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I hate all of the MHC and HLA stuff , Why cant be there just one MHC why have two of them , Why Is MHC-1 reserved for intracellular pathogens like virsuses and MHC-2 for external threats like Bacteria and toxins , then why is mycobacterium Tb Sometimes using MHC-2 but in infected cell It is using MHC-1, shit .

I hate P glycoprotein as well , imagine you pay many lacs for cancer drug and cancer cell just makes P glycoproten pump that specfically spends ATPs to kick that drug out of your cancel cell into bloodstream , surprise MF ! , then there is shit like using gout drug Probenecid that Increases beta lactams concentration in blood like naficcilin to raise the level of Circulting antibiotics in blood . Why it is so comlicated , then there is all that stuff about bioavalibilities and cytochrome P450 shit stuff where eik drug dosrey se Jelaous ho jati why she there ? ,

I hate the training that T cells go through , You recgogise self antigen good you are passed , Oh my good You Have now developed feeling for self antigens and bind too strongly shit that T cell is killed , bro Wtf why is ther postive and negative selction in first place . Then there is a book inside thymus where all MHCs and their CEll numbers are written , And there is invigilator Called Autoimmune regulator protein who educted naive T cells , you see this shit , its pancreas dont attack it she your sister , sometimes that book get stollen and You GET APS disease then there is TREG foxp3 defect that looks the same as APS and why becuz TREG is the sane one it prevents Cazy Helper T cell and Cytotoxic cells , I thought ther was only Two T cells they are actually four brothers , shit !

I hate All these L and gay shit , Cd40L on T cell gives its L to B cell and it starts making antibodies(CD40L - CD40 interavction ) , then there is flying L made by Osteoblast , osteoclasts Shoves that flying L up his back (RankL - Rank interaction ), and starts digestng the bone and farting ALP , more bone osteoclasts eat more ALP it makes .

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God I Love immuno , all these B and T cells are my employees working so hard for me , How B cells Present antigens on silver patter to T Cells "Here My Lord My GIft for thee accet it " , How macrophages practice ancient strategy "siege", they were original masters of warfare

, You cant fight mycobacterium TB just wall off that Son of B*tch. Then you get terrorists that kill Foujis like HIV using CCR4 receptors to sneak in ,

Mycobacterium TB is especially my love it plays dead like possum gets picked up by macrophages once inside the phgolysosome it prevents the fusion of lysozome aka Acid vat where uss tb ko acid me nehlaya jaye ga, It got catasle too , I love catalse postive organisms very much

, Imagine soemone coming at you with SHOT GUN and you eat their bullets before they get time to fire at you , shit is love bro . I love chronic granulomatous disease in which you dont have NADPH oxidase you cant make ROS that are like shotgun bullets , but few idiot bacteria make H202 as a result of their metabolism aka pooti, and Macrphages use bacteria ki poti to make ROS and kill the bacteria itself , What !! , but catalse positive bacteria are smart they know their poti can be used against them so they got catalse to digest their own shit into water and O2. Simple no body can hurt them . So much beauty .

Then there is some bacteria that got rocket like tail and moves so fast nobody can catch it , I once saw a video of their movement on yt and tears of joy rolled down my eyes , so goofy , so lovely , I immediately wanted to have them . I sympathise with all bacteria especially H pylori , imagine you are homeless and want to build a home and all you get is acid rain of stomach killing your family brothers sister so you build a small shelter for yourself by digging into muscosa where ph is higher , then they got UREASE 'U rasie PH" that makes them feel cosy by raising PH . I feel pity for them

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warning : Seroius people stay away this is meant to be humorous type chill vibe post , I will be using Punjabi and Urdu in this post as gravity of situation demands it , Suljhey Howe gharaney ke afrad se Muazrat . Names have been changed to maintain privacy but story Is 100 percent real . Tldr in end .

Background : I have been going to this library and there is this dude Lets call him nouman , Nouman bhai ko library ki sub se khobsorat larki pe crush ho gya lets call the call her Amna , This girl is like 10/10 gorgeous , she is the type of girl jo hurr londey ka secret crush hoti he , but kisi ki himmat nhi hoti to go and talk to her , Hum 5 larkey library subah suabh bethey thee we are regulars at library and here comes nouman , he said ke aap logon ko aaj eik pathan ke chaney khlata hoon , best in Lahore , hum ne kaha theek he bhai agur tu khila rha he tu theek he , Anyway we went to this dhaba and noumi puttar ne khoob chaney khaye , oper se lassi or chaye bhi pee li. Wahan beeth ke mehfil lagi and he said ke aaj me Amna se baat karon ga , Me ne kaha tere me itni himmat hi nhi , murd ka bucha he tu 15,000 hazar ki shurt laga mere sath , tu ne sirf uss se salam hi ker liya to me tujhe jidher kahey ga Lahore me khana khilaon ga , except cafe alyonto , shit is expensive yo . kheta he done karaoo , jee baat ho gyi , 15,000 hazar hum ne foran pakar liye uss se ke khaeen mukar na jaye. Nouman is poor yo so 15k is big amount for him .

