Im so tired of all these piss filters...

Im so tired of all these piss filters...

Because the truth is you BETAs dont even know what fine photography even is.

My patience and balls(where pee is stored) has been drained for quite awhile after seeing all these posts on this sub. You guys think some subtle urinary tones is all you need to create good photos?

How wrong you are...

Ive been shooting with my POO filters for as long as I can remember, creating hot steamy banger after hot steamy banger.

My photography is so good that viewing my photos is no longer just a visual experience, but olfactory one as well. The tones my photos have with this filter can literally be detected from a mile away.

People think enshitification is ruining all parts of art and creativity nowadays. But I, in my hipster fashion, actually was a pioneer in pootography. My talent and skill hit me suddenly, like a fart in the wind.

The asstronomical improvement in tonality this filter cannot be understated. It is the shit.

Perhaps if this sub steps away from the urinal, and into the stall, it might find the brown gold its looking for...

u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 8 days ago

Bronica ETRSI and SQAI intermediate shutter speeds

Hello,

I was just curious is there is any way to get intermediate shutter speeds on these cameras except with the latest metered prisms, AEIII and SQI respectively.

I dont think the ETRSI can.

For the SQAI, the film backs have exposure compensation. Does this allow the camera to shoot intermediate shutter speeds? Or why exactly have that if you are shooting in manual.

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u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 12 days ago
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EOS 1n Shutter Release Removal and Lubrication

Hey everyone,

The shutter release button on my EOS 1n is sticky and squeaks when pressed. According to the service manual, it can be removed without top cover disassembly. However, I have no idea how it is actually removed. Does anyone know how these shutter release buttons are actually removed?

u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 13 days ago

Lubricating Stiff Aperture Ring on Bronica PE Lenses

I just purchased a Bronica ETRSI kit and everything is in wonderful condition except that the 50mm and 75mm lens aperture ring are exceptionally stiff and hard to turn. I have to dry my hands enough to even get enough grip to turn the ring. Does anyone have any advice/knowledge to lubricate the mechanism? The ring itself doesnt seem to be the issue but the mechanism inside the shutter assembly itself that its linked to seems to be the culprit. It dont want to do a blind disassembly, but i have done plenty of lens repair and do have experience.

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u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 14 days ago
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S1II Education Discount

Hey everyone, I am a student and im thinking of buying an S1 II during the sale happening at the lumix website. Can anyone tell me if I make a student account if the edu discount stacks with the current deal? I dont know if I will be verified in time.

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u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 2 months ago

Zone System Contrast Ratios for Graded Paper

Does anyone have a resources or chart which shows the relationship between measured densities on a film negative and their relationship to paper grades?

I have read that for Grade 2 paper, you should have Zone 1 around 0.1 in density, and Zone 8 around 1.3, but I cant find other contrast ratios for other paper grades.

Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 3 months ago

Hey everyone,

I have a Beseler 45MXII and and issue I am having is that the filter holder just manages to block one corner of the image i am projecting. Id like to use below the lens filters with my diffusion head as they are speed matched.

I cant seem to move the tray any closer to the lens to alleviate this problem.

Has anyone found a resolution to this issue to stop the corners from being darker on a print?

u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 4 months ago

I know this may be a stupid question but I can find any definitive information and need someone with experience to tell me.

I am looking to dry mount some prints, and frame and mat them. It is my understanding that there is no difference between mat board and mount board if you are using white, 4 fly, conservation mat. Unless you mat is some wild color you wouldn't mount to, using a white mat for both the window and the mount itself is fine.

Is this correct?

Should I be mounting to foam board? I don't like this idea for long term print mounting but for whatever reason that keeps popping up.

Need some advice from some experience fiber printers.

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u/Comfortable-Ad8156 — 4 months ago