Weakest fictional character that could no diff the Bitch-xie?

Lysander from beginning of Light Bringer, in standard Peerless kit, (scarabskin, pulseshield and razor), no other tech or backups. What is a character from another piece of fiction that would be able to no-diff him in a fight?

I think standard kit Ant-Man from Marvel, Morty from Rick and Morty, Han Solo from Starwars and even just Sportacus from Lazytown could all do it fairly easily. Seriously, Sportacus eats one apple and then it’s bye-bye pulseshield.

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 10 days ago
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Growing up is realising the true identity of Carmelita’s mother

>!They both sing annoying songs, interfere with the life of a crotchety criminal, use physical exercise to bully others, have a terrible red-adjacent haircut (it’s a children’s book, haircuts are genetic), don’t stop skipping, don’t stop smiling and would be obnoxious irl.!<

Theory confirmed.

u/IntelligentCat3645 — 11 days ago

A horrible crossbreed

I have had a terrible idea and still could not resist articulating. Here is the thought process:

  1. As soon as the Admiralty gets Iskierka, they will be doing everything they can to make useful crossbreeds with her by trying to impress her with the hatchlings’ potential capabilities. (And secretly hope for a more obedient fire breather)

  2. At some point, they end up breeding her or one of her descendants with a dragon with a primarily plant based diet. (Digestion of cellulose for energy is wayyy more intensive, so often requires extensive chewing and multiple rounds of digestion. Therefore, we can picture a dragon might have similar properties.) I’m imagining less demand for meat / an extreme distaste for it, with possible exceptions of shellfish or fish, though mostly preferring plants. And being able to digest plants, they may have digestive enzymes to ferment the starches and plants into ethanol. Makes the dragons smell vaguely boozy and can sometimes get hiccups / drunk from an improper diet with too much sugar.

  3. The crossbreed has both the fire-breathing capabilities of Iskierka and the ethanol producing capacities of a parent breed. Probably stored in a fuel sac like other fire breathers or venom makers. And I don‘t know if you know, but burning ethanol creates very little soot. And soot burning is what gives flames colour. So in daylight, burning ethanol is either completely invisible or an extremely pale, transparent blue. Essentially, invisible fire.

  4. By accident, the crossbreed is fed too much sugar. And so gets hiccups / drunk. And with Iskierka or the other dragon, they’d either just smell extremely strongly of alcohol or breathe small spouts of flame. But the crossbreed breathes invisible fire. And the ethanol soaks into grass and the whole thing burns invisibly and with a faint odour.

  5. This creates a situation where either the Corps has to (NASA-style) wave a broom around in front of them to see if it catches on fire when they suspect there might be invisible fire or assign someone specifically to watch the crossbreed’s diet or be on watch specifically for any signs of invisible fire. (It only becomes visible when it burns wood to create soot) They would also absolutely claim that the alcoholic scent of the invisible fire was an issue to try and prevent corps members or really young ensigns from drinking in the coverts.

  6. On the other hand, a dragon with invisible fire would be terrifying. I could imagine the dragon thinking they were playing ‘unfairly’ not giving the enemy a chance to dodge, or feeling horrified for themselves. Meanwhile Iskierka is showing off her dragonet to any other dragon who will listen how cool they are until all the other dragons are thoroughly sick over it. Also one battlefield application and the other nations are immediately creating a pre-1900s Geneva convention against certain breed traits. Maybe the crossbreed even runs away out of fear of who they might hurt.

Anyway, that’s the insane idea. Thoughts?

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 21 days ago

The resemblance is uncanny

Took a totter down to the river and I think I fished out Farage‘s cousin by accident. Oopsie-daisy! Anyone know which sewer I can found the return address at?

u/IntelligentCat3645 — 21 days ago

India: Crimson Hornet &amp; Jewel-Bird

((Back with some more speculations. Thankfully, these are the last of the Indian ones. It seems like a lot but I thought the high abundance of Asian elephants would allow a similar volume and size to at least what Britain could field, given the amount of brilliant scholars who came out pre-colonial India. AO3 book link here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/91727546/chapters/244247306
))

The Crimson Hornet.

 

In our expeditions closer to the Himalayas, we encountered the final dragon species of the subcontinent. The Crimson Hornet, distinctive because of its unusual appearance, as if its hide has been shrunk several sizes too small. Their substantial musculature can be seen clearly through their skin, often as displays of attractiveness from both sexes, not just within their own breed, but to other breeds, also.

They are middleweights, 15 tons, with a body length of 14 metres (46 feet) and a wingspan of 20 metres (65 feet).

They are a distinctive bright red, with streaks of orange or pink among their scales, and a bright blue patch in the hollows of their throats and around their eyes, a dark grey lower jaw, with a white, ruff-shaped marking collaring their throats. Their horns, unusually, arch forwards over their heads, instead of backwards, slightly hooked at the ends, and range from grey to blue to a shiny orange keratin. Across their hindquarters, their red scales fade to white a rusted brown colour, dotted in many black or navy blue-ringed white spots or freckles, particularly along the vertebrae of their tail. Their wings are red at the shoulder, fading to red-grey with the same eye markings at the end. They are covered in these spots everywhere below the neck, though they are more numerous over the hindquarters. Their claws are the same colours as their horns, though will often be painted white before battle. Eye colours range from acid-yellow to black to a very warm amber.

Their eggs are a deep, warm-toned brown, the colour of loamy earth, with a grain of lighter browns, covered in black-ringed white spots in regular diagonal lines up the egg’s shell. Out of the shells, hatchlings possess the dull colouration of their eggs, being any range of ash-grey to dust-brown to a rich maroon coffee colour, with only the tips of their noses a rusty orange colour and the white ruff around their throats, with the eye markings dotted along their hindquarters and wings. As they grow, the red section on their nose becomes more vivid and expands into an adult colouration, with the development of the blue throat patch indicating full maturity at the age of around three months.

The dragonets are born with a tongue-tie, a small strand of flesh connecting the underside of the tongue to the bottom of the mouth. It makes things like eating or talking difficult. This conflicts with the aggression the hatchlings display out of the shell, with their voice having a muffled, lispy quality to it before the ties are cut.

As a result, when hatched they are often already irritable and easily excited. They are caught, and held gently with cloth while the tie can be cut. When the tie is cut, a short, curved bronze knife is used, heated in a forge or oven and then quickly swiped twice, to cut at the root and the stem. The dragonet usually does not notice, given the heated blade prevents both bleeding and future infection. The dragonet will then be carried to the throat of the nearest animal, usually a goat and allowed to eat until sated.

The adults have a husky, rumbling quality to their voices and are known to growl gently in their sleep, which companions or soldiers often find soothing. Their temperaments are aggressive or thrill-seeking, with extremely high levels of stamina and motivation towards a target. Much like the Scarlet Flower back in the mainland, they are much too motivated by fighting to be much good at intellectual pursuits. Most often show impatience at the idea of being confined to memorisation or theorisation.

Their high motivation and stamina has made them favourites of armies for conflicts on the subcontinent for millennia, with Hornet skeletons found buried with decorative metal wire or thin-beaten metal plates wrapped around horns or special coatings applied to claws. [Specialised craftsmen for dragon jewellery will often fix small pins into the horn tissue, so that bronze horn rings can be unclipped during combat.] Companions to them will often wear matching trinkets, usually amulets of protection or small figurines. They have a particular association with bronze, given the sheer amount of artefacts such as jugs, plates, ceremonial swords, replaceable sword hilts and even arrowheads have been found with both effigies of Hornets or simple designs believed to imitate them in combat. They are also considered a symbol of protection, related to the ferocity they are known to fight with, and small, thin coins with their likeness on them are often used as charms to protect small children after infancy but before puberty.

When they are fighting, they will often goad opponents, going out of their way to pry insults or jibes out of prisoners in their native language to use on the battlefield, using side-to-side zig-zags to bait a lunge, which they will fold back on themselves to claw at an opponent, demonstrating incredible flexibility in the air.

Local armies or militias will often coax them into taking companions of young soldiers. It is a common tradition among Hornets to try and weed out the bravest and most daring of the candidates. The exact process varies from region to region, with methods like pretending to fall asleep to see if a candidate could steal some of their jewellery or leave a desirable offspring like a small bronze trinket. Some will wait for candidates to climb on them and then fly as high as they can, as fast as they can, to see which ones are able to keep up with them.

