u/Carlosspicywiener12

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I'm mainly going to be going off what I wanna put into my au where the League are heroes but obviously feel free to try and take some of these ideas for yourself if you're interested:

Hero Toga is a beloved idol hero who is forced to hide the fact she legit needs blood. Though she has a vampire aesthetic by calling herself Carmilla and dressing in red dresses on stage. She was saved years ago from giving into what she calls, 'The Urge' by a gangly first year boy who had this purple gas quirk. She in turn saved him from also committing a terrible act. The two have been each other's heroes ever since.

Ochako on the other hand is a burglar similar to Black Cat or Catwoman. Her quirk is extremely useful for stealing things and infiltration and escape. She's decided to take what she wants and act how she pleases after trying and failing to keep her parents business by becoming a lawyer, her father eventually dying from the overwork under his greedy overlords.

Toga chases Ochako on a mad dash through various encounters. It's like where in the world is Carmen Sandiego basically.

Secretly, Toga is jealous of the fact Ochako can be herself without potentially hurting people but at the same time this has a profound impact on her in that she slowly starts to accept herself by seeking a means by which to get over her urge.

Ochako on the other hand is intrigued by Himiko has fun with their game of cat and mouse. Eventually, she even starts helping in bigger events like fighting the hero killer when Toga and Mustard are up against the wall.

From an AU where the League become heroes. AFO and AM killed each other in their first fight leaving Touya who awakened Rei's quirk at Sekoto to become the strongest. Based off that Batman scene where he walks through fire:

Magne was flung back. Covering herself did little to lessen the damage. The landing wasn't going to feel good-

A hand on her collar and she landed safely just like that upon the grass in an instant. She blinked and looked around.

Then she saw him standing next to her, staring at the fire. His body bearing the scars, but his face devoid of him. That angelic face.

Angel Eyes.

"I have it from here, Michiko-San," he said.

Before she could even comprehend that he'd just saved her, he was off. His duster coat trailed behind him.

"...Okay..." She said, grasping her knee and standing with a grunt.

In the parking lot, a massive fire had started where the getaway driver's car had been blown up and all were illuminated by the hot orange glow. Hana Shimura, otherwise known as Skybound, raised up and looked about. Carmilla was still out next to Mustard and Twice, her blonde buns now down into her shoulder length hair that splayed out about the road. The robbers were spread all around the area, each down besides one.

She then realized, Tenko or Launchpad. He was next to her, his head still down against the concrete. Hana tended to him, turning him over and whispering his name. He was out cold.

Footsteps.

Thudding.

Approaching.

She turned and raised a fist, but before he could he took her by the cape and threw her. The villains face was mad with fury as he followed and scooped her up again. She pushed back, but his strength quirk was too much for her to handle.

"You're the only one left of these fools!" He growled through gritted teeth, "I guess my luck ain't run out yet, time to die-"

But then she saw him.

Angel Eyes.

At the burning car, the orange flames rolled over him in waves as he walked, his boots crunching against the metal of the car. He was shrouded in darkness beyond the spindly wing like flames sprouted from his back like some kind of thing out of hell rather than any natural creature. His eyes glowed as bright as his flames.

The villain looked with her then and his jaw dropped.

Touya walked slow, almost like a stalking predator. His face held no discernable emotion for it was shrouded in the dark.

The man took a former hold on the young heroine, "Don't move! S-Stay back or I'll...I'll...I swear to god, I-I swear to god I'll...I'll-"

A flaming trail and a hand on the man's throat as Hana felt herself being let go.

"No. You won't," Touya said.

The villain struggled and struggled, but there was nothing he could do. He finally yelled, "I give up!" When Touya's hand began heating.

TW-Threats of self harm and the obvious child abuse:

As he stepped out of his car later that day, forgetting to thank the driver yet again, Enji found himself coming home to another nightmare.

His two oldest children cradling their youngest brother in the kitchen of their home, a pot of formerly boiling water laying forgotten on the floor.

Shoto’s screams were bloodcurdling.

Fuyumi and Natsuo held him unsurely, their faces terrified and when they saw their father standing horrified in the doorway they cringed further.

“W-What happened?” Enji tried to say, but it came out in a near unintelligible garble. He attempted to look at what was wrong with Shoto, but Natsuo edged himself slightly in front of his two siblings.

“Shoto…mama hurt Shoto really bad!” Fuyumi cried, tears flooded all over her small face.

“She…She threw that pot at him!”