Anyway we came back to library and sat on this table for four persons , I was sitting with Nouman , bhai ghantey baad nouman sahib ke abdomen se wehshiyon wali awaz ana shuru ho gyi , thori deer bad he started to pass toxic nuclear radioative chaaney wali gas(fart) , I said bsdk jaa ja ker toilet se ho ke aa , mahool kharab ker rha , mujhe ankh mark ke bola , " arey kuch bhi nhi huwa mamoli si bud huzmi hee , it will settle bro " . Bhai I could not take it after 15 mins , I took my book and sat on sofa near his table , anyway after two hours library was full and only his table was free , he was only one sitting on table , To our surprise Amna baji Apni books utha ke library me ayen searching for some spot to study , and she found the spot on nouman sahib table , she sat there and hum londey nouman ko signal de rhe peeche se , baat ker , baat ker , Nouman sahib ka face LAAL surakh , phati pari uss ki .

Suddenly library electricity went out No AC noise , it take few minutes to start backup generator , Nouman sahib ke abdomen ki awaz ubb mujhe door sofa per a rhi ho , Amna baji tu phir sath bethi thi table pe , Nouman sahib ne socha shahyed phoosi(silent fart) a rhi he let it go, mamla khamooshi se duba lete heen , bhai woh Miscalculation me PUDD (loud fart) nikal aya , and shit ! it was very long one and loud as hell , the loudest I ever heard whole first floor might have heard it ,

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Bro Pindrop silence , Humara mouth khula ka khula reh gya , I was sitting at sofa my eyes went to his face , bhai roney wala moo ho gya tha uss ke , Itni zoor se hussi ayi na mujhe rukk nhi rhi thi , Me bhaga out of library khansi kertey huwe as I was running out of library I had one nano second eye contact with the girl , she had her one hand on her mouth , I could see so many emotions in her eyes , like shock , voilation of personal space , disgust , supressed laughter , pity for him or anger I could not tell . As I was running laughing with the top my lungs I could hear supressed giggles behind me .

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Anyway bhai mene poori library ko waqia sunaya chuskey le le ke , He is not coming to library for two weeks now , he may be dead or something , if you see him tell him we are looking for him and missing him in library plz share this msg to him .

anyway I am talking to the girl now , today she asked me sarcastically aap ka woh freind nhi a rha , koonsa frnd ? , he was no freind ! , I dont know him , bhai me tu saaf mukar gya , bhala harey huwey ka koon dost hota he , Loog jetey huwey ko salam kertey heen.

anyway after waiting for 15 days today we went to KFC and ate burgers

TLDR : Muhubbat ki AAG ko PUDD ki thandi huwa ne bhuja diya .

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Rule number 1 : The best move you can pull in the early days is make yourself CR , will have no problem approaching girls after that, and you will always have excuse to talk to them and won't be labelled creep

Rule number 2 : Be active and always faltter your teachers, Be the Greatest Chumcha of teacher ever , Sir aap ka knowledge, wah durya ko koozey me bund ker diya , Ilm e be panah ! , behr e be karan ! .Uff Sir kiya baat keh di aap ne , Tabahi ! .

Rule number 3 : "Every battle is won before its fought" Sun tzu Remember Adub and Feyz is more important than knowledge when it comes to passing the viva . Start going to Professor office for guidance a year before the viva . Just let him or her know your face that you exist.

Rule number 4 : Don't forget to get yourself in societies and events, be political and make connections

Rule number 5 : If you are event organiser, Always send girls to collect money , Abdullah never gonna give you money , must send Amna and not only he will give money but Dill bhi hatheli per rakh ke de ga , learned the hard way.

Rule number 6 : Remember jiss ne sub se pehley larki ya larkey ko approach ker liya he will have her or him and u will be regretting afterwards. Be first 🥇 mate And whenever you approach your crush must have valid excuse to talk to them like , Woh aap ke study notes chahiye thee etc , aap bhi usmle ki tyari ker rhi heen me bhi , even though you don't know the difference between mitral and bicuspid valve.

Rule number 7 : In early days keep your cards close to your chest , be formal in the beginning and don't be funny or act weird infront of girls . Always sit in front row and give answers to proffesors question, even if you are wrong must get attention form proffesors at all cost.