The Jewel Bird

 

These dragons are exceptionally small.

They are featherweights, at 3 tons on average, though particularly small members of the species may be only 2.5 tons. They are only 3 metres long (10 feet), with a wingspan of 6 metres (19 feet). Their shoulders only reach the height of a man’s ribcage, at around 1 metre (3 feet). They are so diminutive in stature that they are only capable of carrying one companion, even then on an extremely stripped down harness, traditionally made of strengthened, braided cloth or grass.

They come in a range of very bright colours; red, green, blue and purple and every colour between, with a darker band of pigment over the end of their horns, the edge of their wings, and midway across their tail and a highly contrasting patch of colour across their throat and chests. Their hide is both very glossy and extremely reflective, making them quite the spectacle in flight. Their horns, spines and talons are semi-transparent in the same colour of their hide.

They have a very slight figure, with a narrow muzzle, large, expressive eyes and narrow shoulders. With their long necks and sinuous legs giving them an extremely graceful, light step. Their arrow-shaped wings are structured more like a hummingbirds than a typical dragon, with thin slats of iridescent scales controlled by relays of tendons, the length of slats getting shorter towards the wing-tips.

They are considered some of the most beautiful dragons known to man, with poems lauding their beauty and grace found as far-flung as the Caliphates, Brazil and even Venice. One such poem, when translated, reads as follows: “You come high-stepping, graceful as a crane, with wings of a hummingbird and scales of crystallised grace filtering sunlight like a lover’s fingers. You sing sweetly, a high and warbling note, fragrant as a flower. Then you turn your head, with a wise smile and wing abound to your domain, as if the earth had been incidental underfoot.”

As the poems mention, they are phenomenal singers, able to sing notes humans are not, with a musical, humming quality to their voices that are often incredibly enchanting. They are drawn to music, often able to harmonise perfectly with an instrument, having an incredible fondness for companions adept in music of any kind.

When their scales are removed after a shed and carefully preserved, they are often pierced and layered over fabric like coins to create a soft, silvery chiming that is so favoured among ladies’ clothing, being incredibly popular on fashion. When powdered scalers are mixed with a fragrant oil, the resulting substance can be used both as a preservative for organic matter, such as to extend the mourning period for respected or important individuals or to guild statues in an angular, shiny layer like resin. It degrades over time and must be reapplied but it is incredibly popular for enhancing the eyes or jewellery of art or statues.

Historically, they had most use as diplomatic gifts or spies. The dragonets gain awareness within the shell much more quickly than other breeds, and will absorb teachings readily. As such, they can be instructed or have their loyalties influenced while in the shell and then offered as a gift to a rival faction, where they will hatch and either endeavour to improve diplomatic relations. There are several famous stories where Jewel Birds from both sides have manufactured peace and even alliances between warring states, speaking to their immense powers of persuasion.

Widely regarded as cunning, with immense situational awareness, right out of the shell, they have a peculiar ability to juggle and balance loyalties within themselves. Although most seem to value their in-the-shell-teachings, they also show a fondness for the surroundings they hatch in. Their small size naturally makes them wary and avoidant of combat, 

Their eggs [And wings besides.] are what they are named for. The eggs are quite small to the size of the full grown dragon, the size of an adult’s heart, coming to a sharp teardrop point. The innermost layer of the shell is black or white, with larger, transparent egg-scales on the outside, in extremely vivid shades of either red, silver or blue, the flat, sharply angled surface catching the light beautifully. However, their small size, and appearance means the eggs are often mistaken for extremely valuable, cut and polished gemstones like rubies, diamonds or sapphires. Their lustre fades in the cold, and brightens in a comfortable range of heat, as an incentive to keep them warm. It is suggested that their eggs have developed in this way, to persuade humans or other dragons to raise the eggs for them.

The appearance of their eggs has led to a rather unfortunate phenomenon where soldiers or private armies will stumble across nests of Jewel Birds, often in palaces or temples and will confiscate the ‘jewels’ and either smuggle them for their own profits or surrender them or employers for a sizeable bonus. This has led to a fair amount of these eggs ending up in the country homes of several important merchants in the East India Company, in the same villas where their families have been kept. Several of these eggs died in the cold but several more have gone on to contribute to an unusual phenomenon. The daughters, more often within the tender quarters of home than sons, of important East India Company members forming bonds with Jewel Birds.

[These reports have, naturally, made their way back to England on the fastest courier available, where they were met with great alarm. One must, of course, remember that many of these merchants married with the daughters of the nobility to provide an injection of cash. Therefore, losing the grandchildren of some of England’s most important people cannot be considered an advisable decision. It created quite a moral panic around the virtues of young noble ladies and fear for the future of the county, only narrowly soothed over by the combined efforts of MP Temeraire and his Draconic Coalition of Public Concern.]

Some of these stories include the granddaughter of Lord Liverpool raising a pair of them. When her father found out, there was reportedly a fight which culminated in the young miss escaping on her half-grown pair, tied on only with an extremely ragged silk curtain. Some less verified of these stories may even claim that a clutch of eggs made their way to the palace at Buckingham and reportedly hatched for a relative of the royal family, only for the growing dragonet to cause panic among the staff until the Corps could intervene to find more suitable lodgings to it. Unfortunately, the dragonet was quite unwilling to desert its new companion and rumour goes that a distant relative, gender unknown, is a part of the Corps under some hastily arranged disguise or another. Perhaps these events together and a desperation towards not losing family members may lead to greater acceptance towards dragons within formal society.

 

- 教授 赵伟 (Professor Zhao Wei). 

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 25 days ago

Interesting crosses

So we all remember >!Ning? Iskierka and Temeraire’s egg. Divine fire blast!<, essentially. So I’ve been thinking about some other crosses.

Iskierka and Maximus.

Plein-Vite / Roi-de-Vitesse (French lightweights, super fast) and one of the Jade Dragons.

More Incan crosses, I just like the feathers.

Bengal and a Longwing (bengals have paralytic venom and longwings have acid, therefore, acid that paralyses you sounds horrid.)

But any crosses you would have liked to see?

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 27 days ago
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Golden age short story

This one by far is the funniest snippet in the entire book. I love it so much I keep coming back to it. It just keeps making me think about the ramifications of this world:

Dragons have lighter air sacs / muuuuuucccchhh larger ones or even hollow bones to make them lighter

Humans have denser bones (so they probably can’t swim) and stronger muscles / and broader shoulders have been bred that way to make better mounts

Do humans have the abilities in this world? “Laurence used divine roar. It was super effective!”

Do the dragons just carry them like that when they fly, or do they need a humans’ weight to avoid floating away?

Churki and Hammond doing this.

Poor, poor, poor, poor Demane.

It‘s so unbelievably stupid and I shouldn’t be thinking about it this much. I just love it so much.

I just love this series so much. :D

u/IntelligentCat3645 — 28 days ago

Weight classification ideas

Just me playing around with some ideas, given there is only four classifications in the original one. Any new ones I’ve added or modified will be in bold.

Flyweight (One ton or smaller)

Featherweight (1 to 5 tons) ((originally called courier weight, which included all dragons under 6 tons, given they do not classify for combat weight ))

Lightweight (above 6 tons to 9 tons)

Middleweight (10 tons to 19 tons) ((originally it was 10-18))

Heavyweight (20 tons to 35 tons) ((originally anything above 18 tons were included.)

Ultraheavyweight (36 to 50 tons)

Leadweight (50 tons or larger. Called lead-weight because they are completely unable to fly, for even short periods of time without combustive or lighter than air assistance.)

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

Green Jaytail and Saffron Birdwing by Prof Zhao Wei

((As usual, link is here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91727546/chapters/244247306))

The Green Jaytail

 

This dragon is by far the most common of any middleweight in the subcontinent. They can be found all over non-upland areas; from Gujarat to Arunachal Pradesh to even the far reaches of the Nicobar Islands. Their widespread presence is maintained mostly through their diet, extremely high in starchy carbohydrates and extremely low meat consumption, with as little as 15% of their diet composing it.

