So let me fill you in here: I, Parry Man, was sent on a quest by Purah (u/FutureAd938) to parry EVERY falling sky rock in Hyrule. I decided not to do one that was on a slope because I kept failing. So I found a traveler and put it on his cart. I go to do my next one and fail that one so I check on the traveler when I notice that THE ROCK HAS CONSUMED HER CART. When I took it off, the cart reappeared.
I decided to share the mechanics of the torch because in my last Master Torch post, a redditor by the name of u/DiamondMundane822 asked why I’m swinging the torch like a weapon because the torch usually has Link lower it and that never happened.
Long story short: The torch does a “lighting” animation normally but if you get near enemies, it switches to “Attack Mode”.
The Earthwake move can lock onto Link and if he scales a wall, it goes up the wall by floating?!
And destroy one of your hideouts? You guys are my Koroks.
I tried this during my 7th period in school. My thumb hurt after I got to 10000°. I did see how far the cold temperature went, but it’s the same thing so I never bothered taking a picture of it.
My question afterwards was: “How do the crewmates and impostors survive this high temperature I put?”
Edit: I was in practice mode, not an actual game.
So I clipped out of the final battle again and went back to the Sanctum. Didn’t skip the cutscenes because that crashes the game. Instead I watched them and…CALAMITY GANON IS INVISIBLE?! You can still watch the cutscenes but as soon as you get into the fight, he’s gone. No hitbox, no boss bar, no model. Gone. The Divine Beast lasers also hit nothing, making the air be Ganon instead lol.
Reposted to fix the title grammar that I somehow didn’t notice and to fix an issue I had.
Idk if anyone found this yet, but you don’t have to die to reenter the final Ganon battle. The ‘Mount’ prompt still shows when near your horse while you’re outside of the light wall. Just get on your horse and the game puts you back in the final battle. I was currently outside the battle but am now back inside.
2/6 of my cats love the plastic Master Sword lol.
This monster was really hard to hit on account of it dodging most of my attacks.
I just replaced the full duration of the meeting. Cut it to before the meeting ended, then replaced that meeting with my own video to not make it boring.
I have absolutely no idea what this thing is called, I’m sticking with fidget spinner because it looks like one.
Bored, Parry Man decides to play jumprope on a quarter heart for a fun little challenge. I hope I survive.
Title is now more interesting.
This is the last sneak in, I promise…
Buy them from the dude who is selling spikes for some reason. The sound plays but the visual is removed again because I took damage during the animation.
Try to decode this, it’s a Caesar Cipher again:
Errnv = Nqrzohgjh
If you don’t know what a Ceasar Cipher is, please look it up.
r/YigaClanOfficial must be so embarrassed that Link killed one of their members with a torch. Also, I was worried that the attack up + 9 torch would not do enough damage to kill the Yiga in 30 seconds so that’s why I made an attack up meal.
I just found out that the upgraded Glide Suit (Just 2 stars on each glide suit armor piece and if you wear the set gives you the ability) prevents fall damage. Any kind of fall damage, not just hitting the ground while diving. I’ve been using it so wrong.
I just wanted to fly…🤕
I love messing with Ancient Blades. They are now deleted from the face of Hyrule.
I added fans to the Gloomdredger because the rocket method didn’t work on it, sadly.
Also, the Gloomdredger was 999 Rupees and the HOVERDOOM MK.3 was 99 Rupees. The Yigas offered to lower the price of both vehicles to 50 Rupees and 500 Rupees because I had a Blademaster Discount.
I was trying to parry the Gloomdredger and HOVERDOOM MK.3 for my Today’s Parry video when I learned that if Link gets stuck in between a Big Wheel and a Light attached to something and that thing is attached to the Big Wheel, he will bounce. It looks like he’s jumping, but I’m not pressing anything.
I will post the video after I parry the Gloomdredger.