I'm starting a new movement
I am officially declaring the start (in my mind) of #MRBA
That stands for "Make Releases Boring Again"
This was prompted by a Release Engineer job posting that was your usual "just be on 24/7 on every communication channel during release windows". So every few months, you over activate my nervous system and it takes until the next release for it to finally calm down only to be activated again? No thanks.
I need to be doing automation, environment config hardening, observability tweaking. Not "monitoring Slack in case someone reports an issue". 😒
Releases need to be boring. The more boring, the more both dev AND ops sleep. With the added bonus of not over-rewarding heroics. 😏
Release day hype/fanfare/stress is for shit like clothing, games, etc. Not the newest feature for your internal app with 10 users.