They are middleweights, on average 19 tons, with a body length of 18 metres (60 feet) and a wingspan of 30 metres (98 feet). Best known for their vivid green colouring, to compliment their jungle origins. They are primarily black or a dark brown-orange, with their wings dotted with green spots in a range of shapes, from teardrops to circles to smooth edged geometric shapes. The spots fade to a very light blue or yellow at the very edges of their wings. They have lighter patch in the shape of a saddle on the back of their neck, typically a lighter green or orange, with a long black-brown stripe down their spine, flanked by two lines of green, with a bright orange spot on the tips of their tails.

They are extremely fast fliers, able to reach speeds of 22 knots (40 km/h or 25 mph), though bursts of up to 35 knots (60 km/h or 40 mph) for periods of up to half an hour have been recorded. This, combined with their size, made them extremely popular means of transportation, helping to further increase their widespread status. Traditional carrying methods often involve suspending baskets from a Jaytail’s harness, on their sides, legs or belly, given riding directly on their backs was seen as making one prone to sickness or an early death, due to the exposure to high winds upon their backs. Under heavier loads, their speeds slip down to 18 knots (33 km/h or 20.7 mph) , still far more efficient than riding for long journeys, especially inland or across oceanic stretches with lower wind speeds.

Due to their high speeds, [Making them the fastest dragons on the subcontinent and the second-fastest in the world.] races are extremely popular amongst companions to these dragons. Popular courses often include Tarain to Delhi or Ujjain to Dhar, with such routes having evidence of widespread popularity back to at least the year 1200, due to betting records found and preserved in old trading routes. However, their flight, as hinted before, are not exactly considered comfortable due to the extreme force behind their wingbeats. Outside of wartime, when their high flight speeds are used defensively to escape potential combatants, Brighteyes are much preferred for long-haul transportation, both of goods and people, due to a lower rate of exhaustive collapse, loss of passengers and a steadier, more predictable trip in general. [Part of this tradition has been recorded by a particularly perturbed court historian, who recounts in excruciating detail his nausea and cramped quarters in a trip from Diu to Thatta in 1562.]

As mentioned before, their high flying speeds and availability rely on a very peculiar diet. Made up mostly of starchy grains, like millet, rice or, most preferably, Rajgira [Amaranth], often prepared with legumes like chickpeas or lentils and rendered fats like ghee or oils like mustard, peanut and coconut, with the specific fat depending both on time of year and region. This is supplemented with fresh fruits and vegetables, preserved sweets and whatever meat is on hand. This allows them to maintain high energy levels over long stretches of time, if at the consequence of having a much higher metabolism than is typical for a dragon of its time.

The exhaustive collapse, as referred to before, is a phenomenon where the Jaytail has not eaten enough and suffers a very rapid deterioration vigour and becomes cold. In severe cases, the dragon has been known to drop out of the sky, however, these are often mitigated by carrying an ample and easily edible supply of food with the Jaytail’s cargo, with equations for how much is needed for how many days of flying being commonplace in most writings about the breed.

Something about their diet makes them particularly prone to having teeth break or rot more quickly than other dragons, so Jaytails grow replacements every 40 years or so, going through an average of 5 sets in a lifetime. The spare teeth, as long as a man’s finger, are often collected for decorative use or as coming of age presents for children.

Notably, though, the rate at which they heal from injuries like broken claws or teeth is slower than expected, perhaps due to their inbuilt replacements or other as of yet unexplored factors. [Many British scholars are working to decipher this fact, with the current leading causes either being that their active lifestyles somehow keep injured components too full of blood to correctly heal or some issue with their diet perceived as unnatural.]

However, they show an extremely low tolerance for high altitudes and lose energy very quickly, becoming sick and lethargic until returned to a suitable level, making escape by flying up extremely hard on them.

Their eggs are a bright neon green with black-brown spots and a stripe around its entire circumference. They have a hatching incubation period of 7 years at most, and will often form a close attachment to whomever fed them first out of the shell. The hatchlings are the size of a yearling horse out of the shell and grow fully within three months, able to carry a companion at only five days.

The Saffron Birdwing

 

By far the largest dragon the subcontinent houses is the Saffron Birdwing. They are common to the north-east regions of India bordering the Himalayas, with notable hotspots such as Uttarakhand or Meghalaya and a specialist breeding outpost, exclusive to the Saffron Birdwings and their crossbreeds, at the Brahmaputra floodplains, where a massive herd of Indian elephants, specially bred to be larger, are kept, to feed the dragons. 

They have a colossal average weight of 40 tons, with a body length of 34 metres (110 feet) and a wingspan of 68 metres (223 feet). Understandably, their enormous size makes flying difficult, only able to achieve it in bouts of 6 hours at a time, 8 as an absolutes maximum, less with heavy combat, requiring large amounts of sleep in between flights. This means they are not particularly mobile, spending large amounts of their time in one area. Beneficially, this means their strong, long-term attachments to their territory make them extremely dogged defenders, with longstanding, multi-generational relationships to the local villages and nobles.

They have grey heads, with ribbed patterns of black and a dab of red at the corners and top lid of their eyes, as well as the tops their hips and shoulder joints. Their necks are dark blue, with white stripes perpendicular to their spine, white wings with a pattern of black latticing. The white fades to a warm, orange-yellow near the backs of their wings, turning to red at the very corners, with a muscular tail covered in white and red stripes, ending in a yellow tip. They have a dark blue to black body, with cone shaped yellow spots over their back and a darker grey belly.

They have an extremely delicate sense of smell and an excellent memory and are known to have a fondness for word games. It was not known for some time why they exclusively chose to bond with either cooks, kitchen-workers, or rather young noble children until an account was published proving that they are attracted to the scent of spices and other aromatics. All of these groups had spices like saffron, cardamom or cinnamon on their hands, either from preparing dishes or from eating them. This makes sense when it is considered that their eggs, often kept in special containers in the heart of a house, either a specialised egg room or a kitchen, which would have been surrounded by very rich scents. Remembering the safe, warm conditions of their hatching, Birdwings took such a liking to them that they are often nostalgic for the first smells of their hatching centuries later.

They have a particular fondness for sweets. Unfortunate, considering their great size means they are unable to enjoy these delicacies very often, except for on special festivals, when entire villages [And their cooking pots.] might be mobilised to create enough for just one dragon. The white parts of their wings are often painted for Diwali on such occasions, with the dragon bearing a lantern attached to their tail into the sky to help celebrate.

Their eggs are an extremely pleasant orange-cream colour, covered in a variety of red, white and yellow spots, all over the shell. Each one is rather large, about 1.2 metres (4 feet) in height, and 0.75 metres across (2.5 feet), making them a rather squat teardrop shape. They have egg incubation periods of up to 15 years. When first hatched, the hatchlings are massive, around 1.8 metres (6 feet) at the shoulder and already 4.5 metres long (14 feet), from muzzle to tail. They are completely unable to fly until around their second month or so, still taking another four to fully grow, making it a complex logistical operation to both transport and feed hatchlings.

This necessitates the need for sponsors, powerful and wealthy individuals or organisations capable of funding and supporting the dragonet into adulthood, who will often caretake the egg, offer it companion candidates and provide shelter. In return, the Birdwings are often more loyal to lineages of sponsors or patrons more than any individual handler, given they are often offered a choice of names and introduced to their sponsors and their children for a week before any candidates.

When in the air, they communicate with mounted troops through a long, flexible, padded panel beneath their armour, against their throat. Gentle pressure is applied, given any companions sit far too back for the dragon to be able to hear. There is a complex skill to using them, both to learning the signalling and the rigging to initiate each signal. They are often reserved for defensive warfare, as very few conflicts can field these dragons outside of specially prepared territories without sacrificing war elephants in droves.

 

- 教授 赵伟 (Professor Zhao Wei).

((These ones are based on butterflies. :D The Tailed Jay and Golden Birdwing specifically. Hope you enjoyed this!))

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

An idea I’m particularly charmed by

Both dragons and humans are highly intelligent, social, tool-using warm blooded creatures. That’s why they get along so well in the Temeraire universe. So, what I want to see is a dragon who gets stuck with a human child.

Obviously, they have high amounts of empathy and language-learning on both ends. I think it’s possible. Large dragons in some cases are often more intelligent than most humans, both in mental mathematical comprehension and memorisation. It’s definitely possible.