Rule number 8 : Don't start DM girls without any reason especially flirty ones , Girls take screenshots and pass around these screenshots having good laugh at your expense. Stay hydrated

Rule number 9 : 90 percent of mixed friends groups will be gone by the end of uni , Don't join mixed groups , stay with londa group or Saheli group.

Rule number 10 : Not everyone is gonna be your friend, don't trust your secrets to anyone especially during early days.

Rule number 11 : Never say me ne parh liya he , always say yaar parhai nhi ho rhi , people will think yeh flex mar rha he parhako na hu tu ......

Rule number 12 : Get yourself in library where you can study peacefully, make your habit to be in library all the time even if you are watching movies there , atleast some days u will study rather than sleeping in your Room.

Rule number 13 : Parhako logon se dosti buhut zarori , keep them close and lafangoon se door raho , Don't want to get entangled in their drama , Yaar bachi choor ke chali gayi ......

Rule number 14 : Group study boys ke sath nhi ho sakti , I once did group study with girls and they are so disciplined and studious that I achieved Muarfat in single night and learnt why they always top in medical clg , they make such beautiful timetables hour by hour I didn't knew that was a thing and their books are highlighted with different colours of highlighters and embroidery on book pages , Meanwhile boys ..... Once a boy proposed to this girl , she didn't gave a reply and gave his davidson medicine book back to the boy , signalling their relationship is over , three years later he was resident sitting in boys common room where he opened the book first time Infront of us for IMM and letter dropped by girl saying "Mujhe manzoor he " , Had to restrain that traumatized resident from jumping out the window. Moral " Kitab khool liya Karo Murdon "

Rule number 13 : Civic wala londa is a thing , get yourself a good car and Keep yourself well Groomed, Better be burger than Pendu , Speak English fluently wherever possible especially in Vivas and when teacher asks you questions, Fluent ENGLISH will elevate your reputation and make you an aristocrat.

Rule number 14 : Looks don't matter , There was a londa average looking in our UNI who knew how to speak and make funny puns , he was highly knowledgeable , great communication skills , With his knowledge he would get into every study group , Girls would flock to him and boys respected him as their Imam , Remember your mastery of subject opens doors that no other key can open. Study Hard as Knowledge is the real power. That londa was me duh !!

Rule number 15 : Always Remember 99 percent couple in University ka katey ga , no matter what and One percent will be those where londa actually had Usmle or Topper In Uni , rest will be Dust.....

Rule number 16 : Stay away from Gossip its a big time waste. Study something every day even for 2 hours .

If you have more rules gimme that as well

Rule number 1 : The best move you can pull in the early days is make yourself CR , will have no problem approaching girls after that, and you will always have excuse to talk to them and won't be labelled creep

Rule number 2 : Be active and always faltter your teachers, Be the Greatest Chumcha of teacher ever , Sir aap ka knowledge, wah durya ko koozey me bund ker diya , Ilm e be panah ! , behr e be karan ! .Uff Sir kiya baat keh di aap ne , Tabahi ! .

Rule number 3 : "Every battle is won before its fought" Sun tzu Remember Adub and Feyz is more important than knowledge when it comes to passing the viva . Start going to Professor office for guidance a year before the viva . Just let him or her know your face that you exist.

Rule number 4 : Don't forget to get yourself in societies and events, be political and make connections

Rule number 5 : If you are event organiser, Always send girls to collect money , Abdullah never gonna give you money , must send Amna and not only he will give money but Dill bhi hatheli per rakh ke de ga , learned the hard way.

Rule number 6 : Remember jiss ne sub se pehley larki ya larkey ko approach ker liya he will have her or him and u will be regretting afterwards. Be first 🥇 mate And whenever you approach your crush must have valid excuse to talk to them like , Woh aap ke study notes chahiye thee etc , aap bhi usmle ki tyari ker rhi heen me bhi , even though you don't know the difference between mitral and bicuspid valve.

Rule number 7 : In early days keep your cards close to your chest , be formal in the beginning and don't be funny or act weird infront of girls . Always sit in front row and give answers to proffesors question, even if you are wrong must get attention form proffesors at all cost.

Rule number 8 : Don't start DM girls without any reason especially flirty ones , Girls take screenshots and pass around these screenshots having good laugh at your expense. Stay hydrated

Rule number 9 : 90 percent of mixed friends groups will be gone by the end of uni , Don't join mixed groups , stay with londa group or Saheli group.

Rule number 10 : Not everyone is gonna be your friend, don't trust your secrets to anyone especially during early days.

Rule number 11 : Never say me ne parh liya he , always say yaar parhai nhi ho rhi , people will think yeh flex mar rha he parhako na hu tu ......

