u/InstanceVegetable632

IS THIS THE SAME PITCH 😭😭😭😭

IS THIS THE SAME PITCH 😭😭😭😭

RCB gonna get cooked like this and here I was thinking that we will top the table again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY included COX like iS MO Bobat Smoking चिलम at Sangam ghat. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀

u/InstanceVegetable632 — 8 days ago
▲ 4 r/uttarpradesh+1 crossposts

We are convening a Tarot Role-play group for those who enjoy the company of archetypes over boring normie people! We are looking for individuals to embody the major arcana with the poise of a Rhodes scholar and the schedule of an unemployed freeloader (lol).

Requirements:-

Age of Reason: must be 18+, no kids allowed.

We are dealing with “toys” of divination and fate, not your toy trains and brain rot freefire gameplays.

Academic Rigor: must be intellectual enough to know that tomatoes are a fruit and not a vegetable for ffs.

The Golden Rule: We want unemployed candidates only, don’t want someone who’ll be unreliable or unavailable and consider this as a “time waste” later on and how they are too “busy” (just don’t join us in the first place ffs!).

Limited slots: 2 out of the 21 major arcana are booked.

So if your D.O.B. lies in that… then sorry but you gotta move on 😔🥀.

Fun chats: We are more cool than most of the cool people that you will meet around here irl 😎.

SO YEAH DM OR COMMENT YOUR D.O.B. AND WAIT FOR THE CALL!

— Tarot Gang

u/InstanceVegetable632 — 13 days ago