Picture this, either in the old times (pre Temeraire) or a few years after the series finishes: a dragon either loses their captain, is just on a night-flight or on a feral raid or something. However, they lose something precious. Maybe a jewel or a person on their crew or even an egg. And when they go down to find it, they find a small child instead (somewhere between being weaned / no longer able to walk but still a dependent) or realise their dead captain has a child with no other family and like dragons are wont to do, they become incredibly possessive and end up adopting the human on the spot to keep them out of trouble or because they have some degree of parental affection.

And either they have to figure out how to take care of the poor thing (if it’s far back enough, they might mistake them / deliberately assume the child is theirs / a dragon, no matter what the other dragons say. “They do have scales! They’re just very small and soft and I won’t hold that against my dragonet!” “Their wings are just very small. Perhaps I didn’t drink enough with their egg? They’ll grow in eventually.” “You see, my dragonet can breathe fire. *a dragon that has never met a fire-breather* Show them, show them. *this eight year old uses a flint to make a fire, to their adopted parents’ utter delight.*”)

While the child tries to learn things like holding onto their dragon parent during flight, doing small, dexterous tasks like cutting meat or collecting fruit their pack particularly likes.

In the modern day, the dragon would use their hoard / connections to try and give their child a good life, acting extremely defensive when the police or the government tries to take them away. They (maybe plus some friends) end up making a long journey to campaign Temeraire to try and legally set a precedent that allows dragons to adopt humans as rights expand.

It’s a bit silly, but I am quite charmed with the idea.

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

Psychologists, autism and people who aren’t thinking super critically

I think this is political?

Basically, was on Reddit, per usual and was salmon-smacked across the face by stumbling amounts of stupidity. Along the lines of psychology is a pseudoscience. I knew some people thought this, but I’ve never met one. Most people I know irl are very well educated + neurodiverse so have had experiences with psychologists through their lives. Including myself.

When I was younger, I was deeply suicidal and a psychologist and an OT helped me through that as well as finding coping strategies, grounding techniques, meds for ADHD and a whole bunch of tools to help manage it in the future, like being used to taking a breather and consulting my internal battery often. It’s made me able to function in society as a person and for that I am so immensely grateful. It gave me life. Or the ability to cope with one. I had some assumptions going in, but they were both lovely people who I still care about deeply. It might be that I’ve had such a universally good experience with it that I feel this way.

I get why some people might consider psychology a pseudoscience. I mean, my internal definition of that it has been proven false / ineffective and therefore does not deserve funding or further development. Particularly because we don’t understand the human brain or even its full diversity, given how exclusionary the field historically has been and in some places continues to be. I think it is either a developing branch of neuroscience and sociology or a humanity like English or history, either way, it has professional and well researched conclusions that can be relied upon when judiciously practiced. That’s the whole point of the scientific theory, to come up with as accurate of a model as we can, through trying to disprove them.

An actual pseudoscience by this definition would be graphology, physiognomy or homeopathy, because they’ve been disproven .

However, this person then goes on to say that it is weaponised more often than it is helpful, that is is a Nazi ideology (direct quote “It's literally just rehashing of eugenics. Psychology is a nazi ideology. Before you go "no it's not" if I said a group of people where automatically born invalid and therefore that group must be kept intoxicated and isolated from society, you'd say that's pretty kinda eugenics. But noooo, my precious racist science!!!!“) and that it is an ‘untrustworthy pseudoscience’.

And that is so stupid to me. Really, unbelievably stupid. Psychology is a scientific tool / lens for the world. Like biology or chemistry. Of course it can be used to justify whatever you want if you try and force the study to fit into preconceived notions. Like the Nazis did. They set out entirely to categorise people just enough to destroy them. There was no real good faith attempt at studying it with kindness. It was to prevent and destroy certain groups or out of a psychopathic detachment from someone else’s varied experience of humanity. It’s the same way their biology and archeology was wrong because they only did it to gain some thin scientific veneer over a deeply illogical ideology.

Now, this person, I gained from inference, was being forced to study psychology against their will, so I assume they were just lashing out or ragebaiting and hoping someone would justify their opinion.

And even worse, I heard a similar sentence at my university about it being a Nazi thing. It just seems like wilful ignorance. Of course the Nazis aren’t going to try and conduct a fair (or humane) investigation of neurodiversity. That’s their whole thing, fascism and Nazis in general. I don’t think anyone who says this has met a (good) psychologist or even understands the point of psychology as healing. However, I understand some psychologists may not practice as in as much good faith as mine. I also know I’m deeply biased here.

And in the end, I lost my temper and called them an “absolute seagull”. (both the poster and the other student). I think it was perfectly justified and very cathartic. But I’d just like to know your thoughts or any similarly stupid psychology / autism takes you have?

EDIT: as expected, they got taken down for misinformation and deleted all their comments as well as the post.

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

Nilgiri Cutter and the Bengal Blue

((Please be aware that other than name, colour and ‘the Bengals are venomous’, everything else is my non-canonical speculation. But I just couldn’t not. The Cutters are inspired both by their names and the flowers that bloom every 12 years on the Nilgiri hills. The Bengals’ entry is a little heavy on how terrible the British are, I know (sorry) but they probably would have their reasons for wanting to kill Laurence on sight.
AO3 book with the other entires here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91727546/chapters/244247306 ))

Nilgiri Cutter

The fourth was the Nilgiri Cutter, from the Madras administrative region of British East India. They are native to the Nilgiri hills and as such are adapted to the upland environment. Like the hills themselves, they get their name from the rare-blooming shrub, the Neelakurinji flower, endemic to the Ghat mountains.

They are lightweights [They brush middleweight classification and depending on the preferences of the ruler at the time, the breed frequently shifted between combat classes. However, the British system is being used here, for the sake of simplicity.], averaging 8 tons, a body length of 10 metres (33 feet) and a wingspan of 14 metres (46 feet). They are unusually graceful, with a soft, high-stepping gait that lets them walk without excessively disturbing the flowers native to their hills. The last joint of their wings ends in an unusually sharp wing claw, allowing them to ‘hug’ the walls of sheer cliffs to climb them. They also display an unusual tolerance for high-altitude flying.

The ones on the eastern side are a delicate purple colour, though a slightly rarer kind exists, which prefer the western Ghats and tend to come in fractionally deeper, more vibrant shades of purple, at the expense of slightly shorter tails. The colour fades around their tail and wing-tips, bleaching out to a white-green, like the inside of their namesake flower. Their wing membranes are decorated with a branching, criss-crossing pattern of bronze stripes, which shine very brightly in the sun. Around the muzzle and horns, particularly in the bony ridge above the eye, the scales darken to a rusty-red-orange, with eyes being of a similar shade. Their tongue is unusually vivid, usually copper at the back, fading to a bright green at the forked tip. Their back and tail spines are rounded, with the exact number ranging with body length.

Temperaments range heavily with individuals, as with all breeds. Most Cutters tend to retain a distinct satisfaction, both on the pleasant swishing noises and sensation of their bladed tails through the air. This makes their natural prehensile capabilities easy to direct towards other endeavours like logging, agricultural scything or stone cutting. While intelligent, they are not infallible, often easily turned towards one goal, like human beings, particularly if they have a respect for that dragon.

They are also noted to have unusually thin wing membranes, with blood vessels often being palpable. One might expect this to be a disadvantage, however, they are noted to recover from wing injuries, both major and minor, more readily than other dragons.

The dragon’s wings themselves are slightly shorter for their body length than is typical, with a very angular shape. This allows them to gain altitude quickly, given height is their main defence strategy and their small size means direct physical confrontations are often impossible. However, this is because of their unusually long, dexterous tails, which they will often strike the ground with when frustrated. Their tails are tipped, at the very end, with a single, very long scale, or perhaps bone, about the length of a man’s forearm, which is unusually tough and sharp on its outer edge. When cracked or swung with enough force, they can shear stone as a warning to larger dragons. It is for their tails that they are named.

It is believed that the tails started off as a botanical measure, to scythe away swathes of flowers and shrubs to clear landing and nesting sites. However, they were then selectively bred for both scale length and durability by humans, resulting in the present-day apparatus. They will grow if they are damaged, through notably, it can take upwards of a month, depending on the individual’s health and the severity of the injury.