Rule number 12 : Get yourself in library where you can study peacefully, make your habit to be in library all the time even if you are watching movies there , atleast some days u will study rather than sleeping in your Room.

Rule number 13 : Parhako logon se dosti buhut zarori , keep them close and lafangoon se door raho , Don't want to get entangled in their drama , Yaar bachi choor ke chali gayi ......

Rule number 14 : Group study boys ke sath nhi ho sakti , I once did group study with girls and they are so disciplined and studious that I achieved Muarfat in single night and learnt why they always top in medical clg , they make such beautiful timetables hour by hour I didn't knew that was a thing and their books are highlighted with different colours of highlighters and embroidery on book pages , Meanwhile boys ..... Once a boy proposed to this girl , she didn't gave a reply and gave his davidson medicine book back to the boy , signalling their relationship is over , three years later he was resident sitting in boys common room where he opened the book first time Infront of us for IMM and letter dropped by girl saying "Mujhe manzoor he " , Had to restrain that traumatized resident from jumping out the window. Moral " Kitab khool liya Karo Murdon "

Rule number 13 : Civic wala londa is a thing , get yourself a good car and Keep yourself well Groomed, Better be burger than Pendu , Speak English fluently wherever possible especially in Vivas and when teacher asks you questions, Fluent ENGLISH will elevate your reputation and make you an aristocrat.

Rule number 14 : Looks don't matter , There was a londa average looking in our UNI who knew how to speak and make funny puns , he was highly knowledgeable , great communication skills , With his knowledge he would get into every study group , Girls would flock to him and boys respected him as their Imam , Remember your mastery of subject opens doors that no other key can open. Study Hard as Knowledge is the real power. That londa was me duh !!

Rule number 15 : Always Remember 99 percent couple in University ka katey ga , no matter what and One percent will be those where londa actually had Usmle or Topper In Uni , rest will be Dust.....

Rule number 16 : Stay away from Gossip its a big time waste. Study something every day even for 2 hours .

If you have more rules gimme that as well

Rule number 1 : The best move you can pull in the early days is make yourself CR , will have no problem approaching girls after that, and you will always have excuse to talk to them and won't be labelled creep

Rule number 2 : Be active and always faltter your teachers, Be the Greatest Chumcha of teacher ever , Sir aap ka knowledge, wah durya ko koozey me bund ker diya , Ilm e be panah ! , behr e be karan ! .Uff Sir kiya baat keh di aap ne , Tabahi ! .

Rule number 3 : "Every battle is won before its fought" Sun tzu Remember Adub and Feyz is more important than knowledge when it comes to passing the viva . Start going to Professor office for guidance a year before the viva . Just let him or her know your face that you exist.

Rule number 4 : Don't forget to get yourself in societies and events, be political and make connections

Rule number 5 : If you are event organiser, Always send girls to collect money , Abdullah never gonna give you money , must send Amna and not only he will give money but Dill bhi hatheli per rakh ke de ga , learned the hard way.

Rule number 6 : Remember jiss ne sub se pehley larki ya larkey ko approach ker liya he will have her or him and u will be regretting afterwards. Be first 🥇 mate And whenever you approach your crush must have valid excuse to talk to them like , Woh aap ke study notes chahiye thee etc , aap bhi usmle ki tyari ker rhi heen me bhi , even though you don't know the difference between mitral and bicuspid valve.

Rule number 7 : In early days keep your cards close to your chest , be formal in the beginning and don't be funny or act weird infront of girls . Always sit in front row and give answers to proffesors question, even if you are wrong must get attention form proffesors at all cost.

Rule number 8 : Don't start DM girls without any reason especially flirty ones , Girls take screenshots and pass around these screenshots having good laugh at your expense. Stay hydrated

Rule number 9 : 90 percent of mixed friends groups will be gone by the end of uni , Don't join mixed groups , stay with londa group or Saheli group.

Rule number 10 : Not everyone is gonna be your friend, don't trust your secrets to anyone especially during early days.

Rule number 11 : Never say me ne parh liya he , always say yaar parhai nhi ho rhi , people will think yeh flex mar rha he parhako na hu tu ......

Rule number 12 : Get yourself in library where you can study peacefully, make your habit to be in library all the time even if you are watching movies there , atleast some days u will study rather than sleeping in your Room.

Rule number 13 : Parhako logon se dosti buhut zarori , keep them close and lafangoon se door raho , Don't want to get entangled in their drama , Yaar bachi choor ke chali gayi ......

