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>Candy Girl arrived in late 1996 as the second single from Ugly Beautiful, Stephen Jones's major-label makeover of songs first recorded on a battered four-track. It had the unenviable task of following You're Gorgeous, the accidental smash that left many mistaking Babybird for quirky popsters rather than chroniclers of suburban psychic damage.

>All nursery-rhyme melody and warped wit, Candy Girl wrapped surreal lines like "Are you Jesus without the nails?" around innuendo so daft it disarmed itself, capped by the immortal aside, "(And I don't mean that rude)." Jones understood that the best British pop could wink with one eye and cry with the other.

>Critics admired its twisted charm, but the public proved harder to win over. The single reached No. 14 in the UK, a respectable showing that confirmed lightning rarely strikes twice. Reviewers praised its infectious melody and off-kilter humour, even if it never escaped the shadow of You're Gorgeous.

>The real twist was that Candy Girl wasn't new at all. Like much of Ugly Beautiful, it began life on Jones's lo-fi DIY album The Happiest Man Alive, one of the homemade recordings that built Babybird's cult following before the major labels arrived. The chart single was simply a bedroom demo dressed for Saturday night, proof that one of Britain's most prolific and singular songwriters could smuggle existential dread into melodies catchy enough to whistle on the school run.

>E=MC² is unmistakably born of new wave - restless, stylish, suspicious of rock's old certainties and convinced that pop could be smarter than the people selling it.

>But Big Audio Dynamite refused to let the movement calcify into skinny ties and synthesiser chic. Instead, they exploded its DNA, grafting hip-hop rhythms, dub, cinema, dance music and street-level collage onto its angular frame. If new wave was about smashing the stale conventions of the '70s, E=MC² simply asked why stop there?

>It's the sound of a genre refusing retirement, mutating into something looser, funnier and far more cosmopolitan - a record that proves new wave's greatest achievement wasn't inventing a style, but giving artists permission to redraw the musical map.