They have an unusual breeding cycle, with individuals being mostly uninterested in reproduction until their twelfth year, after which they resume typical dragon reproductive patterns. This cycle is believed to be synced up with the abundance of resources on the hills, echoing the behaviour of the flowers. As a result, however, the dragonets spend far longer with their parents than most and have unusually deep familial bonds. The eggs themselves are a light green-white colour, with speckles of bronze all over the shell.

When being hatched traditionally, the dragons will dig large amounts of soil up and spend time in the spring shaping it into a squat sort of hut, or mound. It will then be baked hard in the sun, retaining a great deal of heat overnight, which is perfect for incubating the egg. They will often return to the same egg den, year after year, maintaining it by pruning off weeds, adding more clay and even decorating it with meticulously stacked columns of rock or dirt, often taller than a man.

Dragonets will often watch their relatives in their making of their egg-dens, utilising and testing various strategies for their construction, collecting rocks in substitute of eggs. They will then test each others’ dens’ strength using their bladed tails, to figure out the most effective methods of construction. Because of this ritual, many experienced Cutters have just short of a professional understanding of architecture, making mentions of them common in building records of many of India’s most impressive architecture. [When inspected, many stone blocks and wooden supports contain evidence of having been hewn first by Cutters and then further sanded and polished by expert craftsmen. There are also records of groups of Cutters being used to rapidly deploy military buildings and fortifications in warfare.]

They are fairly intelligent and while not light or quick enough to be message-carriers, their high-altitude capabilities as well as their utility let them travel relatively unobstructed. They found use most often in military engineering or as support units for larger combat beasts. They were prevalent enough in combat that the factions of the subcontinent had developed several measures to counter their tails. There included ridged or hooked arches of armour around the eyes and muzzles of larger dragons, so the cutting blade of the tail might become caught and able to be hacked away by the defending dragon’s aerial team. In response, a second blade, made mirror to the first, was often custom made of metal and attached to the dragon’s tail to protect their natural blade, by confusing opponents. At some point, [Many records from this time have been lost to history.] long poles with metal loops or hooks at the tip were also employed, to snare or catch a Cutter’s tail, with some brief attempts at boarding via these poles even gaining popularity. These fell out of use some point in the 15th century, however, as the Cutters quickly adapted and would simply turn the pole back on the crew or rip away the implement and let its wielder drop out of the air.

Most notable of all was the fitting of metal-tipped wooden armour on the trunks, heads and backs of war elephants. These were useful in two ways; firstly, by discouraging the snatching of central cavalry units, secondly, to make consuming the elephants more difficult to deny the opponent food in the middle of a battle and third, so that they would snap off and lodge in the flesh of an opponent and either entangle them there long enough to by targeted with polearms [and later firearms] or to injure their hind legs enough to prevent the manoeuvre on another dragon. [Although these tactics originated in the 6th century AD, specifically to target Cutters, they quickly gained widespread adoption for how well they dealt with enemy dragons. Particularly as elephants gentle to dragons far more easily than horses and so were much easier and larger targets.]

Bengal Blue

There were a further two species in Bengal. First, its namesake dragon. Recently renamed to the Bengal Blue, as if only to create more confusion with the French Pascal’s Blue, by the British company in residence in the region. This is, as far as I can tell, in the hope of rebranding their abroad reputation [This is in reference to the extensive reporting on the third Anglo-Maratha war, as to the successful raiding tactics that were managed mostly with Bengals.] in the hope of selling some of their eggs to the British admiralty. As so far as this scheme has worked, as of June, 1819 the sale and export of four eggs from British controlled regions to Great Britain have been confirmed, much to the devastation of the local dragon population. They have been kept in control only by serious threats to their captured companions and eggs, physical punishment, starvation and physical restraints.

As for a description, the Bengal Blue is a middleweight, averaging 16 tons, with an average body length of 14 metres (45 feet) and a wingspan of 24 metres (72 feet). They’re best known for their vivid blue colouration, from sky blue to ocean blue, with stripes of darker blue across the limbs and muzzle, and acid-yellow eyes. Instead of horns, they have a frill, rather like the ruff of a Celestial, but all the way around the head. This frill is decorated with vertical patterns like the tail of a peacock, with around 5-9 eyes on the ruff. The colours are most commonly vivid green, sunset orange, royal purple and lemon-yellow, the specific combinations depending on lineage. They will put up the frill to intimidate opponents, specialised muscles in the neck shivering it like the hoof of a cobra, along with introducing a bassy hiss to their voice, in bursts of 6-30 seconds.

Their canines are unusually long, hooking down out of the mouth onto the lower jaw. This is because they have a paralytic venom, which the teeth are used to direct. The teeth themselves are hollow, connecting to venom sacs along the side of the neck, making tactics involving bites to the throat of a Bengal Blue both risky, putting the opponent in range and if the bite is a success and ruptures a venom sac, may discharge a large amount into the attacker’s throat. This has been known to cause complete paralysis of the throat and breathing apparatus of an afflicted dragon, potential resulting in death depending on size and how much venom was swallowed.

The venom is not an ability that comes with birth. The dragonet is born with normal canines, in order to facilitate the rapid stage of growth. When they reach adulthood, their canines become loose and then fall out. This often is distressing for the dragonet, causing a period of intense aggression and frustration. The new canines will then grow in, with venom production starting shortly after. Venom composition is unique to each individual, with different potencies and durations, though all retain some degree of paralytic effect. Bengal Blues have some level of resistance to their own venom, due to the habit of biting their own tails in frustration when the fangs are still new.

Due to this difficult growth period of Bengal Blues, their attachment to companions often comes between the ages of five and six months depending on the individual. As such, many recipes of numbing solutions or pain relief, often involving Bengal venom, are recorded for use of soothing young Blues. Indeed, there is some history of the venom, in small diluted doses being used in warfare, both as an exported product and even as a recreational substance when mixed with other drugs, such as opium. I will not make comment on this last habit.

However, most Bengal Blues in the region today are without companions, due to the war of only a few months prior. Most were taken prisoner and are being held somewhere unknown to ensure the complaisance of their dragons, now held in ‘Draconic zoological gardens’ all around the wealthy areas of Bengal, for the entertainment of wealthy British nobles on holiday.

They are kept without venom, both through frequent milking [As the high export value of Bengal Blue venom makes it very economically attractive.] and keeping the dragons on a tight water ration. [Bengal Blues cannot produce venom when dehydrated. The newest commissioner from the east India company is still working on a formula for the exact water ration that can be given to minimise danger and maximise venom production. However, I feel this may be as much to punish the dragons for their part in the war as in a realistic consideration for safety.] Such practices have led to policies like the caging of step-wells to prevent escaped dragons from drinking before they can be recaptured.

However, their highly intelligent nature can be shown even with their current restraints. The families of their captured companions often come to visit them and the dragons will pick pieces off their jewellery to support them in lieu of a dragon-companion’s salary being sent home. Other times, the dragons will make requests. I saw one request vegetables and chew them hard to extract water enough to make venom, catching a particularly cruel guard with a vicious bite and stage a successful escape with their companion’s family, headed south.

The more I observe of these places, the more I must come to suggest their existence is unnecessary. From a boast that the commissioner may start shooting the captives for sport to a cruel-natured and wholly unnecessary whipping of one of the creatures, merely for hissing after one of the guards removed a child of their companion’s with brutal force. I make a most honest plea that, should it be seen as advantageous, the imperial throne might pursue pressurising the British government for better conditions.

- 教授 赵伟Professor Zhao Wei

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

Sri Lanka, India: Emerald Glasswing, Spotted Brighteye, Lesser Brighteye

((This one is a long one, beware.

First things, so I ended up putting all the dragon entries I’ve done so far on AO3 in a book so I can keep track of them, lol. There are 12 so far and to be clear, I do not mind anyone using either the original breeds I came up with or the expansions / fleshing out I did to mentioned cannon breeds in order to include them. Use them in whatever you want! I’m the weirdo writing the dragon Pokédex. I’d just love if you could mention me so I can check out what you’re doing.

You can find it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91727546/chapters/244247306

I will put more notes at the end for you.))

Forward, by Sir Edmund Howe.