Enji saw Shoto’s face then as Natsuo looked over his shoulder.

He was burned.

There was a puddle of water where Rei had used her quirk to try and stop it, but that’d only made the burn worse.

All around the top left side of his face.

He reached out, but his hand quaked. Enji looked at his children.

He didn’t know what to say.

Once more.

The doctors said he was sure to have a scar. Enji made up a story about how Shoto accidentally burned himself by pulling the pot off the stove.

Fuyumi and Natsuo said nothing, they were pale faced, sitting in that emergency waiting room.

There was nobody else to stay with Shoto but them.

Because Endeavor had to go get Rei.

He had to.

Even as Shoto cried for his father as Enji stepped out of the room he was in. The light shined over the bandage across his head.

He asked him, “Why did mama hurt me?” while sobbing.

Enji didn’t answer him, he didn’t know what to say.

Once again.

“Mama…Mama ran off, out into the woods…” Fuyumi said softly as Natsuo pushed past Enji into Shoto’s room. Her mouth twitched and she wasn’t looking at her father as she spoke.

“Is that all?” Endeavor asked, glancing at Natsuo as he pulled up a chair alongside Shoto.

“...She…” Fuyumi sniffed, “before Shoto started screaming, mama yelled “Enji get away from me.””

He found her outside the estate, nearly a mile into the path where they'd laid out a small shrine to Touya alongside his Todoroki ancestors. Enji's father, and his father's father. Enji's big body could easily be heard going through the thicket so he knew for a fact she was waiting for him by the time he saw her sitting on a log inside a small circular clearing.

At the center beyond her, there was a fire pit. But Enji wasn't paying attention to much of anything beyond Rei.

He stood there.

He came all this way to retrieve her.

Yet, he, the number two hero, one of the strongest men in the world, failed to muster the strength to speak first.

"Did...is Shoto okay?" Rei had her head bowed when she asked. Her long snowy hair was now ragged and messy. Her clothes were dirty, and he could see scratch marks on her arms.

"Yes," Enji said. He wondered if telling her about the high potential of a scar would be right. It was an easy decision. No.

"Fine..." Rei said.

"...Rei-Chan I-" he took a step closer but was stopped in his tracks as she snapped at him.

"DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!" It was a tone of voice Enji never heard from Rei before. Fear, rage, and desperation. But that's not what made him stop.

She turned.

Then he saw the knife.

And her face.

His eyes raised.

"Stay...away..." Her eyes were completely shot in red and her cheeks were sunken and there were bags under her eyes. She looked like she had been out here for a week and not half a day. Rei held the knife over her wrist, just centimeters away.

He didn't know what to do.

Didn't know what to say.

But he tried, "Rei...you wouldn't..."

"I would," she said through gritted teeth. "I would. Y-You...You monster..."

"Rei."

"You killed our son."

"Rei."

"You. Killed. Our. Son."

"Rei!-"

"YOU KILLED MY SON!"

Birds scattered.

Leaves fell.

The small creatures around them scattered about.

A hot magma poured through Enji's shoulders and into his gut. He wanted to hurt her, wanted her to understand, wanted to make her feel like he did.

So he said anything awful he could think of.

"Who didn't stop him from going to Sekoto?"

Rei glared at him.

"Who did nothing as he harmed himself while training? Who?"

"Who burned our youngest son's face?"

He did all these things, didn't he?

She did too. That's what he told himself at least.

Rei's hands trembled, her face quivering with anger. No love, nothing left for the man she once called her husband. "You're weaker than your father."

Whatever power Enji thought he had after saying all those things to Rei, vanished.

His face flashed with anger as a hot fury washed through his body. He almost lashed out at her, almost. But he managed to stop short of hitting her, his arm twitching. He looked at her, "You're insane," Enji said. "Get up and come home. You're acting like a child-"

"You killed my son, you stupid fool. You hurt me. You hurt my youngest son. My children live in fear of you..." The blade trembled in her hand.

Enji said nothing.

Rei sucked in a breath. She had much more to say to him than Enji could ever imagine, but for now she focused on Touya.

"Did you ever consider, ever once consider just speaking to him? Touya loved you. He wanted to be just like you. He thought you were replacing him-"

"But I wasn't replacing him-"

"HE THOUGHT YOU WERE!" Rei shouted, silencing him. "It doesn't matter where the truth lies. He was a little boy and all you had to do was tell him you loved him no matter what. That he was your son. That even if he didn't become a hero...you'd still love him. But no. The great Endeavor, the man obsessed with working hard, couldn't find the strength to tell his son he loved him. You hit me in front of him, in front of all our children."

