u/Belle_Juive

This isn't a post about men, or about women, or about gay people, or about straight people, because I've noticed it across every single one of these groups, and all the shades in between. I may offer some specific examples but it's about people, period.

Have you ever listened to a straight person talking about the opposite sex, and you just get the sense they don't even like them? Married men making wife jokes, men telling each other not to be simps, women acting like having a boyfriend is embarrassing now. Like yeah they want to fuck the opposite sex but they don't like the opposite sex. And it's not even just that they're looking for their "exception" and hold everyone else to an impossible standard, because the way they treat their romantic partners is awful too. You'd think they're gay the way they always take their own sex' side, but obviously they still want to have sex with the opposite sex.

I know the above isn't a very original thought and that a lot of people have commented on how gay a lot of straight men act, but the thing is it's really not only straight people, it's just more ubiquitous among the straights because straights are more ubiquitous. I have a lot of gay/bi friends, and I've noticed it with them too. Some of my bi friends may be attracted to both sexes, but it's noticeably different how they treat one sex over the other. I even know a lesbian in a lavender marriage to a man, she claims to have no attraction to men and has never slept with one, but the way she talks about women it's like they're objects to her. I feel like she married a man because she genuinely doesn't like women, she just likes fucking them. Whereas she clearly does love her husband, whom she describes as her best friend.

I think romantic and sexual attraction aren't the same thing, not only for some people, but maybe even for most people. I think there are a lot of homoromantic heterosexuals out there, a lot of heteroromantic bisexuals out there, etc.

By the way in case anyone mistakes this post as some kind of call for greater "awareness", "inclusivity", or further expansion of the ever-growing rainbow acronym, it isn't. Because most of these people are in deep denial, so would neither seek community nor benefit from it. I also don't think they're oppressed or anything, if anything they usually tend to be oppressors, because it must be awful to end up in a relationship with someone you think is romantically attracted to you, but is actually only interested in you sexually. It's just a quirk of human nature I've noticed.

So you know how this is a Low Stakes Conspiracy sub? But in every comment section there's people who take it way too seriously and set out to debunk the theory unironically. These people are agents of Big Conspiracy scouring the internet for anyone who's gotten too close to the truth. So ironically when they try to disprove a theory, they've actually proven it to be true, because if it wasn't true, they wouldn't be getting so defensive about what looks to most people like a shitpost. They get stressed out because their alien bosses over at Big Conspiracy are breathing down their necks to shut it down.

I know multiple engineers and for some reason all of them are obsessed with cephalopods like squid, cuttlefish, but especially octopi. Most of them eat meat, yet refuse to eat octopi. They claim that octopi are too intelligent, capable of tool-use, and basically the closest nonhuman animal to an engineer, so it's wrong to eat them. But pigs are smarter than dogs, so intelligence alone isn't a rational explanation, and it’s coming from people who especially pride themselves on being hyper-rational.

It doesn't make sense until you start to realise that there is a global conspiracy to cover up the fact that cephalopods are manmade. Engineers are against killing them because they themselves created them. Some people even keep octopi as "pets", and it's always the dorkiest savants imaginable doing it. In all likelihood, this is just a coverup for the fact they're doing hands-on octopus R&D.

This is just a casual reminder from a frequent critic of the British Left that the far-right will also never be our friends.

Celebrities are starving and poisoning themselves on a cocktail of tobacco, adderall, ozempic and tanning agents. Their hair is falling out (covered up with wigs/extensions), their skin is shrivelling up (covered up with makeup) and their nails are turning yellow.

How do they cover up this last one? Well suddenly, having off-white yellowish nails like you’re a tweaking chain-smoker with a fungal infection who forgets to eat or shower is the hottest summer trend: Butter Nails. Like nah my nails aren’t yellow because I’m sick, it’s the fashion. Gross.

For those unaware, the Hackney Council of London, UK, run by the Green Party, recently moved to end its twin city partnership with Haifa, Israel.

Israel’s deadline to respond is October 7 … no joke.

I've never spoken to a single person who doesn't like Larry the Cat. The most toxic and hateful cesspits of social media don't have a bad word to say about him. He inspires no political division. It's giving Brave New World.

We have to wake up to the fact that Larry has found some means of controlling our thoughts. It statistically doesn't make sense that he has no haters. You are being mind-controlled by a cat. By the time we discover his nefarious purposes, it will be too late.

Low key it scares me, and I know it's not healthy or good or something to be proud of; I'm not. But nowadays when anyone says anything political my brain just switches off, I lose all interest. I used to be very political and an activist in the active sense. But now it just feels like it's all the same shit. They all hate Jews. They're all just as bad. None of them have our interests at heart. I'm cringing at myself as I type this because I really do understand that it means they've won, in a sense, that it was always the goal to disenfranchise and disaffect us. I just don't feel like there's anything we/I can do about it.