There are many difficulties when travelling to the Indian subcontinent. More so when researching dragons. Difficulties that only compound with being British. I cannot phrase this delicately enough. After many years of the British East India company pushing deeper and deeper into sovereign territory, both the dragons and the people begin to sour to the name of an Englishman. Understandably or not, for it is not my place as a subject of the crown to make judgments on crown-endorsed decisions, they would be aggressive to my making inquiries about them. Particularly in areas of higher British presence, the local dragons are hostile to questioning, fearing that the intelligence may be used against them for further oppression.

Therefore, I shall be unable to partake my particular observations in this case, especially while the memories of such a stinging defeat is still hot in the minds of dragons, those most vengeful of creatures, especially where their recently deceased captains are concerned. We make way into India on the behalf not of the British crown but the Chinese throne, as to better ease our passage and research. Which is why this section of the journal shall be taken over by Zhao Wei, at least until we have made way clear of the border, where such a risk is lower. I now attach below Zhao Wei’s notes, which retrospectively, I annotated on the long and perilous journey north.

(End of forward.)

 As I have little experience in the languages of the subcontinent, note the names are translations I have obtained from the government records of the area, and may be inaccurate or overlook some context. My recommendation as a humble servant of the heavenly throne is to requisition an official translator and dispatch ambassadors to the subcontinent at once to obtain both better access to historical records and more accurate translations.

The Emerald Glasswing.

The first breed that was witnessed and thusly recorded was found in Sri Lanka. The Emerald Glasswing. They are lightweights, by the British estimation of it, averaging 6 tons, 8 metres (26 feet) in length and a wingspan of 15 metres (49 feet). 

Their name comes from their unusual scales, with all but the scale’s backing being a lightly tinted, mostly translucent keratin, giving a few about half an inch deep into the skin, mostly of blood vessels and some surface level tendons. These scales give them the slightly clouded look of seaglass. On some specimens, a further mutation has occurred, where the coloured backing of the scales do not materialise, allowing much deeper penetration of vision. These specimens, although extremely hard to spot from the air, can easily become internally burned by the sun, posing a serious health risk. As a result, they are often only active at night, making them even harder to make out. Locals are still embarking on a project to breed a more beneficial version of this trait. However, this is difficult with such a small population, given the species is exclusive to the island.

Most specimens appear in a range of glass-tones, from vibrant emerald green, to green-yellow or various shades of light blue. They have a rather skittish, nervous nature, inclining them to dart rather quickly, perhaps due to an overexposure to the sun. They possess an incredible ability to change direction. This, paired with their timid nature and difficulty to spot over a large area, make them rather hard to track down once they bolt and wholly unsuitable for combat of any kind. These natures are only somewhat mediated by exceptionally calm, practiced companions that the Glasswings choose shortly out of the shell.

Regarding the shell, the eggs, when first released, are a pale transparent green and must be carefully protected both from burrowing ants and the harsh sun. They slowly become more opaque the closer they are to hatching, until only a thin halo of transparency remains on the very top layer of the eggshell. This observation, as well as consultation of the breeding records, has led me to believe that the overly transparent hatchlings are perhaps that way not because of some inherited trait, but perhaps some energetic or mineral deficiency that leads to premature hatching and thus an improper opaqueness. This theory, however, has yet to be confirmed.

However, their extraordinary wings have led to a form of shadow puppetry called sunglass puppetry. This involves painting various backdrops and patterns onto the mostly transparent wing membranes and then using articulated clay figures behind them to re-enact scenes of myth and legend. Most commonly, tales involving Nāga, half human half serpentine divine entities, due to an old folktale of a white serpent using a host of ‘glass winged’ dragons to shield themselves from the harsh sun. Upon closer examination of some of these paintings, some similarities to screen-painting can be observed. In my opinion, it has long since become a divergent art form, suggesting several hundred years of independent development.

Spotted Brighteye

The second breed we encountered was the Spotted Brighteye, sometimes colloquially known as ‘The Scary Lurker’, in French East India, in Pondicherry. They have a distinctly crocodilian look, coming in various drab shades of murky green, mud brown and light grey, with patterns in various colours of green, brown and black over their backs and snouts, with light yellow-grey bellies and wing undersides. Their eyes are either bright orange or a yellowish-green, with slit pupils and many black flecks, with the very brightest shade ringing the outside of their pupils, making eye contact a very intense, one-sided thing, for which they are so named. 

They commonly reach weights of 30-32 tons, with an average length of 23 metres (75 feet), with a wingspan of 50 metres (164 feet), though their true size is often observed by the sheer vastness of the rivers they call their home. They can often be mistaken for a collapsed tree drifting along the river, until they twitch or blink.

They have good conformation, with well-proportioned legs that are often kept tucked against the belly and chest while swimming or flying. Their muzzles are a little long, with specially shaped teeth for grappling fish and birds, neatly sheathed within black gums. Their wings fit against hollows in their sides, increasing their hydrodynamism and their aerodynamicsm.  

Brighteyes are well known to have a love of water. Much like the dragons of Japan, they spend large amounts of their time in it, their flat, muscular tails their main method of propulsion. It’s an enormously efficient method of transport, barely disturbing the surface of the water at a languid pace, allowing them to sleep while travelling in water. They were historically used for trade, believed to be a cross between larger water-dwelling ferals and the stronger wings of domestic breeds. As a result, their seemingly calm nature is very carefully designed, to save energy for the extreme-long distances they were bred to cover.

They are made most unique by the pits on their faces. Dotted all over their muzzle and cheeks are several small, black pits, though they can be found on the forelimbs and chest at lower concentrations. These are incredibly sensitive, used both to supplement their short-sightedness and to help with the navigations of India’s rivers and mangrove biomes, able to pick up the slightest traces of heat or scent in the water, allowing them to memorise familiar routes and note potential changes in the waterway with startling ease. This ability can extend somewhat to land, though its accuracy and time of diagnosis drops with the moisture in the soil or mud they are searching through.

However, the sensitivity of their faces and their short-sightedness often makes them wary and cautious of direct clashes. In respect of this, they are often excused from army duties in times of war. The Brighteyes are instead most often used to transport goods and soldiers along India’s waterways and skies, patrolling naval routes, or as trackers for fugitives, given both their endurance and nasal-pits make them very astute pursuit hunters.

Most have rather languid, docile natures, with a good natured, patient sort of charm to them. They are not especially quick, often chewing over a problem or remark for months or weeks before bringing it up again, giving most of their speech a thoughtful quality to it, making them especially good, if not very timely, teachers. Indeed, they are the reason most ferals near shipping routes speak Hindi. They get along well enough with a variety of other breeds, not being particularly territorial or defensive of their space, despite their large size, perhaps due to a nomadic lifestyle.

They can often be found sunning themselves on riverbanks, bribing local children to clean their scales and talons and then have said children complement their appearances. However, their feral cousins, although uncommon, especially in well-patrolled shipping lanes, are not unheard of. The Brighteyes look remarkably similar at a distance, [hence the ‘Scary Lurker’ moniker, due to the perceived threat.] and, not wanting to deprive themselves of a good scrubbing, most will have their companions braid brightly coloured strips of cloth to their horns or the ridges of their back, to signal that they are safe to approach.

Indeed, we were ferried along the coast by a Spotted Brighteye, Ananya and her companion. In order to keep their garments clear of the river water, a waterproofed basket is often fastened to the harness on the back of a Brighteye, for passengers to sit in. Dry goods are sealed in clay jars and tied behind the basket, while goods that will not spoil so easily are attached to the ribs, to be protected by the waterproof membranes of the dragon’s wings. Her companion sat very straight and cross-legged, with a paper twist of sugared almonds on his lap. Occasionally, he’d whistle and throw one towards her head for her to catch, a deep purr of pleasure going through her as she crunched delicately through them.

They maintained a nice brisk pace, enough to take in the sights but enough to make pursuit from the ground quite impossible. Occasionally, her companion would exchange some short words in Hindi. The forest cover overhead was quite carefully maintained, both to ensure adequate access up into the sky every so often, as well as ample shade for the dragons travelling up and down its long ribbon.

Their diet is fairly indiscriminate, most meat coming from snakes, crocodiles or sparing amounts of fish they can obtain, as well as grains when they stop at towns along the way. Often, due to their great size, it is entirely feasible to live completely mobile, on their backs, though companions will maintain households in key cities, both to host other merchants and to store and retrieve goods from. However, the Brighteye’s adaptations to water often mean they suffer without it for long stretches, so prefer to make their flights over bodies of water.

