u/CharbonPiscesChienne

My dog's old harness was great, but has gotten disgusting. I can't find a reasonably priced simple chest harness that doesn't restrain him when he pulls.

I'm having someone teach me to skateboard so my Brit can pull me. I'd like the guy to run around with him first so he knows how to teach me but every harness under $50 is choke or tightens to stop pulling. My ex got his previous harness so I don't know where he got it from and there aren't any tags.

Also, anything with a snap he will pop, it has to be adjustable.

The last season played as if it were written first. Great time travel execution. I have so much more to say but this show has me thinking a bazillion thoughts. Great show!

Which Housewives make up your worst self?

I'll start:

Dorinda

I think all my tacky bullshit is amazing, and everyone should experience it and appreciate it as much as I do.

I will not let anything go without resolution. I just can’t.

Sonja/Luann

I LOVE MEN! I LOVE SEX! I’m not as free as they are, and honestly, I hate that about myself.

Vicki

The “fuck it, let’s have fun despite the consequences” attitude when I’m out. Falling down, dancing on bars, being LOUD. Yeah.

I try to fix everyone without them asking. Literally something I’m actively working on.

Tamra/NeNe

Fuck your feelings. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Don’t be sensitive and a bitch, because you’ll get the Cnt!

Garcelle

I wanna know all your business and how much it cost.

Teresa

I think I’m the best cook, and everyone else’s food is, as Tre would say, nasty.

I’m not nearly as smart as I think I am.

My dorter is my life.

Gizelle

Very few people will see my full, true emotions. Definitely working on being more vulnerable.

Dorit

I LOVE shopping. Like, it was actually a problem at one point.

Jennifer is a primary.

Cole is the father and a paradox.

Cassie is the mother.

I understand those jumps.

But if they went back to a point when Sam was safe at the facility, grabbed him, and brought him to the present, how would that affect the timeline?

Cassie would still need to return to deliver the message, and Jennifer would still need to warn Cole to save Hannah. What has Sam done that cannot be undone?

Spoilers are welcome. I just started Season 3, and Goines’s theater work is brilliant comedy. The way she tried to reach Jones had me dying. I rewatched it three times.

Naomi splintering is CRAZY! I think I felt it! Woah!

The acting makes the story believable. They’re not Pitt and Willis, but this is television, and the cast is still very good, especially for a Syfy production.

I love the blend of real science and lore science. The pacing is great, and the personal stories are digestible without overwhelming the central plot. Character development is where it gets a little dicey for me. The time jumps interrupt the natural progression, so it can be hard to accept when a character suddenly behaves like a completely different person. I understand that months or years may have passed for them, but not experiencing all the events that caused the change, makes it a bit jarring and less like development and more like being introduced to a new version of the character.

Still, the show handles an extremely complicated timeline without becoming impossible to follow, yet it does not insult you with excessive explanations. Im hooked, and I normally hate these time-travel shows , maybe I'll try Dark Matter next.

When did this happen?

​Season 1: She fought with her boyfriend and her roommate the entire season and was good friends with Kyle and Carl.

​Season 2: She developed a friendship with Danielle.

​Season 3: She's now best friends with Danielle and playing sloppy seconds with Carl. Paige and Hannah are then introduced so Amanda can have friends, because Lindsay and Danielle had zero interest in being friends with her. Remember the 18-page letter? 18 damn pages! 🤣 This is when I started side-eyeing Amanda.

​Seasons 4–5: Lindsay and Danielle became an impenetrable force with no desire to be friends with Hannah, Paige, or Ciara.

​Lindsay just pulls shit out of her ass and no one questions it like crying for 6 months over being accused of using the single mom card to get the big room. As someone who was a low-income single mom for the first 12 years, needing the big room on a group trip was never a necessity; the getaway was the gift. I'm sorry, but even if someone doesn't have kids, you don't know what level of stress they're vacationing from, so you can't say, "We're moms, so we'll take this one." I'm shocked no one called that out.