For reference I'm in the UK. We just got our 7th new PM in a decade and he says he's gonna take a tougher stance on Israel, sanctions/embargoes etc. My reaction to this kind of news at this point is just, "Oh well, what else is new?"

Think about it, why do we say mpreg, but not fpreg?

Mpreg fans are treated like freaks while 99.999% of the population quietly fetishise fpreg and no one bats an eye.

This is just one of the many ways in which sick fpreg enthusiasts are controlling your thoughts and vocabulary at every level of society.

If you pay attention, you will start to see it everywhere. They even indoctrinate children into being ok with fpreg, it's taught in schools, in nature documentaries, medical institutions. Children are being groomed to grow up and one day participate in this fpreg cult, which almost always involves sex.

Open your eyes, wake up sheeple.

The more Middle Easterners hate each other and fight over borders, the more zealous they become about defending their own country's hummus brands as the only ethical purchase. You could just make it at home, but instead now you feel like you have a moral obligation to go out and buy your team's brand.

Everyone thinks these wars are about oil and they are half right. They're about igniting passions for the perfect olive oil ratio/drizzle.

Everyone thinks it's the oil execs, but they're wrong. It's the posh boat people. They want to be able to blast "I'm On A Boat" by Lonely Island 24/7 while the peasants cry.

They have spent all this money on their yachts, and now they barely have any excuses to use it. Even after paying for that song to try and brainwash the common people into thinking boats are cool, we still don't care.

Their only solution is for sea levels to rise so that everyone will start caring more about their big boats. It's just not special to drive a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley anymore because there are too many millionaires, and Andrew Tate has made Bugattis cringe. The new gold standard is to own a $600m bespoke megayacht, but for that to really work as a flex they need to force everyone onto shitty dinghies so we can stare out across the water at their big boats and feel jealous.

Our futures are being stolen to feed the giant egos of people with giant boats.

Camilla being called a perpetrator or a loyalist is morally repugnant to me. She was a child. This man isolated her completely from her family, exploited her, stole her childhood and any chance of normal cognitive and sexual development during puberty, and was in the highest position of power of anyone she ever knew, above even her own parents, whose total trust he had. She had no ability to consent to anything, so she cannot be a perpetrator of any actions she took during that time.

Was anyone else really disturbed by the lack of empathy shown to her by the majority of interviewees during the second season of the Vow? While we learned she committed crimes in the most technical sense, and carried out Keith’s bidding, I really wish there was some kind of pause to emphasise that this was a victim who cannot be seen as responsible for a part she was abused into playing as a child.

I almost ordered food today and then I didn't because of how outrageous the price was. This made me realise that I almost never order food anymore because of how enraging I find all those hidden fees, and that I've probably lost weight because of it. And who could be behind a secret plot to force me to lose weight? That's right, only my mother.

I am not sure how she's doing it, but I do know that no one else could be this motivated to stop me eating pizza. It doesn't make sense that delivery companies are doing this on purpose, because they have to be losing business over it. I believe that all of our critical and overbearing mothers are secretly getting together to hijack our delivery apps in order to try and engineer us into getting slim and producing grandkids. It's the only rational explanation.

Doctors will tell you never to stick a cotton bud in your ear, but the real reason they do this is reverse psychology. They know that everything feels more satisfying to do when you know you're not supposed to. Cotton bud companies are probably paying doctors trillions in advertising money every year, just to make you feel like a naughty, cheeky little gremlin when you abuse their products like they're ear-snorted cocaine.

I've had people tell me that Hendo's is like vegan wooster sauce and that it adds a spicy kick to beans on toast.

Well I bought a bottle and that's when I discovered the conspiratorial web of lies. Hendo's tastes like nothing, you can achieve more with a splash of balsamic and a sprinkle of chilli flakes.

Since I cannot figure out who is buying let alone making this, what I am forced to conclude is that the entire city of Sheffield and its surrounding relish lore is fictional. In all likelihood Sheffield is a nuclear black site, but to stop people from getting too suspicious they bottle some dirty water that serves to cover up paper trails concerning any resource imports and human capital. I bet that if you were to inspect every shipping crate that comes in/out of Sheffield full of orange-labelled bottles and black piss, and just take off the top layer of product/supplies, what you would find underneath is enriched uranium and incendiary materials. But obviously no one would do that because nobody actually wants Hendo's.

I hope I'm right, because if I'm wrong, the truth has to be much darker. They may be experimenting on humans or trafficking sheep or doing something equally sinister to explain this mass coverup. But I know something's up and I won't be silent, Hendo's is a lie.