u/Chuckles_McNut

Thanks for utterly sabotaging the job you’ve hired me to do, and making sure your kid shows up pissy, resentful and too overstimulated to focus on shit.

What a fantastic way to make sure that they NEVER develop an affinity for music and instead associate it as the thing that consistently takes them away from their fun-time dopamine rush. (some even throw full blown tantrums despite being in grade school)

No wonder most of them flame out after a few years or less having made glacially slow progress at best. (and naturally these types of parents usually aren’t enforcing any practicing either)

You suck.  That is all.

Friends if you have not yet seen this atrocity it will truly blow your mind.

So I decide to take in a movie by myself yesterday which I don’t do often… I smoke some weed and get myself settled in the theater,  it’s the afternoon and there are only about five other people there…
The first trailer that comes up is for a movie starring Brad Pitt and yes, a GERMAN SHEPARD. Watching this thing high, I was laughing under my breath the entire time but struggling to stifle full-blown guffaws at the idiocy I was witnessing (not that it would’ve mattered but I didn’t hear anyone else laughing so it seemed awkward) I literally had to look down from the screen to keep myself together.

Unless you think it will trigger you I encourage you to see this for yourself (just search 'Brad Pitt dog movie' on youtube)...but here's a little breakdown of what I sat through:

The trailer starts with Brad cooing over his dog in a tent- then an explosion happens and he wakes up in a full on PTSD flashback to some middle east conflict that he AND the dog were in- at the end he hugs the dog telling it that they’ll both be okay while the animal stares vacantly into space

In the next scene we see that the dog has a metal bionic leg and some metal teeth (!) while Mr Pitt explains to a scraggly J.K. Simmons how the dog suffered those injuries at the hands of the enemy in war.  When Brad says that he shot the guy who did it in the head Simmons laughs with delight. (We are starting to get the idea that this dog is Bad. Ass.)

Next Brad is taking off into the deep deep wilderness with the dog for some reason when his small plane goes down in a river. But don’t worry, we see the dog dragging Pitt out of the water and saving his life (hero dog!)

The rest is just them going through increasingly absurd obstacles/action stunts further solidifying in your mind the fact that Brad and (mostly) this dog are BADASS.

So apparently Hollywood is making movies EXCLUSIVELY for nutters now, because who else in their right mind would pay to see this dog pandering drivel.  I can completely imagine a theater full of nutters cheering at the dogs badassery and tearing up when he almost dies or whatever the fuck

Comrades this is not a good sign, especially if it does well at the box office, but damn, if you need a good laugh...

I mean, not the same bottle for years obv- but I probably go through one every couple of months

oh well- I know better now and at least it apparently can't sicken me...FWIW I only use it to scramble my eggs and I've never noticed a taste issue... I suppose the sunlight could have been degrading the nutritional quality/polyphenols but I would have no way of knowing that

don't you ever feel bad for that unsung man?

To be senselessly murdered by Pete Townshend because he's trying to prove something to God???

AND be unsung!? smh

EDIT: obviously Daltry is singing it but Pete wrote it so he has to answer for it

I get that the Bulwark is a never-Trump outlet, but do we HAVE to see a different photo of this wretched human on nearly every single daily pod thumbnail??

Like, we know the flavor of the podcast and we know what his fat ass looks like, so why...WHY?? I implore you...

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