Their eggs are large, with a pattern much like tortoise shell, the egg sectioned off into geometric panels. A relatively normal hatching, with full growth achieved in a little under three months. Average lifespan sits somewhere at 300 years.

Lesser Brighteye

The Lesser Brighteye is predominantly a cross of the Spotted Brighteye and a variety of other, smaller beasts, most often Nilgiri Cutters or Crimson Hornets. As such, there is both a reduction in size and an increase in their range of colourations. They are middleweights, about half the size of their parent breed, though carefully bred to conserve their unique ability.

They are middleweights, averaging 17 tons, a body length of 15 metres (49 feet) and a wingspan of 22 metres. (72 feet). While they have retained the Spotted Brighteye’s more drab colouration, there is a noticeably warmer tone to the hide, most often grey-purple, brown-red, and a more clear undertone of green, which darkens towards the muzzle. They have two coloured patches behind their skull, a rose-coloured, white-edged stripe from the base of their horns to their shoulders, which they will often rub at with a tail-tip while thinking. Eye colours range from amber to rusty orange to hazel.

Temperament-wise, they are often much more reactive, a combination of the Cutter’s cunning and the Hornet’s aggression, making them excellent combat dragons, particularly suited for ambush tactics. The crossbreeding also lessened the eye problems of their predecessor, creating a quicker, leaner cross with excellent vision at a distance, if at the cost of bulk and caution.

They have the much leaner build of a Hornet and the long, dexterous tail [Though, noticeably lacking the signature blade.] of a Nilgiri Cutter, as well as being slightly less bulky. This allows them to fit into much tighter spaces, being relatively slim for a dragon. They can often twist themselves into even narrow side-streets in cities that were not built for dragons, with the Cutter’s light footing ensuring minimal disturbance. 

They have the nasal pits, which have been bred to work in lower moisture conditions, allowing them to ‘taste’ the air by flicking out their tongues [Forked copper coloured, like the Cutter, though lacking the green tip.] and wafting it over their muzzles. When flying through rain or moist air, they can even track enemy dragons by scent alone and are notable for their uses in pre-emotive attacks, able to track enemy parties through thick mazes of jungle. This does have the disadvantage of allowing them to become quickly overwhelmed if the scent becomes waterlogged, relying both on their keen eyesight and the fine-detail inspection of a specially trained human companion to investigate further small details.

They are primarily used for tracking and combat at night, given their faces are still far too sensitive to reasonably consider direct combat by day. Their muddy colours often work to their advantage, letting them sleep with a crew tucked under their wing and going wholly undetected by a scouting party. However, they have historically held a role as a detective, or as military advisors, given their expertise on determining troop movements and the significant persuasion of a 17 ton dragon in apprehending thieves. As such, there is typically at least one for each major administrative building, 

Their eggs are a similar tortoise-shell mottle of colours, though often in warmer tomes and with bright flecks of iridescent bronze over the shell. Hatchlings may stay in the shell for up to three years, though most can be directly coaxed to hatch sooner, particularly if the scent of fresh meat is left near the eggshell, given their unusual sensitivity extends to even through the eggshell.

When hatched, the hatchlings have unusual aggression for food. They will bite the first thing they see without prompting. Unfortunately, they possess the Hornet’s genetic quirk of a tongue-tie, making this very difficult to correctly achieve. The methodology is similar. A thickly padded glove is offered to them, and then a hot, alcohol dipped knife is used to quickly sever the tongue from the floor of the mouth. This usually isn’t enough to startle them, though, and they will then either be directly thrust at the throat of an unsuspecting animal or offered fresh grilled meat, given their substantial bite force [Increased mostly through a more muscular jaw.]

After this, they will quickly quiet, focusing on eating until they’re full. During this time, they will reject any companion they are offered and will then curl up to guard their kill until they have slept for four hours or so. Only upon waking will they consider good conversation, often with a starling amount of vocabulary for a young dragonet. They can typically be coaxed into remaining with humans, though they are more than intelligent enough to realise they do not have to accept any deal they find disagreeable. They are often then schooled and paired with a detective or soldier companion sometime in the following sixth week, when they have settled into a less contrarian temper.

When given a military application, they are often assigned with their parent breeds, either to forewarn Nilgiri Cutters working as military engineers, or Crimson Hornets as air support. Their darker muzzles mask the exact placement of their pits and their noticeable bloodlust, large wingspan and intelligence means they require extensive exercise in order to remain healthy.

- 教授 赵伟(Professor Zhao Wei)

((In case you were wondering, the Spotted and Lesser Brighteyes are based on crocodiles and the Emerald Glasswing is based on a dragonfly. As always, happy to answer any questions about them!))

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago
▲ 200 r/GCSE

Let’s all be nice when this happens (it always does)

And try not to let them run everywhere, lol.

u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago
▲ 68 r/Finland

Rye crackers

After years of the Finnish cruelly gatekeeping the delicious food of näkkileipä (they’re the thin crispy ones) from the rest of the world, and in spite of your attempts, I have discovered them. They’re excellent. Now, as penance, I politely request that you share your best combinations for me to try as I have found an immense liking for them and would like some variety in the next 500 I eat.

Thanks in advance. 😊

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

Quick question about bitumen

So as it says. Solarpunk roads. What are we making them out of? The busses and trams and bikes need something smooth yet with good friction and durability to go over. What it is currently made of, bitumen and asphalt is obtained through the fractional distillation of crude oil.

We can’t get crude oil out the ground without the temptation of taking the other parts for fuel, since we can’t put it back and no-one really wants to be storing unsupervised, highly viscous and flammable components indefinitely. Bitumen has a decently high recycling rate 90-100%, but over time, small amounts of new bitumen are needed, especially if you’re recycling roof tiles. They will be worn down slightly less by trams and busses due to purely lower levels of traffic. Still, there will come a time when there is not enough to make new roads / transport systems or resurface old ones.

And here’s the other thing. The power source of the future is a hydrogen cell battery… Which produces water. Either it gets let out of the car to water areas as it goes or it gets stored. And rain, so it’s a good idea to let the water soak in to reduce flooding or be drained away into green grey water storage systems, where the heavy metals can be soaked up by plants (EDIT: the plants bit could be part of some phytomining system.) and water can stay in the environment to keep it green.

I’m guessing either some kind of porous rock like clay, well-drained types of firm soil or something. Maybe we can press algae or fungus into paving stones so they’re biodegradable. (Especially since algae can be used to suck carbon out of the atmosphere and microplastics from the water, so keeping it stored somewhere is of interest.) Idk. This is a very small problem that can wait a few decades, minimum, so it’s not urgent. Anyone have any ideas / have any material on ideas?

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

The Draconic Breeds in companionship of the upland forests of Viet Nam, by Sir Edmund Howe, 1818.

Gió Mùa Xanh or ‘blue monsoon’ are bred mostly in the central region, between 15 and 20 degrees north. Despite their name, their primary colouration comes from not from any blue pigment but pink. Their body scales are a bright shade of pink, with blue spines, horns and talons and lighter blue scales on their belly, with their forehead scale ranging from blue, pink or purple. Their colours are most intense from the ages of 2-110, fading to lighter shades of fuchsia and baby blue after that. They are hatched with grey eyes, that become blue or amber with age. 

They are middleweights, ranging between 12-16 tons, a body length between 12 metres to 16 metres and a wingspan of 30 metres to 35 metres. 

Being native to the more upland regions, they have more separated toes, originally developed for anchoring to various cliff sides, that move more independently, giving them a great deal of dexterity. As such, they often show great enjoyment for activities like board games, poetry and music, with a great patience for memorisation.

The Gió Mùa Xanh hold mainly cultural or spiritual roles, due to unusual sensitivity to atmospheric changes. They can fly a little higher than most dragons and have an uncannily accurate sense of when it might rain. When questioned, one could provide a description that the others agreed on after some debate. 

“It is feeling, just inside my temples. A light feeling, like a touch that gets a little firmer the closer the rain is to coming. If I fly up, it becomes a little clearer and I can smell the rain in the clouds, to know if it is true. It will get more accurate as you age. The yearlings are always declaring it will rain, though they can only really do it after their second, if they’re prodigies. And most are not.”

