Can we talk about how insanely overpowered these versions of The Daltons were?

Specifically these versions from the 2009 Daltons TV Show.

Bro, Averell painted a train tunnel like Wile. E Coyote and they all entered it, and they nearly fucking died! If you think that's crazy, look what they do with the Broken Wings' magic! They learned how to turn into sand, switch bodies with animals, astral project, and turn invisible with just soup! They even find this gold necklace that made Averell turn things into gold with his hands.

They even managed to entire cable wires and travel through the cyberspace, and turn the entire prison into a confectionary catastrophe!

They even learned how to control the weather with things like snow or rain, gained good luck from a prisoner who's legit name is Bunny Rabbit!

Joe once made a diggerator to drill through the earth's surface and traveled to Paris! William once made a rocket ship in the prison but eventually died, went to hell, heaven, and back to earth!

What in the actual fuck are they on with this toon force?

You even got Averell finding magical genie lamps and magical trumpets!

And you know what else? Lucky Luke's not even there! He's retired!

But the only reason they have all this power all just to end up losing is mainly because of plot like every other Xilam show like Oggy and The Cockroaches and Zig And Sharko.

What other unimaginable feats do you have in mind? Let me know.

u/HackerMan7123 — 4 days ago

I just learned that Jess Harnell, the voice of Wakko Warner from Animaniacs is the lead singer of the Barack Obama song by JibJab

u/HackerMan7123 — 12 days ago
▲ 13 r/johnnytest+1 crossposts

Where do you scale Johnny X and Super Pooch?

Johnny X and Super Pooch are the alter superhero egos of Johnny Test and Dukey The Dog from the 2005 TV Show Johnny Test:

Their Powers:

Johnny X:

- Has the power to shapeshift
- Create hurricanes with his hands
- Fart flames out of his backside
- Can turn Invisible with an invisibility cloak
- Can also fly
- Can transform into a form where he has pyrokinesis (more than just flaming power poots)
- Was allegedly supposed to have X-Ray vision
- Has teleportation
- Can also see what everyone else does in his head
- Has the ability to use elastic spaghetti in his head
- Has mucus made of lava
- Can shit out steel cages
- Has super strength
- Allegedly has atomic eyeballs
- Allegedly has turbo toes
- Has exploding earwax
- Has super breath
- Has the power to spin like a tornado
- Can create nuclear poots
- Has telekinesis
- Can crash through walls
- Super durability
- Can rust and corrode metal blades with the power of lemon farts
- Has physical elasticity in his body
- Has super-hearing (implied for Johnny-X)
- Has the power to control electricity
- Could grow huge arms, but were too heavy to lift
- Can turn invisible without cloaks
- Can turn hulking big and use his thunder arms properly
- Has a cybernetic arm cannon with a super suction vacuum mode
- Has rocket boosters
- Has hypno goggles

Super Pooch:

- He can fly
- Has an oral force field
- Can also shapeshift
- Can see what everyone else does in his head
- Also has teleportation
- Can shrink things with his laser vision
- Also has super strength
- Also allegedly has atomic eyeballs
- Also allegedly has turbo toes
- Also has exploding earwax
- Has super breath as well
- Has the power to also spin like a tornado
- Can also create nuclear poots
- Can crash through walls
- Super durability
- Can rust and corrode metal blades with the power of lemon farts
- Has super hearing
- Could grow huge arms, but were too heavy to lift
- Can turn invisible without cloaks
- Has the ability to create power barks

Weaknesses:

- Can sometimes get easily overpowered
- Might make themselves look bad
- Can sometimes be bad at their job
- Can get very very tired from all the hero work

Now, with those powers set down, where would you scale the two:

