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What a feeling it must be to reference a legend in your smallish show, only for that legend to eventually guest star

I fucking love Dolph, he seems like such a solid dude.

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 5 days ago
▲ 91 r/daddit

DIY continuously running water play table

Hi fellow DIY dads! I thought I’d share a tiny project I did. I am by no means the first person to think of this, and there are definitely better setups out there.

The pictures hopefully provide all the info yall need if you want to try this too. Took me about 15 minutes.

The pump was a little pricey ($29), but it includes the tubing and cable/charge block. The tubing was just long enough to squeeze it through a hole at the top of the water table and reach the basin. The tubing being tight in the hole also prevents curious hands from dislodging the pump.

The pump is rechargeable and runs without being plugged in, but it also runs while plugged in.

I actually ended up using a separate 10-ft type-c cable that I had, so that the connection to the live extension cord would be far away from the wet zone. I originally was using the 3 ft cable that comes with the pump, but that meant the extension cord plug would have to be right next to the table and that would obviously be problematic given the water splashing.

I don’t think the pump can get rained on, but you can just unplug the cable and the tubing each time.

I feel like a good dad today! 😎

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 10 days ago
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This is the joke that got me hooked on Sunny back in the day, and it’s amazing writing like this that make me wonder how people don’t get the show is satire

S3e14. The white dude they choose to ask for help is clearly strung out, meanwhile this old black man is just about the nicest looking dude ever. So fucking funny.

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 12 days ago
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I love it when Dennis can’t help himself and engages Charlie in his lunacy

He could have just kept telling Charlie to get lost. But upon the centaur comment, he had to respond. He was like, Excuse me, Ma’am, we’ll get back to our thing in a second but I must address this: How could you think you used to be half man half horse??

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 23 days ago
▲ 98 r/daddit

Sorry Keiths - time’s up

4-year old: “daddy I’m gonna write a name! I’m gonna write… a bad guy’s name!”

“Oh yeah? What’s a bad guy’s name?”

“… Keith.”

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 29 days ago
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What do you call it when you impregnate a 14-year old girl without her knowing?

Raape? No! Actually the answer is “The beginning of the world’s most popular religion!”

It’s just so wholesome. 🥰 praise god

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 1 month ago
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Refer to God as “she” and make them explain why that’s incorrect, it’s hilarious

Excerpt from a conversation with a relative of mine:

“Once you come to know god you’ll understand.”

“Oh yeah? What’s she like?”

“Don’t be an ass, you know god is not a woman”

“So you’re saying god has testicles and a penis (circumcised, I’m assuming)?”

“No! He’s a spirit, he doesn’t have a body. But he is definitely masculine. The Bible says he’s the father.”

“So he is a father so he has sperm, but not testicles. Also he’s masculine so has testosterone, but again, definitely no balls. Am I getting that right? How did he jizz into Mary?”

“You’re being deliberately disrespectful about your creator.”

“Mkay well let her know I’m sorry next time yall hang out.”

End

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 1 month ago
▲ 354 r/IASIP

I can’t say this word normally now because of this show

my brain has been ruined for so many words, phrases, songs…

u/CertifiedUnoffensive — 1 month ago