"Y-You could've-"

"Should I have beaten him?"

"What? No-"

"Should I have beaten all our children? I thought you'd be h-happy. Shoto's getting the same kind of training he has with you from me."

"That's not what I meant, Rei!" Endeavor snapped.

Rei stared at him, the knife still in her hand. "You are such a fragile little man."

"What..." He inhaled, "you're sick Rei, you need help."

"Touya needed help. You could've gone to Sekoto, but you didn't. Why?"

"...Why? Why...what?"

"Why didn't you go?" She said through gritted teeth.

"...I...I thought he would come home-"

"No," Rei shook her head, her eyes locked on him. "There's another reason, a real reason. I know when you're lying, Enji."

"No-"

"Tell me, or...or I'll do it," she held the knife so close to her wrist it almost looked like she was touching her skin with the blade.

Enji stared, his eyes shifting between the knife and her. "...I..."

"Speak...clearly."

"I-I...I didn't know what to say."

Rei still looked at him expectantly.

"And...I...I...didn't know how to handle...what he was going through. I thought if I ignored him, he'd...be okay. That he would realize...that he...well..."

"But it didn't work, did it?" Rei said quietly.

Enji was at a loss, but even still he tried to make sense that he wasn't at fault. He couldn't possibly have been. "...You...you could've..."

But her cold gaze shattered any argument he might've mustered. "I don't understand how I could've ever loved you."

Enji stood there and she sat. They were eyeballing each other. "If you...won't put that knife down for me, then...do it for Shoto, for Fuyumi-"

"Don't say their names like you care," Rei interrupted.

"Rei...listen, I...I know of a...an organization that can help you. Please hear me out."

She stared at him, then the knife. Rei thought about something for a moment, then placed the weapon down. She looked at her so-called husband, "If it gets me away from you."

Based off that Bobby and the huzz meme:

Day One:

"What's up guys, it's Grapeshot here!" Mineta said excitedly to the camera. To his right, Ibara sewed a small sweater on the couch of class B's common room, her attention devoid from him. "Today, we're gonna go after the class B huzz! This is day one!"

She glanced up at him, her expression plain as Mineta turned to her, the camera focusing on the scene, "Shiozaki-San, will you go out with me?"

"No Mineta-San," Ibara said plainly.

Mineta nodded and looked at the camera, "Come back tomorrow."

Day Two:

"What's goin on everyone, Grapeshot here!" Mineta squeaked as he scurried along the path of the school, "Day two! Today, we're gettin the heiress class president huzz!"

The camera then cut to him skittering alongside Yaoyorozu. Though, her face was obscured by the fact she was turned away, it was more than likely that she rolled her eyes when seeing him.

"Ayo, Yaomomo, can I get your phone number?"

"You already have it, idiot," Momo said. "Study group chat, remember?"

"...Oh uh...what I meant to say was that could we be in a normal one on one?"

"No thank you."

He looked over his shoulder, "Come back tomorrow guys."

Day Three:

The camera locked onto Mineta who had some strange object within his hands that wasn't really viewable. "Day three of tryna get the huzz guys. I'm Grapeshot and this is Jackass...wait wrong one. Anyways, today we're gonna try locking down the upperclassman huzz!"

He turned and like a small mammal bounced along the floor of gamma gym until he saw Yuyu, Nejire, and Tamaki standing along the corner speaking to one another. The latter was quite literally in a corner.

"Heya, Hado-San!" Mineta squealed out as he and the camera approached.

She curiously glanced at him. Then her smile grew wide, "Oh my! Yuyu-Chan, the elementary school is visiting!" Nejire then made for him.

"Nejire-Chan wait..." Tamaki murmured as Yuyu looked on confusedly.

"Wait, what? I'm not in-AHH!" Mineta screeched as Nejire hugged him.

"So adorable! What year are you in?" Nejire asked sweetly.

"Ahh!" Mineta cried, the camera shaking as Yuyu and Tamaki made to stop Nejire from smothering him.

The camera then cut to a disheveled looking Mineta, blazer roughed up and his cornrow owning several plucked up hairs. "Uh...hey guys...so we cleared things up but...I think I have some kind of several severe psychological things now. Gonna go talk to Hound Dog for a couple weeks, do some psychotherapy, and uh...come back tomorrow for day four cause Haya-San wasn't interested and Nejire-Chan...I mean Hado-San is with Amajiki-San so uh...yeah."