Rule number 14 : Group study boys ke sath nhi ho sakti , I once did group study with girls and they are so disciplined and studious that I achieved Muarfat in single night and learnt why they always top in medical clg , they make such beautiful timetables hour by hour I didn't knew that was a thing and their books are highlighted with different colours of highlighters and embroidery on book pages , Meanwhile boys ..... Once a boy proposed to this girl , she didn't gave a reply and gave his davidson medicine book back to the boy , signalling their relationship is over , three years later he was resident sitting in boys common room where he opened the book first time Infront of us for IMM and letter dropped by girl saying "Mujhe manzoor he " , Had to restrain that traumatized resident from jumping out the window. Moral " Kitab khool liya Karo Murdon "

Rule number 13 : Civic wala londa is a thing , get yourself a good car and Keep yourself well Groomed, Better be burger than Pendu , Speak English fluently wherever possible especially in Vivas and when teacher asks you questions, Fluent ENGLISH will elevate your reputation and make you an aristocrat.

Rule number 14 : Looks don't matter , There was a londa average looking in our UNI who knew how to speak and make funny puns , he was highly knowledgeable , great communication skills , With his knowledge he would get into every study group , Girls would flock to him and boys respected him as their Imam , Remember your mastery of subject opens doors that no other key can open. Study Hard as Knowledge is the real power. That londa was me duh !!

Rule number 15 : Always Remember 99 percent couple in University ka katey ga , no matter what and One percent will be those where londa actually had Usmle or Topper In Uni , rest will be Dust.....

Rule number 16 : Stay away from Gossip its a big time waste. Study something every day even for 2 hours .

If you have more rules gimme that as well

Rule number 1 : The best move you can pull in the early days is make yourself CR , will have no problem approaching girls after that, and you will always have excuse to talk to them and won't be labelled creep

Rule number 2 : Be active and always faltter your teachers, Be the Greatest Chumcha of teacher ever , Sir aap ka knowledge, wah durya ko koozey me bund ker diya , Ilm e be panah ! , behr e be karan ! .Uff Sir kiya baat keh di aap ne , Tabahi ! .

Rule number 3 : "Every battle is won before its fought" Sun tzu Remember Adub and Feyz is more important than knowledge when it comes to passing the viva . Start going to Professor office for guidance a year before the viva . Just let him or her know your face that you exist.

Rule number 4 : Don't forget to get yourself in societies and events, be political and make connections

Rule number 5 : If you are event organiser, Always send girls to collect money , Abdullah never gonna give you money , must send Amna and not only he will give money but Dill bhi hatheli per rakh ke de ga , learned the hard way.

Rule number 6 : Remember jiss ne sub se pehley larki ya larkey ko approach ker liya he will have her or him and u will be regretting afterwards. Be first 🥇 mate And whenever you approach your crush must have valid excuse to talk to them like , Woh aap ke study notes chahiye thee etc , aap bhi usmle ki tyari ker rhi heen me bhi , even though you don't know the difference between mitral and bicuspid valve.

Rule number 7 : In early days keep your cards close to your chest , be formal in the beginning and don't be funny or act weird infront of girls . Always sit in front row and give answers to proffesors question, even if you are wrong must get attention form proffesors at all cost.

Rule number 8 : Don't start DM girls without any reason especially flirty ones , Girls take screenshots and pass around these screenshots having good laugh at your expense. Stay hydrated

Rule number 9 : 90 percent of mixed friends groups will be gone by the end of uni , Don't join mixed groups , stay with londa group or Saheli group.

Rule number 10 : Not everyone is gonna be your friend, don't trust your secrets to anyone especially during early days.

Rule number 11 : Never say me ne parh liya he , always say yaar parhai nhi ho rhi , people will think yeh flex mar rha he parhako na hu tu ......

Rule number 12 : Get yourself in library where you can study peacefully, make your habit to be in library all the time even if you are watching movies there , atleast some days u will study rather than sleeping in your Room.

Rule number 13 : Parhako logon se dosti buhut zarori , keep them close and lafangoon se door raho , Don't want to get entangled in their drama , Yaar bachi choor ke chali gayi ......

Rule number 14 : Group study boys ke sath nhi ho sakti , I once did group study with girls and they are so disciplined and studious that I achieved Muarfat in single night and learnt why they always top in medical clg , they make such beautiful timetables hour by hour I didn't knew that was a thing and their books are highlighted with different colours of highlighters and embroidery on book pages , Meanwhile boys ..... Once a boy proposed to this girl , she didn't gave a reply and gave his davidson medicine book back to the boy , signalling their relationship is over , three years later he was resident sitting in boys common room where he opened the book first time Infront of us for IMM and letter dropped by girl saying "Mujhe manzoor he " , Had to restrain that traumatized resident from jumping out the window. Moral " Kitab khool liya Karo Murdon "

Rule number 13 : Civic wala londa is a thing , get yourself a good car and Keep yourself well Groomed, Better be burger than Pendu , Speak English fluently wherever possible especially in Vivas and when teacher asks you questions, Fluent ENGLISH will elevate your reputation and make you an aristocrat.