2.1 Tier 11: Infinitesimal

2.1.1 11-C: Low Hypoverse level

2.1.2 11-B: Hypoverse level

2.1.3 11-A: High Hypoverse level

2.2 Tier 10: Human

2.2.1 10-C: Below Average Human level

2.2.2 10-B: Human level

2.2.3 10-A: Athlete level

2.3 Tier 9: Superhuman

2.3.1 9-C: Street level

2.3.2 9-B: Wall level

2.3.3 9-A: Small Building level

2.4 Tier 8: Urban

2.4.1 8-C: Building level

2.4.2 High 8-C: Large Building level

2.4.3 8-B: City Block level

2.4.4 8-A: Multi-City Block level

2.5 Tier 7: Nuclear

2.5.1 Low 7-C: Small Town level

2.5.2 7-C: Town level

2.5.3 High 7-C: Large Town level

2.5.4 Low 7-B: Small City level

2.5.5 7-B: City level

2.5.6 7-A: Mountain level

2.5.7 High 7-A: Large Mountain level

2.6 Tier 6: Tectonic

2.6.1 6-C: Island level

2.6.2 High 6-C: Large Island level

2.6.3 Low 6-B: Small Country level

2.6.4 6-B: Country level

2.6.5 High 6-B: Large Country level

2.6.6 6-A: Continent level

2.6.7 High 6-A: Multi-Continent level

2.7 Tier 5: Substellar

2.7.1 5-C: Moon level

2.7.2 Low 5-B: Small Planet level

2.7.3 5-B: Planet level

2.7.4 5-A: Large Planet level

2.7.5 High 5-A: Brown Dwarf level

2.8 Tier 4: Stellar

2.8.1 Low 4-C: Small Star level

2.8.2 4-C: Star level

2.8.3 High 4-C: Large Star level

2.8.4 4-B: Solar System level

2.8.5 4-A: Multi-Solar System level

2.9 Tier 3: Cosmic

2.9.1 3-C: Galaxy level

2.9.2 3-B: Multi-Galaxy level

2.9.3 3-A: Universe level

2.9.4 High 3-A: High Universe level

2.10 Tier 2: Multiversal

2.10.1 Low 2-C: Universe level+

2.10.2 2-C: Low Multiverse level

2.10.3 2-B: Multiverse level

2.10.4 2-A: Multiverse level+

2.11 Tier 1: Higher Infinity

2.11.1 Low 1-C: Low Complex Multiverse level

2.11.2 1-C: Complex Multiverse level

2.11.3 High 1-C: High Complex Multiverse level

2.11.4 1-B: Hyperverse level

2.11.5 High 1-B: High Hyperverse level

2.11.6 Low 1-A: Low Outerverse level

2.11.7 1-A: Outerverse level

2.11.8 High 1-A: High Outerverse level

2.12 Tier 0: Boundless

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago
▲ 489 r/GodofWarRagnarok+1 crossposts

These two remind me a lot like Shao Kahn and Sindel

1st Picture: From God Of War: Laufey Gameplay Reveal

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago

Rare cases of True Detective syndrome in Anime

New term I came up with meaning that a debuted TV Show that gained a lot of popularity then declines after the first or three seasons (Incl. True Detective, Prison Break, Heroes, The Boys, etc.):

One Punch Man

Tokyo Ghoul

Blue Lock

The Promised Neverland

The Seven Deadly Sins

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago
▲ 120 r/TheBoys

How would you create the perfect season to The Boys?

Like, when creating the perfect season of The Boys in your image, how would you do it? Taking inspiration from the other seasons? And debating on how you would take care of the show, how every episode would be written, what you'd wanna keep rewritten or not, you name it.

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago

It's crazy how Joe casually manipulates reality in just this episode

Like Xilam had absolutely no reason to make their characters OP asf and yet here it is.

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago
▲ 1.3k r/pizzahut+3 crossposts

Pizza Hut should do commercial tie-ins with Mel Brooks for the new Spaceballs movie, in honor of its character Pizza the Hutt

Even though he ate himself, it would still be cool to do these commercials, at least with some callbacks from the first Spaceballs movie. If that ever happens, I would be so pleased. They should to that for next year's Superbowl, I'm not gonna lie.

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago

Have you ever had a person in your life who you've considered to be like Deadpool?

For example, you've known this guy growing up, and he has the exact same personality as Deadpool. He's annoying, talkative, sarcastic, cracks jokes, is unfiltered, likes to talk shit, and does everything for attention. Some people find him really fucking annoying, and the others find him to be very funny. And even if you haven't met the guy your whole life, you've must've probably seen him multiple times in your recent years.

u/HackerMan7123 — 1 month ago
▲ 8 r/invinciblecool+2 crossposts

Who's winning this fight? Atom Eve or Momo Yaoyorozu?

Had to make it NSFW because of Momo's "window."

u/HackerMan7123 — 2 months ago

Name a fat character you think would be more OP if he was moving like this the moment he lost weight

u/HackerMan7123 — 2 months ago

If people could learn how to control superpowers in their lucid dreams, does that mean it might work in real life if we actually had the 100% chance of gaining superpowers?

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u/HackerMan7123 — 2 months ago