u/Fit-Purchase-8050

I'm QUITTING FGO??? (not clickbait)

I have, after very little thought, decided to quit because it's literally just a shitty gacha deckbuilder with a Fate skin. Also, I don't like waking up every morning and logging on for dailies and to send my blue apples to my pocket or whatever.

I know, this is a great tragedy for you all, and I'm sorry. Genuinely, Honkai Star Rail is probably a better Fate game than FGO.

Instead of either of those shitty games though, I'll be playing Fate/Samurai Remnant 🥰, Xenogears/saga/blade(s) 😍, and Deep Rock Galactic: Rogue Core Playtest 😡🐜

If someone ever makes FGO Offline, I'd be pleased to come back, however I have... Jalter Fatigue. This is mostly the fandom's fault, but it's also the fandom's fault that FGO isn't dead because they continue to consume it like Shiki (both of them) forced everyone to consume dih.

Also, FGO has Siegfried in it, so it's an instant -0/10 game. That's right, negative zero.

Attached is a video of me deleting everything FGO related on my computer. I hope I recorded it in a way that didn't dox me. (btw, I didn't save my transfer code or anything, so it's lowkey a dead account).

What game do I replace it with on my desktop so I don't have an empty space? YOU DECIDE! Options will be posted in the comments.

u/Fit-Purchase-8050 — 15 hours ago
▲ 278 r/okbuddyrintard+1 crossposts

I've started playing a drinking game

Basically, you scroll r/FGO and everytime someone mentions Jeanne Alter (picture of her, comment including her, etc...), you take a shot. The sooner in the comment section she is, the larger the shot. A post about her? That's a whole vodka bottle. >10 comments into a post? That's a bloody mary. And so on. You're also forced to detox every time you find a post not mentioning her. Basically, you wanna see how fast you can die or get liver failure. My record so far is 1 post, but I think I can get it down to zero.

For easy mode you can do Morgan and die on the title screen as well btw

Also, fuck Siegfried, but on top of that, I hate Jalter too, and by "hate" lets just say I mean aggressive apathy

u/DarthDioBrando — 10 hours ago