u/BilliardTheKid

Definitely worth a follow if you haven’t already

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. the finals have come and gone, and in the end its Knicks in five

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. your performance looked like a churro to a big ol’ San Antonio woman the way you went out and got eaten alive

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. you tried to be the big dog, but it turns out you’re no bite, all bark

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. perhaps you need more time in the weight room, and less time time drawing pictures sitting in the park

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. we admire your efforts, whether it be shooting or defense, or even setting a screen

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. but you never stood a chance when Zac hit on 11 with the lotto ball machine

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. you’re the future face of this league and we know your run will be long

Wemby, Wemby, Wemby.. but for right now you blew it, and to that I say BING BONG

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to the man we know and love, to the man who’s got it all

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to the only man we trust when it comes to fantasy football

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to the man who told Maxy his tweets can’t be pro Hamas

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to the man who told Hanky he blew it with Tiffany Gomas

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to the man forever known as the one and only Mr Bing Bong

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we’ll never forget the time you put Max’s face on that little speedo thong

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. you’re a legend who transcends PMT and anything you do at Barstool

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we all know your dick doesn’t normally look that small, it was just very cold inside that pool

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we admire your wit and your humor so screwy

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. and we hope some day you uncover what happened to our old pal Huey

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. you’re a true professional actor, not out here struggling like those other young rookies

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. to think it all started as a child when you ate that big bowl of cookies

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. you’re a big movie star, we all know what you do

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. and I’m sure some day you’ll find out what happened to Electric Avenue

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we yearn for your wisdom and for for your fantasy football advice

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. when Billy Football goes home, he’s going to jerk it to your super model wife

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we all know Hank didn’t fart, it’s all been desisted and ceased

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. and while we’re here I’d like to start with the AFC East

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..you became our favorite guest immediately upon your PMT debut

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. and it turns out you were right about Mike & Dianna being an HR issue

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we admire your spirit, your whims and your glow

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. even though the YouTube comments say you look like a middle aged lesbo

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. we love all the recurring guests, we love Fanta, we love Schefty, we love Coach O, we love Blake

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.. but you’ll always be the 1:1 on the Mount Rushmore of recurring guests on Pardon My Take