I abandoned Southern Charm in Season 6/7 ish because of the Kathryn/Cameran bs it was foul, but I picked it back up with Season 10. Now I've gone back to Season 8 and what in the Southern Gothic?!

1. Thomas's ancestors owned Kathryn's boyfriend's ancestors. Then Kathryn is calling Black people "monkeys"? TFUUUUUUUUCK!?
2. I was Team Olivia when Austen cheated, but wow! I'm glad Austen dogged her, and Taylor clowned her. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 The way Olivia tried to tell Venita how she should express herself and what her intentions were? Absolutely not. She can stay off my TV.
3. Venita has annoyed me at times, but I'm really glad I never judged her too harshly because, after watching her deal with Olivia and Kathryn, she deserved a lot more grace than she got.

And Austen clowned Ciara, for that weird mouth, racist woman? I'm only on Episode 5, and I honestly think I need to walk away. I'm disgusted.

Listening to a mix of old-school demos and live performances, and some of these artists are so haunting.

Aretha’s “Lean on Me” demo? This woman is singing for her rent. Omg. I’m lying here like, damn, she’s a professional.

Dolly Parton, Nina Simone, and Laura Nyro sound like they’re remembering the song live, the emotion in the delivery. I almost only listen to them live now. They make you feel their emotions. You’re watching them remember why they wrote the song.

Bonnie Raitt is so cool, just chatting between songs, then easing into a song effortlessly and chatting some more. She’s a whole damn vibe.

Linda Ronstadt connects to her songs like you can see it in her eyes. She’s remembering that “Long Long Time” D 🍆. We all have that one. I need to put the wine down.

Dhurbe, a wild elephant in Nepal has reportedly killed four members of the same family.

To escape Dhurbe’s revenge, a surviving family member crossed two rivers, sold his home, moved his family, and started over in another region. 14yrs later, Dhurbe reportedly found him, Kool-Aid Manned his house, and killed his daughter-in-law and grandson.

TAF!!!!

Why hasn’t the memory of an elephant been a central theme in horror movies yet? It’s literally right there. Or has it?

Monkeys, apes, and gorillas, sharks, dogs and snakes are a bit overdone. Elephants, with their intelligence, grief, loyalty, familial protection, and memory, would make a great horror premise in the animal subgenre.

Crows, huge ravens, and even geese could also make great horror movies because they’re so protective. If done right, it wouldn’t just be “wild animal attacks.” You’d actually be able to understand the animal’s decisions.

Elephant Grudge could be a whole sub genre!

The end of this episode shows Yvonne coming to the light about Lindsay, but before she got there, she had no problem being her minion.

Yvonne's dinner was not a wedding. She had a wedding a year before and legalized it a week before that dinner. Still, Danielle sent a picture of the dress to ensure she was not overstepping, and Yvonne approved.

As soon as Danielle walks in, Yvonne manufactures some BS. Georgina wants to spill wine on her, and Lindsay avoids her out of guilt because she knows it's a setup. Then Lindsay's mask slips. She cannot let Yvonne enjoy her dinner (not wedding), does not check on her when she gets upset, and lets it slip that Danielle should not be on the show.

Lindsay had me at the reunion thinking she's grown, but no. She's the same old, "look at me" mean girl she's always been. Her fake beef with Danielle only points a weird finger back at her.

Danielle and Carl were in a relationship. Carl breaks up with her. Season 2 is obvious Danielle was not over him.

Season 3: finger-bang-without-a-kiss gate. Carl fingers Lindsay. Lindsay only told Danielle because Kyle started running his mouth.

They break up and did not have sex. Then Danielle maybe gave him a drunk handy, no kiss. All good.

Years later, Carl and Lindsay get engaged. (Danielle did act a fool at her engagement.) They break up. Lindsay gets pregnant by a new man, they break up, and she hates Danielle because she gave Carl a handy with no kiss. WHAT!?

