Elden Ring: Tips for Beginners
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Elden Ring: Tips for Beginners

This post is intended to help those who are going into the Lands Between for the first time with the Switch 2 version. If that's not you, scroll away.

You might be wondering, why should you listen to me, a random guy on the internet? Well, I have over 800 hours on the game, and I've completed 6 unique boss no-hits, which will be linked at the end of the post so as to avoid spoilers.

A general mindset you should have while playing this game is to accept failure as part of success; it's very normal to die in this game. Just learn from your mistakes and go again. You should use the open world to get stronger for the next challenge; failing to do so is failing to engage with the game's intended design. If an enemy is too strong for you, try to leave and come back later; you can decide how hard this game is for you. If you're wondering, "what's over there?" Go see; the reward is almost always worth the journey.

How do I pick a weapon and build into it? The best weapon is the one you have fun using. Pick a weapon you think is cool, maybe check the wiki to see what infusions it's best on or what stats it scales with, and allocate your stats accordingly. If you're stumped on how to build into it, look up a build guide.

How should I pick a class? Classes only govern starting stats and equipment; you can start as a samurai and end as a mage. However, if you like Melee combat, Vagabond, Hero, and Samurai are all safe picks; if you like magic, pick Astrologer; if you like incantations, pick Prophet; if you like a mix of Melee and either magic or incantations, pick Prisoner or Confessor, respectively. I can't advise on the new classes, because they aren't out at the time of writing this.

What does each stat do?

Vigor is HP, Mind is FP, and Endurance governs stamina and equipment load.

The offensive stats are as follows:

- Strength is the first physical damage stat; it gains a 50% bonus when two-handing your weapon and is typically best for large, heavy weaponry such as greatswords and hammers.

- Dexterity is the second physical damage stat; it does not get the two-handing boost and is typically better for lighter, more DPS-based weapons such as katanas or curved swords.

- Intelligence is the first spell-casting damage stat; it governs magic damage on your weapons, and leveling it allows you to access intelligence-based sorceries.

- Faith is the second spell-casting damage stat: it governs holy and flare art damage on your weapons; leveling it allows you to access faith-based incantations.

- Arcane is just weird; a few spells are tied to it, it scales physical damage on weapons with an Arcane scaling, and also governs status buildup on weapons with Arcane scaling.

What is equipment load? Everything you equip onto your character has a weight value; your equipment load is displayed as an x/y. X is the weight you have on, and Y is the total amount you can carry. At 0-30%, you will light roll; this gives you the most agility, but unless you have a lot of levels into endurance, you might have to sacrifice armor. At 30-70%, you will be at medium roll; this is where most people play the game and balances armor and agility. At 70-100%, you will be at heavy roll; don't use it, it sucks. At 100%+, you will be unable to roll at all.

SPOILER WARNING - This advice contains light spoilers; if you still want to experience the game blind, this is your time to turn back.

What order should you fight the bosses? Generally, for the base game, you should fight them in this order: >!Margit!< -> >!Godrick!< -> >!Red Wolf !<-> >!Rellana!< -> >!Radahn!< -> >!Draconic Tree Sentinel!< -> >!Golden Godfrey!< -> >!Morgott!< -> >!Fire Giant!< -> >!Godskin Duo!< -> >!Maliketh !<-> >!Gideon!< -> >!True Godfrey!< -> Final boss. There are more optional bosses such as >!Ghost Loretta!<, >!Sewer Mohg!<, >!Real Mohg!<, >!Real Loretta!<, and of course, >!Malenia!<; do these whenever.

As for the DLC, do them in this order: >!Divine Beast!< -> >!Rennala!< -> >!Commander Gaius!< -> >!Romina!< -> >!Messmer (These two are interchangeable)!< -> >!Leda and Allies!< -> >!DLC Final Boss.!< There are more optional bosses such as >!Midra!<, >!Putrescent Knight!<, and >!Metyr!<. Do these whenever. Note: >!Radahn!< in the base game and >!Commander Gaius!< in the DLC are not required, but are highly recommended.

All of this being said, there are plenty of small dungeon bosses for you to fight; you don't have to fight all of them, but I'd recommend fighting a lot of them during your first playthrough.

How do I get into the DLC? In order to access the DLC, you must defeat both >!Radahn!< and >!Real Mohg!<, the latter of which is found in a secluded location.

So, this wraps up my beginner's guide to Elden Ring. Thank you for reading this far. Learn well the Lands Between, my fellow Tarnished.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 6 hours ago

I felt like coming back to the game, so I got D'arce's S Ending for the first time

Basically, the title: I used the passages glitch on my successful attempt, but the Elite Guard at Legarde's Cell ruined my run more than once. Also, there was a weird issue with the Ascension mod that made me unable to open Legarde's door, so be aware of that if you use the Ascension Mod, lost 2 runs before I figured out the issue.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 days ago

Mod that combines your HP and FP into one bar?