Rule number 14 : Looks don't matter , There was a londa average looking in our UNI who knew how to speak and make funny puns , he was highly knowledgeable , great communication skills , With his knowledge he would get into every study group , Girls would flock to him and boys respected him as their Imam , Remember your mastery of subject opens doors that no other key can open. Study Hard as Knowledge is the real power. That londa was me duh !!

Rule number 15 : Always Remember 99 percent couple in University ka katey ga , no matter what and One percent will be those where londa actually had Usmle or Topper In Uni , rest will be Dust.....

Rule number 16 : Stay away from Gossip its a big time waste. Study something every day even for 2 hours .

If you have more rules gimme that as well

Hi Guyz , I am looking for study buddy , who is Peer e kamil , who can teach me stuff and guide me to Transcendence ,

Ideally I would love you to be graduate as I am 27 male myself and would greatly benefit from your otherworldly experiences. I would be rumi and you will be Shams e tabreezi.

I had one peer who was consultant but Sadly there was this peerni like bushra bibi who stole him away and he married now , So I am left alone studying........

A long time ago , Heavens sent a Gift to humanity in the form of Asteroid made up of gold and Iron .

Valcanoes erupted and whole of the stratosphere was covered with cloud of ammonia , gasses and Clouds so dense that it killed most of the phtosynthetic plants and vegetation

Dianosorus being the Huge and metabolically demanding creatures needed a lot of plants to survive so they persihed of starvation , but small 25 feet Humans and neanderthals survived bcuz our hairy paws were able to hunt beasts in groups plus we were omnivores , we did not had any taste preferences . so when we ran out of beasts we ate fellow Neanderthals as well .

anyway smol animals survived = big ones went extinct

Fast forward WW3 is looming and short people and cockroaches are gonna survive nuclear winter bcuz there small bodies dont need much food to function , just one mcdonald burger is enough to fill their small belly , cockraoches can survive radiation exposure , I am already breeding them as personal project to make my Qumbal out of them , u never know when nuke gonna go off . Nobody is gonna draft short people as guns not built for them they usually fly away in opposite direction to the bullet .

Anyway , being short means u gonna be first to be launched in probes sent to space , like to mars bcuz of High Energy to mass ratio ,

There is a theory that I postulated in my high school that as population will expand size of humans is gonna decrease better energy effeciency for a given brain , like ants , imagine ants making big fusion reactors and goiung to nearby star , we are gonna spread in space and short people will be leading us .

Celebrate guyz You are next stage of human evolution

Rule number 1 : Always proclaim that you are poor and from very poor family never say or flex u rich.

Rule number 2 : Never keep 1000rs note in your pocket keep it in your socks , if someone demands change keep 50 rs or 100 rs note in your wallet, 500 and 1000 rupees note should be in your sgalwar ki pocket or Socks.

Rule number 3 : Whenever you go out to have dinner ya party with boys , butwa khali le ke jao , and always take udhaar from some freind instead of giving udhaar , bcuz Doston se UDHAAR wapis lena is impossible.

Rule number 4 : GARI tu hostel me lani hi nhi kabhi ever, you wont be able to say no ,

Rule number 5 : Never ever Fill Bike ki tanki , thora sa petrol bottle me rakh ke kamrey me chupa loo , so that zaroart parney per bike Petrol pump tuk chali jaye and tell your mates who want your bike ke bhai petrol dulwa deen khatam ho gya he jani

Rule number 6 : Bhai kabhi bhi , khana shared fridge me nhi rakhna , you will never get it back, eat then and there .

Rule number 7 : Yaar maheena ka akhir he ghar walon ne pesey nhi bhejey , iss se pehley tum se koi pesey mangney aye tum uss se pehley pese mang loo even though you are sitting on 3 lac cash.

Rule number 8 : Never offer khaney pe chaleen , they will ve expecting tum khulaa rhe hoo always say jani cgaye pilaye ga , pesey baad me le leen mere hissey kee.

Rule number 9 : American sharing is lie keep that in mind , try to go with female group on high end cafes , they will give you exact American sharing change , once I went with girls to elite cafe and they gave me 2 rupee sikka as well , I cried that day even though I was Man .

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Rule number 10 : Bhai Istri or nail cutter Chaar dewari se bahir nhi jani chahiye room ki

Rule number 11 : Bhai pen khatam ho gye heen , me tu khud tujh se mangney a rha tha .