I don't know if it's jealousy, immaturity, or what, but Lindsay and Amanda decided together Danielle does not belong. Lindsay gathered her clique, Yvonne and Georgina, to ensure Danielle cannot penetrate. Unfortunately, her mask is slipping, Danielle has clocked in for work, and Yvonne may be shifting. The Danielle hate is weird and makes 0 sense.

Trying to stop wasting time searching for what to watch and ive sat for 2 hours to do so. Any feedback on this AI driven list that should get me to the fall?

**The Capture** (Peacock) is the absolute must-watch—it’s a gritty, cat-and-mouse surveillance thriller that deals with deepfake tech and government manipulation with zero lecturing and pure, unrelenting pacing.

**The Peripheral** (Prime) is your next best bet. It’s high-concept, expensive, and drops you straight into a conspiracy where the future manipulates the present. It moves at a sprint, so there is no filler or "slow-burn" nonsense.

**Person of Interest** (Prime) is the gold standard for "AI War" storytelling. It starts as a crime procedural, so be patient for the first 10 episodes, but it eventually evolves into the most intelligent, high-stakes surveillance thriller ever made.

**Humans** (Prime) is a solid choice if you want more "what does it mean to be human" drama. It’s a bit of a slower burn than the others, but it’s a legitimate AI-focused show that doesn't feel like a lecture.

**The Feed** (Prime) rounds out the bottom. It’s the lower-budget, soapier cousin to the shows you actually like, so only fire this up if you have exhausted everything else.

I saw a woman being rescued from a sinkhole near city hall after a car was swallowed in one, on the news. I know they've been talking about sealevel infrastructure for years, has anything come come from the talks yet?

The way I just screamed at my damn TV. I need a Xanax.

The audacity of this man blaming Janet for “causing his discomfort” because she accurately called out his behavior? Danny, you do not get to call accountability PTSD because someone accurately named the behavior you chose. If being called out feels traumatic, imagine how the women you put your hands on felt and still feel.

You don’t want the label? Keep your damn hands to yourself!

Janet doesn’t owe you a damn thing but all the smoke, bro. Janet, give it to Nia too, don't you dare apologize to that looney toon.

Was the Summer House reunion extension Lindsay’s audition for her next role? If so, I’M HERE FOR IT. She was fantastic. She was soft enough to pull information out of Amanda, yet she did not coddle her. She made it clear Amanda was being an idiot and looking silly in these streets.

Lindsay was giving: I’m a single mom, and In the City is not giving Summer House longevity.

Now, I’ve seen people saying she should replace Andy, and HARD NO. Atlanta, Potomac, and Salt Lake alone would eat her ass up. Beverly Hills would nice-nasty her into tears and make sure she knew she was broke compared to them. OC would make sure she knew how experienced they were compared to her, and Vicki would offer her a “real job.” Andy is perfect because he has the power to wield the respect, and it takes a lot of power with these women.

I could see Lindsay hosting MomTok reunions because Stassi was horrible and looked like she styled herself. Lindsay would be an easy “this makes sense” replacement, but it’s a different network.

I don’t want to see her in Fiji, but I could see a show with the Housewives who just can’t come back together, with Lindsay mediating a 1:1 sit-down. Lindsay doesn’t have RHONY money to be a Housewife, but she has Housewife energy. She’s quick and she’s smart, and 1:1 she can control the room.

I could see her mediating Kyle and Dorit. Shamea and Porsha. Nene and Andy 😝 (I said what I said). Garcelle and Sutton. Rinna and everyone 🤣. Lisa and Angie. Rulla and JoEllen. Meija and West 😭. Amanda and Ciara 💀.

Like a midyear and end-of-year come-together with the women who couldn’t fix it at the reunion. What a way to start summer and spend Christmas vacation lol. A 10-episode show, two seasons a year, full season drop, and we'd all tune in.

BRAVO, GREENLIGHT THIS. THEN RUN ME MY COINS FOR THE IDEA OR AT LEAST A FREE TRIP TO BRAVOCON. 🤷🏾‍♀️