I got the idea for this one from my replay of Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment NG+. For the unaware, in this game mode, your HP and FP are constantly draining and are combined into one resource; there are healing flasks throughout the level to replenish your health; however, you are always guessing whether or not you should use a relic to pass through a section or save your HP. Is there such a mod for Elden Ring, or would it be possible to make? I imagine this would make playing a hybrid caster build much more fun and risky.

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u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 4 days ago

(Sad trope) Character is teaching something they're very passionate about and no one cares. (BND minor Spoiler)

Walter White (Breaking Bad Pilot): Walter is seen in the pilot teaching a class about chemistry, something he's very passionate about, yet none of his high school-age students care.

Bruce Banner (Spider-Man: Brand New Day): Dr. Banner is seen teaching a class about quantum mechanics, yet all his students care about is his time in the Avengers. He's able to realize that Peter isn't one of his students because Peter is actually asking him questions about his area of expertise.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 4 days ago

Lets debate Marcoh vs Little Mac in a boxing match

Marcoh
Height: 6' to 6'2" (Headcanon)
Weight: I'd estimate 180 on the low end to 220 on the high end, again, headcanon.
Age: 31
Feats:
Assuming this is a post-ending B Marcoh, he's able to defeat what is possibly Rher's true form, but is likely just the traces of him. Either way, this scales his durability and attack potency far beyond human levels.

Little Mac
Height: 5' 7" according to Punch Out Wii, the most recent source.
Weight: 107 lbs (no way he weighs that little with his height and muscle development, but ok, I'd estimate closer to 145)
Age: 17
Feats:
Beat Mike Tyson in the OG game, Mr Sandman twice, someone who could destroy a building with his bare hands, and beat Donkey Kong, a character who punched the moon out of the sky.

Ruleset: WVBA rules; basically, everything is allowed other than deadly weapons, Aran Ryan's flail notwithstanding, so no Meat Grinder.

My analysis: Little Mac takes this with extreme difficulty if we are conservative with Marcoh's feats and if he would have magic such as Black Orb or not. Little Mac is always the shorter, weaker fighter. He's adapted to magic due to Great Tiger, and is able to KO men 3x his size, not from one shot power, but from sheer volume. If we choose the most generous version of Marcoh, since no version is canon, Marcoh wins. No matter what would happen, it would be an incredible fight.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 22 days ago
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Dear everyone who already has played Elden Ring. Tarnished Edition is not meant for us, and we need to accept that.

I see a lot of people complaining online about how long Tarnished Edition is taking to release and the lack of new content that those who already have it are going to get, but I think these people are missing the point.

Devs from Fromsoft and Nintendo are focused on porting the game to Switch 2 and the larger Nintendo audience. A lot of people can only choose one console per generation, and Nintendo is always a safe pick, especially for families, I know, because I was a Nintendo-exclusive gamer for a long time, until I got my PC. The devs have to make Elden Ring run not only in docked mode but also in handheld mode. The Switch 2 in handheld mode can pull a maximum of 20 watts of power so that the system stays cool, which heavily restricts the power and graphical capabilities of the game. To the devs' credit, the demos we have seen more recently are leaps and bounds better than those of the past.

When the new audience picks up the game, we need to welcome them in and not gatekeep. This game is a masterpiece, and everyone deserves to enjoy it.

TLDR: If you're complaining about how long Tarnished Edition is taking to drop or the lack of new content, you're missing the point.

Edit: I’m personally content with the little additions to the game, 5$ is a fair price for the little amount of content we are getting.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 29 days ago

MK World Rainbow Road is my new favorite

I grew up putting an insane amount of hours into Mario Kart 7, so MK 7 Rainbow Road had always been my favorite, especially when it was added to 8 Deluxe; however, MK World Rainbow Road hits all the high notes of MK 7 and is pure cinema the whole way through, especially the lead-up from Peach Stadium. Even unlocking this track was an event; I can't believe it myself, but they topped MK 7 Rainbow Road.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 1 month ago

I finally got my Switch 2!

I started saving for a Switch 2 when the trailer for Splatoon Raiders was released. It took me a while, but I was finally able to buy it on Friday with the Choose Your Game bundle. I also bought a carrying case and a controller to go with it. I've bought 4 8bitdos, and for how cheap the Ultimate 2C is, it's great value. I picked Mario Kart because I wanted something for me and my mom to play together. My Splatoon Raiders pre-order will be here on Thursday.

After spending the whole weekend with the console, I love Mario Kart World despite my nitpicks, and I love the console itself. I'm excited for the peak Nintendo is going to be putting out in the near future.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 1 month ago

Fun Gang Build ideas (+ Noelle)

Someone try these builds and give me feedback; the idea is that these would all work together in a Seamless Co-op situation.