Rule number 12 : Never trust your personal secrets even to your best friends, Snakes are everywhere, especially in early days

Rule number 13 : Jo complaint le ker pehley jaye ga warden ke pass wohi sacha hee .

Edit : Not everyone is gonna be your friend in hostel, some people will pose as your friends but will backstab you or back bite behind your back , snakes are everywhere and you will need time to find out who is who , don't get taken advantage of, some people are just there to exploit you without giving anything in return. I am not saying hostel life is bad , I had great moments there but you need to find right people and boys need to learn American sharing, hurr bandey ka apnay zaraf hota he kuch nice loog pesey nhi mangtey wapis bcuz of their zurf , but unko choona tu mut lagao.

Gimme more rules if you have any

Rule number 1 : Always proclaim that you are poor and from very poor family never say or flex u rich.

Rule number 2 : Never keep 1000rs note in your pocket keep it in your socks , if someone demands change keep 50 rs or 100 rs note in your wallet, 500 and 1000 rupees note should be in your shalwar ki pocket or Socks.

Rule number 3 : Whenever you go out to have dinner ya party with boys , butwa khali le ke jao , and always take udhaar from some freind instead of giving udhaar , bcuz Doston se UDHAAR wapis lena is impossible.

Rule number 4 : GARI tu hostel me lani hi nhi kabhi ever, you wont be able to say no ,

Rule number 5 : Never ever Fill Bike ki tanki , thora sa petrol bottle me rakh ke kamrey me chupa loo , so that zaroart parney per bike Petrol pump tuk chali jaye and tell your mates who want your bike ke bhai petrol dulwa deen khatam ho gya he jani

Rule number 6 : Bhai kabhi bhi , khana shared fridge me nhi rakhna , you will never get it back, eat then and there .

Rule number 7 : Yaar maheena ka akhir he ghar walon ne pesey nhi bhejey , iss se pehley tum se koi pesey mangney aye tum uss se pehley pese mang loo even though you are sitting on 3 lac cash.

Rule number 8 : Never offer khaney pe chaleen , they will ve expecting tum khulaa rhe hoo always say jani cgaye pilaye ga , pesey baad me le leen mere hissey kee.

Rule number 9 : American sharing is lie keep that in mind , try to go with female group on high end cafes , they will give you exact American sharing change , once I went with girls to elite cafe and they gave me 2 rupee sikka as well , I cried that day even though I was Man .

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Rule number 10 : Bhai Istri or nail cutter Chaar dewari se bahir nhi jani chahiye room ki

Rule number 11 : Bhai pen khatam ho gye heen , me tu khud tujh se mangney a rha tha .

Rule number 12 : Never trust your personal secrets even to your best friends, Snakes are everywhere, especially in early days

Rule number 13 : Jo complaint le ker pehley jaye ga warden ke pass wohi sacha hee

Edit : Not everyone is gonna be your friend in hostel, some people will pose as your friends but will backstab you or back bite behind your back , snakes are everywhere and you will need time to find out who is who , don't get taken advantage of, some people are just there to exploit you without giving anything in return. I am not saying hostel life is bad , I had great moments there but you need to find right people and boys need to learn American sharing, hurr bandey ka apnay zaraf hota he kuch nice loog pesey nhi mangtey wapis khud se bcuz of their zurf , but unko choona tu mut lagao.

Gimme more rules if you have any

Rule number 1 : Always proclaim that you are poor and from very poor family never say or flex u rich.

Rule number 2 : Never keep 1000rs note in your pocket keep it in your socks , if someone demands change keep 50 rs or 100 rs note in your wallet, 500 and 1000 rupees note should be in your sgalwar ki pocket or Socks.

Rule number 3 : Whenever you go out to have dinner ya party with boys , butwa khali le ke jao , and always take udhaar from some freind instead of giving udhaar , bcuz Doston se UDHAAR wapis lena is impossible.

Rule number 4 : GARI tu hostel me lani hi nhi kabhi ever, you wont be able to say no ,

Rule number 5 : Never ever Fill Bike ki tanki , thora sa petrol bottle me rakh ke kamrey me chupa loo , so that zaroart parney per bike Petrol pump tuk chali jaye and tell your mates who want your bike ke bhai petrol dulwa deen khatam ho gya he jani

Rule number 6 : Bhai kabhi bhi , khana shared fridge me nhi rakhna , you will never get it back, eat then and there .

Rule number 7 : Yaar maheena ka akhir he ghar walon ne pesey nhi bhejey , iss se pehley tum se koi pesey mangney aye tum uss se pehley pese mang loo even though you are sitting on 3 lac cash.