Day Four:

"Cockadoodledoo! It's Grapeshot here on day four!" Mineta announced, finger gunning at the camera. "Today, we're trying something I didn't get to do last time!"

The camera then cut to a side angle of Mineta and Setsuna speaking. The former spoke, saying, "So, Setsuna-San, you wanna go to a movie?"

Setsuna shook her head, "I like short guys, but..."

Before she could finish he had somehow pulled out a pair of sunglasses and placed them on his head, her voice stifling as he did. "Are you sure you wanna finish what you're about to say?"

She did laugh.

But in the end she shook her head once more and said, "Sorry Minoru."

Mineta took off the glasses and frowned at them, then looked at the camera, the smile returning, "Day five's tomorrow."

Day Five:

"It's huzz gettin season! And Grapeshots huntin!" Mineta boldly proclaimed, stood upon the stump of a chopped down tree. The camera zoomed in on a small cap he was wearing.

It then cut to him in class, approaching the forms of Ochako and Iida. "Oi, Uraraka-San."

She and Iida looked at him, the latter raising an eye and preparing a lecture about wearing caps in class before Uraraka managed to speak first, "What is it, Minoru?"

"You wanna go get ramen after class?"

"With you and Kaminari?" She looked at the camera.

"Nah, just me."

"Oh, well, no thank you-"

"Now take that hat off-" but Iida was interrupted.

"Is it cause you only date hot guys like Midoriya?" Mineta asked innocently.

Ochako raised a confused eyebrow, "No, I date guys for...wait, what?"

But to get out of that sus moment, Mineta took a lighter he had hidden in his bag and lit his hat on fire. "Now I'm hot...oh wow this hurts so bad I think I'm gonna turn into Dabi two point oh. Anyways come back for day six tomorrow!" He said as Iida put him out with a nearby fire extinguisher.

“Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We’ll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done."

Mineta started with a gasp, his head jerking around. The fires about him, the screams of damnation, and the double barreled shotgun at his right side and a rocket launcher at his left.

"Ah dang it, assholes had a teleporter...not again," he pouted smally. "Okay..." Taking a hold of the shotgun, he stood, slinging the rocket launcher on his back.

On the fire canyons about him, imps and hell knights filled the area, a familiar screech sounding from them.

"Send me the icon of sin!" Mineta roared, smashing the first imp that reached him across the face.

...

Sero nodded his head back against the car, the Spanish police officers chuckling about something. The picture of Senator Josei's daughter swayed haphazardly in his hand.

Around the car he was being driven in, the concrete roads had slowly turned to leafy paths. One of the cops looked in the rearview mirror, "Long way from home, Samurai. Why are you here, really?"

The corners of Sero's mouth turned downward. Leaning forward, he said, "I'm sure you boys didn't come all this way to sing kumbaya with me. The Senator's daughter, remember?"

"All by yourself?" The passenger cop glanced over his shoulder at him.

...

Denki glanced about, the Serpent Person laying dead at his feet. Not a heteromorph it had said, something else.

The jungle heat grew around Denki as he looked among their bodies. Caduceus was going to need to explain everything to him when he got back. Especially about those incomprehensible tentacle things.

His mind was twitching upon the very fabrics of the reality he knew, and Denki needed answers.

Grabbing the flamethrower, he hoisted it up and the odd grimoire one of those snake people dropped. Then, he made his way back through the jungles of Bolivia.

"Let's do it butterball!" Mineta yipped. He bounded at Shoda with a grape charged punch, "Grease and cheese is gonna roll outta that belly!"

Setsuna and Iida stood at the railing at the nearby observation deck, watching the two. The shortest boy's of their respective classes duking it out, a sure sight to see for anyone with a hint of morbid curiosity.

"Grape! Crush!" Mineta aimed his fist right for the family jewels, the same move he used on Shinso not a moment ago who was still rolling around on the ground as Monoma desperately tried to get him away from Uraraka.

However, Mineta's fist was caught.

And he felt the power behind that hand.

His eyes widened.

Shoda stared down at him disapprovingly.

"Oh, fuck my life-"

Then he was scooped up into a gable grip. Shoda manhandled Mineta like he was a stuffed toy.

"What in the world!?" Iida yelled sharply.

"Short rounds got lats, damn," Setsuna murmured, brushing her hair back.

"Approximately three percent of my body is fat," Shoda grunted, his grip tight as a coiling python, "allow me to show you what a hundred and eighty pounds of muscle can do!"