Kris (Dex/Arc): Elden Ring Build Calculator & Character Planner - Shadow of the Erdtree - EIP Gaming
Credit to u/PastTax4804 on Elden Bling for the fashion.

Susie (Pure Str): Elden Ring Build Calculator & Character Planner - Shadow of the Erdtree - EIP Gaming

Ralsei (Fth Support): Elden Ring Build Calculator & Character Planner - Shadow of the Erdtree - EIP Gaming

Noelle (Int Frost build): Elden Ring Build Calculator & Character Planner - Shadow of the Erdtree - EIP Gaming

Notes: I know Ralsei uses his scarf to attack, so you could use a whip to be more accurate, but no whip gets a good faith scaling, and the best whips are mid weapons in general. In that same vein, I know Noelle doesn't use a melee weapon, so you could rely on Carian Slicer, Piecer, and Adula's Moonblade for close range, but I personally prefer always having a melee weapon. You could also use a cold Dryleaf Arts or Dane's footwork, but her using martial arts moves is more uncanny to me than her having the Falchion.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 1 month ago

What was your first fictional crush? Let others tell you what it says about you. I'll Start

Mine is Malon from LOZ: OOT. I remember playing the game as a kid and always going to Lon Lon Ranch at night to hear her sing and have Link play the Ocarina. She became a sort of anchor point for me and Link in the journey. Fun times.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago

Has anyone had their console modded by u/L3gendaryBanana?

I'm looking to get my switch modded, and their service seems affordable; however, I'm still nervous about sending my console to someone. Has anyone here ever had them mod their console, and if so, how was it?

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u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago

SunBro at your service!

My fellow Ashen Ones, is Gael giving you trouble? Is Midir making your soul dark? Is Friede making you go hollow?

Summon me for any boss!

I am good at Midir, Gael, SOC

I struggle with Friede and Nameless King

My discord is epicjon8602, message me there or leave a comment here.

Let's engage in some jolly cooperation! PC only

Edit: not active anymore

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago

I hate when female characters lose their personality and plot relevance when they get into a relationship/get married.

Videl will be my main example of this trope; however, it's quite common across media.

Videl in Dragon Ball Z is tough and somewhat standoffish at first, but she's still kind. Basic, but well-written tomboy archetype, nothing we haven't seen before. She's humble enough to learn from Gohan, yet despite how underpowed she is compared to the key players of the Buu saga, she still has a significant role. Even in the non-canon Broly's second coming movie, she is brave enough to go up against Broly despite how outmatched she is.

Compare that to how she is in Dragon Ball Super. If you take away all of her characterization from Z, what are you left with? She's kind, loyal, and trusting of Gohan, but has taken a major backseat due to her role as Pan's Mom. It seems like all of her rough edges that made her interesting were worn away. That's not to say that character development is bad; just look at Android 18 from the same series, a character who was treated much better despite being written into a similar situation, being Krillin's wife and Marin's mom. There is a difference between character development and simply dulling them down.

What changed? For one, the writers didn't know what to do with Videl, but I think this is a symptom of a larger problem. It's a sad reality that a lot of hetero relationships in media end up dulling down the woman in favor of the man, and it hardly ever goes the other way. It's always disappointing when writers do this, because it makes the woman less interesting and robs us of seeing the two of them bounce off each other and have a dynamic in a relationship. This problem is sadly a holdover from misogynistic ideas; however, my perspective on this is limited by my own admission because I am a straight cis man.

TDLR: Female characters shouldn't get dulled down by relationships, but have their contrasts and similarities to their partners highlighted.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago

Summon me for Pontiff! (PC)

Engaging in some jolly co-op during my sick day

Edit: Not online anymore, but if I co-oped with you, I hope you had fun.

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago

A very scuffed attempt at Kris from Deltarune

Deltarune in 10 tomorrows!

Outfit: Zamor Armor, Scaled Guantlets, and Greaves

Weapons: Lordsworn Sword and Heater Shield

u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago
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My dog refuses to eat, help!

I have a mini schnauzer who is about 2 years old. He’s always been a very energetic dog but he’s been listening to me quite well. This problem started about a week ago when my dog started eating only half his food at once (I feed him once a day at night) and saving the rest for in the morning. I thought nothing of it, but tonight he didn’t touch his food despite me putting in front of him, he’d sniff it and look at me. I tried to take him outside to use the bathroom, but even after that, he refuses to eat. I ended up sending him to bed, I hope he’ll eat in the morning. Why might his habits have changed? Would it have something to do with a different food flavor?

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u/Epicjon_Undernerd — 2 months ago