Rule number 8 : Never offer khaney pe chaleen , they will ve expecting tum khulaa rhe hoo always say jani cgaye pilaye ga , pesey baad me le leen mere hissey kee.

Rule number 9 : American sharing is lie keep that in mind , try to go with female group on high end cafes , they will give you exact American sharing change , once I went with girls to elite cafe and they gave me 2 rupee sikka as well , I cried that day even though I was Man .

https://i.redd.it/ypbpmmwasazg1.gif

Rule number 10 : Bhai Istri or nail cutter Chaar dewari se bahir nhi jani chahiye room ki

Rule number 11 : Bhai pen khatam ho gye heen , me tu khud tujh se mangney a rha tha .

Rule number 12 : Never trust your personal secrets even to your best friends, Snakes are everywhere, especially in early days

Rule number 13 : Jo complaint le ker pehley jaye ga warden ke pass wohi sacha hee

rule number 14 by u/ShotZookeepergame882 : Never order food around roommates who says oh nae aap krlo mujhe Bhook nae they WILL steal ur food once it delivers (fanum tax)

Gimme more rules if you have any

Rule number 1 : Always proclaim that you are poor and from very poor family never say or flex u rich.

Rule number 2 : Never keep 1000rs note in your pocket keep it in your socks , if someone demands change keep 50 rs or 100 rs note in your wallet, 500 and 1000 rupees note should be in your sgalwar ki pocket or Socks.

Rule number 3 : Whenever you go out to have dinner ya party with boys , butwa khali le ke jao , and always take udhaar from some freind instead of giving udhaar , bcuz Doston se UDHAAR wapis lena is impossible.

Rule number 4 : GARI tu hostel me lani hi nhi kabhi ever, you wont be able to say no ,

Rule number 5 : Never ever Fill Bike ki tanki , thora sa petrol bottle me rakh ke kamrey me chupa loo , so that zaroart parney per bike Petrol pump tuk chali jaye and tell your mates who want your bike ke bhai petrol dulwa deen khatam ho gya he jani

Rule number 6 : Bhai kabhi bhi , khana shared fridge me nhi rakhna , you will never get it back, eat then and there .

Rule number 7 : Yaar maheena ka akhir he ghar walon ne pesey nhi bhejey , iss se pehley tum se koi pesey mangney aye tum uss se pehley pese mang loo even though you are sitting on 3 lac cash.

Rule number 8 : Never offer khaney pe chaleen , they will ve expecting tum khulaa rhe hoo always say jani cgaye pilaye ga , pesey baad me le leen mere hissey kee.

Rule number 9 : American sharing is lie keep that in mind , try to go with female group on high end cafes , they will give you exact American sharing change , once I went with girls to elite cafe and they gave me 2 rupee sikka as well , I cried that day even though I was Man .

Rule number 10 : Bhai Istri or nail cutter Chaar dewari se bahir nhi jani chahiye room ki

Rule number 11 : Bhai pen khatam ho gye heen , me tu khud tujh se mangney a rha tha .

Rule number 12 : Never trust your personal secrets even to your best friends, Snakes are everywhere, especially in early days

Rule number 13 : Jo complaint le ker pehley jaye ga warden ke pass wohi sacha hee

Rule number 14 by Fpawa69: apna charger lock karke rakho. ek baar diya tou gaya. 🙂

Gimme more rules if you have any

I am Doctor male myself and these days, I am reading that Paki moms are Obsessed over Dr Bahu.They are in high demand

They are not special, There are Computer science girls as well , also police girls but stay away from lawyer Bahu scary stuff .

If desi moms want someone who can take care of ill why not marry Nurse ,

I probably will be marrying nurse if everything goes great and nurses are much more respectful and caring than Doctor ladies. They are so nice and empathetic, they are much more emotionally mature and Soft spoken as well.

I have been talking to gents in library from different fields and everyone seems to think that Dr Biwi is ultimate status symbol. Khandaan me Nose unchi ho jati hee .

I had to explain them bhai residency bhi karni hoti he khatoon ne calls bhi lagti geen night ki erc etc

I have talked to many dr girls and they seem to be interested mostly in dr husbands i don't know why .

I am Doctor male myself and these days, I am reading that Paki moms are Obsessed over Dr Bahu.They are in high demand

They are not special, There are Computer science girls as well , also police girls but stay away from lawyer Bahu scary stuff .

If desi moms want someone who can take care of ill why not marry Nurse ,

I probably will be marrying nurse if everything goes great and they are much more respectful and caring than Doctor ladies.

I have been talking to gents in library from different fields and everyone seems to think that Dr Biwi is ultimate status symbol. Khandaan me Nose unchi ho jati hee .