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[bug] Do NOT explore the whole Haven Island in the Snoop Dogg mission if that is the first time you go to the island
I made a new profile so I could play through the game and get the challenges again. I happened to get to Haven Island, and saw the Snoop Dogg limited-time mission was available (for free, I think?). I started playing it, and wondered if I could explore the rest of the island. Once I started, it became apparent that the devs put bare bones population in other areas of the map aside from the villa. This was great, I thought in a moment of brilliance! Now I can explore the whole island super easy! So I did so for about 15 minutes. However, the achievement didn’t unlock. I checked the mission challenges and it wasn’t even present. Crap, I thought. Oh well, it was worth a try.
BUT THEN I started playing the main mission, and all of the map shows as unlocked, but the “Discover Haven Island” challenge stays at 0/41 wherever I go.
I’m worried I’ve locked myself out of this challenge forever.
Edit: I submitted a bug request to ioi
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At this point he’s 40. He could still be kickin it, chowing down on a diaper.
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S5e10
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All time pick up line.
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I don’t think it is, but
I wanted to double check with you guys. DC is so annoying with their titles.
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I explained that we don’t call people doofuses, just the cat. And only because we love him.
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