▲ 4 r/HiTMAN

[bug] Do NOT explore the whole Haven Island in the Snoop Dogg mission if that is the first time you go to the island

I made a new profile so I could play through the game and get the challenges again. I happened to get to Haven Island, and saw the Snoop Dogg limited-time mission was available (for free, I think?). I started playing it, and wondered if I could explore the rest of the island. Once I started, it became apparent that the devs put bare bones population in other areas of the map aside from the villa. This was great, I thought in a moment of brilliance! Now I can explore the whole island super easy! So I did so for about 15 minutes. However, the achievement didn’t unlock. I checked the mission challenges and it wasn’t even present. Crap, I thought. Oh well, it was worth a try.

BUT THEN I started playing the main mission, and all of the map shows as unlocked, but the “Discover Haven Island” challenge stays at 0/41 wherever I go.

I’m worried I’ve locked myself out of this challenge forever.

Edit: I submitted a bug request to ioi

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 1 month ago
▲ 269 r/IASIP

Bring Poppins back

Poppins is 20-25 years old when first introduced in 2010.

At this point he’s 40. He could still be kickin it, chowing down on a diaper.

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 2 months ago

Our bodies start failing us right when we finally start to figure out our brains

Every generation has probably had some similar revelation, but I’m 39 and I’m having it now.

It’s like one of life’s cruel jokes. We spend 4 decades trying to figure out “who am I? Why do I think certain things? Should I think certain things? What things do I want to be, and what things do I not want to be?” And whether or not those things are good or bad, we at least start to understand how our own minds work and come to peace with it.

And then your back starts hurting and it never stops until you’re dead.

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 2 months ago
▲ 14 r/geology

How to explain I’m a “geologist” to my kid

Hey y’all, I’m a geologist for an environmental consulting company. I’m mostly a hydrogeologist these days.
Anyone else out there with young kids? How do you explain your job to make it sound interesting? Thanks!

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 2 months ago

Hey y’all, is this comic related at all to the current (axe-wielding) Absolute Batman?

I don’t think it is, but
I wanted to double check with you guys. DC is so annoying with their titles.

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 2 months ago
▲ 64 r/IASIP

Former wrestler-looking guy came to my door today with like a trash bag full of blueberries and some fridge magnets. Should I invest? Sounds pretty cool

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 3 months ago

I can’t get high at Mariguana island in Black Flag because I’m too high

Playing the Black flag game remake, I got high for the first time in a long while, excited to sail the high seas.

I cannot fucking figure out how to get to the top of the cliffs on Mariguana island. And I think I could have figured it out before I got high.

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 3 months ago
▲ 481 r/IASIP

The Snail didn’t give Frank poison ivy - It was on a tree he climbed the day prior to banging her. #DesalinateTheSnail

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 3 months ago
▲ 354 r/daddit

Thoughts on insulting pets in front of toddler?

This morning my cat was being a gangly uncoordinated doofus so I called him a gangly uncoordinated doofus and told him to get a job. Problem is now my 5-year old wants to insult him too.

I explained that we don’t call people doofuses, just the cat. And only because we love him.

Should I try to only insult the cat in private? Stopping completely is not an option, trust me he’s a moron.

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 3 months ago