi shaped shitpit off of New Zealand

u/BallsAtomized — 3 days ago

Wplace mods must've either lost their goddamn minds or have been replaced with bots because shartyslop in Lesotho has been restored and accounts have been timed out for "griefing" what the fuck man

This is some BULLSHIT, probably induced by the brand new raid on the fosgate memorial

u/BallsAtomized — 3 days ago

Well isn't that just a splendid thing to find out about

I wake up to see my account be restricted because APPARENTLY cleaning up the soyjak party slop actually gets you a ban now

Back where I was from the mods would just leave us to deal with the right wingers with zero and I mean ZERO backup, and have to brute force them out, but now with their new AI bullshit it looks like they've finally picked a side

u/BallsAtomized — 6 days ago
▲ 320 r/wplaceantifascist+1 crossposts

Do the people who drew the giant blahaj over the residence of JK Rowling know about the giant JK Rowling portrait in New Zealand?

I'm just wondering, you'd think they know but it seems like they don't

u/BallsAtomized — 6 days ago

It's been a week since my last post and my lava lamp is still kinda fucked, is there anything I can do to help the situation without having to perform surgery on it?

So, the last post I had established the issue that for some reason the wax in my lava lamp has decided to, instead of flow up and down like it should, stick to the sides of the lava lamp bulb. The wax is stuck on two sides and refuses to do anything else, when I turn it on all the wax just stays on those two sides, cannot for the life of me get it off

I've was cycling it every 2 hours (probably not the best idea) but I've been recently cycling it for 4 hours and I've seen marginal improvement but the improvements are less on the "wax is stuck on the sides of the lava lamp" and more "well at least it looks marginally less shitty" but the crux of the issue hasn't been solved

I've been really hoping to not have to open the lamp up to fix it but it's starting to look like it. Is there anything else I have to do or do I gotta bust it open?

u/BallsAtomized — 8 days ago

First sliver of action from a shartling in Lesotho

https://preview.redd.it/zt7lhg6r6j9h1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8b3c06ccddf09b0f32d3de9fb5d59df8c9e37f2

Lesotho has been clean for the longest of times, but this is the first sliver of action we've seen from one

Given Wplace has now swapped the people who review their reports with AI it is now three times as impossible to get this cunt banned, but I mean, we can try

Link: https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.344564920838376&lng=27.67122070312498&zoom=13.069184676576203

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u/BallsAtomized — 11 days ago

How do you know if you're an artist and not just a very needy consoomer?

I've had quite a """""journey""""" with art, or rather, the lack of it, it's mostly just dreaming about it and then not doing anything to further it, which is the crux of the issue.

I've done a bit of self reflecting, and going over the fact that I am seemingly malignant to the ideas of practice, learning, finding the joys of actually creating, being happy with the things I can actually create, and have instead just been dawdling and daydreaming, but never doing. This behavior, to me, seems more in line with a consoomer who's just incredibly needy

Real artists actually enjoy, y'know, doing the fucking art, but I'll I've ever done is dream about superprojects and masterpieces and then crumble immediately due to lacking the brainpower or merit necessary to do so. As far as I know I am just an incredibly fat baby who needs constant bullshit shoved down their throat

Either that or I have some debilitating affliction and I just need The Vitamin^((TM))

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u/BallsAtomized — 12 days ago

Do the types have different playstyles?

I've been playing a bit of Pokemon TCG Live and I've been juggling between a couple of decks to see which will click, and I'm wondering if the types have different playstyles/approaches to nailing your opponent, my currentmost playstyles have been the Mega Sharpedo deck where I get Munkidori's ability Adrena-brain to slowly drag all the damage counters from my pokemon to the opponents (and then the occasional nuke that is Mega Sharpedo) and then the Dragapult EX deck where I have Duskclops/Dusknoir repeatedly kamikaze themselves to knock out either their current pokemon or their benched pokemon, and while these are kinda fun strategies they also seem to suck ass, I've had my ass folded into a neat little bow many a time

I have yet to try all of the decks BUT if you do know if the types have certain playstyles, please tell me so I at least know where to start looking for when it comes to playing and making decks. The game I'm most experienced in is MTG and my playstyles with that is usually either mono white lifegain or some form of green bullshittery. Not sure how that translates to pokemon but maybe it doesn't

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u/BallsAtomized — 12 days ago

What do we do about the Kiwifarms swamp in New Zealand

While most of the soyjak party has been, for the most part, out of the problem for a while now, the Kiwifarms cunts in New Zealand have existed for I think MUCH longer and have gone practically unchecked. I've reported basically every account and even given them the wikipedia page to the Kiwi farms to show them that yes they are in fact a problem, but most of the reports have came back with "yeah we looked and we see nothing wrong"

It's another classic case of wplace throwing trans folks under the bus, but I find it quite odd given we were able to get rid of some of the shartlings back when they were active when they do the EXACT SAME SHIT. So, is there any way we can get the mods to listen or do we just need to keep beating them with a stick?

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u/BallsAtomized — 13 days ago

I feel like I'm losing it

For most of my sapient life I have been acutely aware of how finite my time is, how much of it is actually usable, and how much of it is dwindling with how awful my physical health is. With that I have developed what I can only guess to be the best senses of intuition and foresight to walk the planet, because apparently nobody else on this goddamn planet has it. With every creative and noncreative endeavor I wish to pursue they all paint to the same road of "trial and error, eat shit a million times until you magically get it right while you're 40 and you're spine is giving in" but that sounds fucking deranged. I don't have that time. I don't have the time to just keep shooting darts behind my ass, what I CAN do is get it right the first time, it is POSSIBLE for me to get it right the first time and I have the apparently mythical skill of intuition to do so, but you don't believe in me.

Either I'm right, and I'm living in a world full of people who have no sense of doom, where I will spend the rest of my life as a loonie and watch the world happen the exact way I knew it would, or I AM a fucking loonie who's just writhing around on the floor like a fucking monkey, and it turns out the future is just wildly predictable, and that physics is wrong and determinism isn't real and everything just magically happens by chance, and my ability to predict is just me spewing shit out of my ass

I don't even want to be right I just want to know if I'm going insane or not. I feel like I'm going insane. I feel like I'm trapped in a box watching everything happen with no way to control it. I'm so fucking sick of living

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u/BallsAtomized — 14 days ago

Any way to unfuck my lava lamp?

I changed the lightbulb in my lava lamp a crisp couple months ago, If I remember correctly, and all the other times I changed the lightbulb it went fine, however this particular time something went wrong and I cannot for the life of me figure out why? Something tells me it was the way I handled the bulb while I was changing it, but I don't know how it could've gotten so fucked when all the wax would've been frozen and on the bottom, minus the little wax nugget that decides to stay on the top but that wasn't a problem either.

The wax now has these air bubbles, they're almost always stuck to the side of the bulb, the wax inside is very much capable of moving, but this time it's just... not. It's the same model of lightbulb I've used the last two times they've blown out and the last times they worked fine, so it can't be that.

Is there anything I can do to unfuck it or is it just fucked forever?

u/BallsAtomized — 15 days ago