This ability has long been revered in both temples and festivals, with groups of them travelling to warn villages to reinforce their rice fields. There are festivals involving the younger dragons of this kind, to bring good luck and fertility. It involves children from wealthy families climbing up as quickly as they can and tying either ribbons or silk to the dragon’s horns or spines, with different colours representing different fortunes. Young couples or newlyweds in each village will then try to convince or trick the notoriously possessive young dragon into giving one up. If the dragon allows it, it will pick one blindly for the couple to have and then offer them a small prayer. 

At the end, a ceremonial type of bun or rice dumpling, depending on the region, is often eaten in celebration, prepared in thanks to the dragon and grants luck both to the newlyweds and the wealthy families who sponsor the event.

One line from the red river delta is particularly known for their skill at water puppetry, as they will dive into very deep pools with some very skilfully hidden air chambers and put on a most marvellous show for onlookers. Some dragons have even been seen waterproofing and painting some of the puppets as an art form. I witnessed some of it myself. The delicacy in their movements astounded me, much to the amusement of the matriarch, watching me from the dragon-perch on the roof of the theatre.

Their dexterity have also allowed them to play instruments, both simple percussion like stacks of cymbals or bells separated by a few careful knots, when attached to their wings or horns and string instruments. Most notably, one was playing a sort of zither, with wires instead of strings, using only a wooden cap along their talons to prevent them from cutting it be accident. They all have lovely singing voices, parents often using them to call for hatchlings, teaching them songs even through the shell.

Their eggs are shades of pink or lavender, gradienting to a dusty shade of blue near the top of the egg. Each one weighs a tenth of a tonne, with a faintly iridescent shell, each less than a metre (~3 feet tall). The sire Gió Mùa Xanh will often make nests to impress a dam, using fragrant wood and live flowers, with both the aesthetics of the arrangement and how skilfully the flowers have been transplanted around the nest. If the dam is pleased, they will breed and an egg will be laid in the nest, which both parents become very protective of. The egg matures for anywhere between 6 months to 6 years, depending on the preference of the dragonet inside. 

They will often read poetry to the egg, describe the scenery of the landscape and sing, as mentioned before. Both folk songs and traditional Gió Mùa Xanh lullabies as sung, as well as wishes for what the dragonet will be when they come of age. In fact, they are such devoted parents, that it’s considered an honour to be chosen to raise the egg of a Ðội Vương Miện, as the eggs are often given multiple nursemaids.

When Gió Mùa Xanh eggs hatch, the dragonets are faintly iridescent, with their colour fading to typical gloss by the end of their second year. They’re very meticulous about their appearances, the appearances of their companions and environment, taking particular vitriol to fallen leaves and sticks. They are allowed to choose a companion at any age, so long as their parents get permission. Most often they choose creatives; dancers, poets, singers authors, weavers, painters, or the skilled children of minor nobles. 

This last detail might, perhaps, explain why there are so many pieces of art featuring them, despite their lack of abundance compared to dragons like the Chǎm Gá or the Diều Hâu Cam.

Sir Edmund Howe.

((Alright. That was the last Vietnamese dragon. I’m so pleased with this, but let me know how you feel. Anyway, the next destination is India and I was wondering if you’d prefer that in one massive post of like 6+ dragon breeds or for me to break it up into smaller chunks like this? I’ve got so many ideas and I’m super pleased to share them with you guys. However, it is getting a bit difficult to keep track of them, so I have posted all of these entries on an AO3 book to keep them in order. It’s here if you wanted to read it at some point, but I will still keep posting them on this subreddit, so long as you’re not sick of them yet, lol.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/91727546/chapters/244247306 ))

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

The Draconic Breeds in companionship of the military of Viet Nam, by Sir Edmund Howe, 1818.

Moving on to the guard-dragons we witnessed coming into the port. There are two main types, the Công Cam, ‘orange peacock’ and the Diều Hâu Cam, ‘orange hawk’. They look very similar from the air, this is intentional, to make both dragons’ jobs easier, despite the fact that one is almost half the size of the other. The main differences between the two can be observed up close or from above.

The Công Cam is a lightweight, at 7-8 tons, with a body length of 9 metres to 9.5 metres (29-31 feet) and a wingspan of 18 metres to 21 metres (60 feet to 70 feet). The backs of their necks are covered with a ‘saddle’ of green-red pigment, possibly recessive colouring dating pre-domestication from a wild cousin that no longer exists. The rest of their body is a green-black, struck through with three long orange-yellow stripes over their wings and bodies, the exact lines and exact shape ranging between individuals. Their faces are very angular, with orange-ringed eyes.

The Diều Hâu Cam is a middleweight, most typically at 14-17 tons, though 11-19 is the full range. They range from 18 metres to 25 metres long (60 feet to 82 feet), with a wingspan of 43 metres to 48 metres (141 feet to 157 feet). They’re built very similarly to a yellow reaper, only with more muscular hind legs. They are a deeper reddish-pink colour, lightening towards the wing-tips, with up to fourteen frilly lines of white breaking up the darker segments and with smaller black-edged splotches nearer the spine. They have smaller eyes, to present less of a target, and lined with black to keep off the sun.

However, from below, they look rather similar.

The underside of their wings are a very bright orange, further illuminated by the sun shining through. They’re decorated with several patterns like mock eyes, in various shades of brown, red and dark greens and the darker colouration often casts darker blocks of shadow for intimidation purposes, paired with a jagged red-brown pattern over the belly and white-cream legs that curve tight to the belly in flight. In combat, these wing patterns are flared open in a slow dive, to scatter smaller combatants, often to great effect, since they appear to be the open, roaring mouth of a much larger dragon.

The entire areal Vietnamese strategy is built around this tactic. The dragons are armoured only lightly around their throats and chests to protect vital organs, leaving their belly and wing patterns visible. The Công Cam will fly in shallow V-lines of three or five, and flared-wing dive at an opponent, striking with powerful back legs to open air space. Those strikes look remarkably like teeth snapping. Whereupon scattering an opponent, they will wheel around into a single file line, getting as close as they can to the enemy before slanting themselves diagonal to allow the soldiers mounting them to get a clear line of fire at the vulnerable eyes and mouths of the dragons.

A larger line of the Diều Hâu Cam, previously waiting above, will then pounce as soon as the last dragon is out of the way, to engage in heavier combat, often with specialty polearm troops stabbing to give them leverage. (With a ratio of roughly two Diều Hâu Cam to each middleweight and three to four to each heavyweight). They will reach for the wings of an opponent and dig their talons in to pull them in range of their crew’s spears, often tipped with poisons or irritants. This often leaves the enemy dragon with injuries near the wing joints that take an extensive time to heal and knock them out of future battles.

The stunned, blind, intimidated and often sustaining multiple stab wounds, their opponents will fall to the ground to be captured later after the paralytics have had some time to kick in. These tactics often quickly gain air superiority when deployed, although they may take several passes to take effect. They are very feared in surrounding nations, the presence of even a scouting party of Công Cam flashing their patterns is often enough to give pause to would-be-attackers.

The two breeds co-exist frequently, with crossbreeds of a Diều Hâu Cam dam and a Công Cam sire being most common. There is little difference between the eggs, only slight size difference and stripe density on the eggshell. Eggs of both breeds and crossbreeds are divided up to different army camps in different provinces by best military performance. There, they are often kept near geothermal fissures, hot springs or baths, due to the belief that dry heat raises a more unbalanced hatchling, while wet heat both soothes and promotes vigour. They are raised together from the egg among training soldiers, until a year has passed out of the shell, when they are paired off into squads to be fully trained, only being officially released at four years old. On quick marches, soldiers will often prop up their wings and sleep underneath on mats. Diều Hâu Cam will often shelter one of the smaller beasts under each wing, with the understanding that the favour will be returned.

They are fed quite predictably, on a breakfast of cold rice, steamed eggs and vegetables. They will stop only to eat a light lunch of vegetables, most often while still on the wing. One of the soldiers will climb up their necks to hand feed them, and then climb back down, a duty that is rotated to make sure that both dragons and soldiers are willing to work with any other individuals. In the evening, they will be given a small ration of meat, along with ample soup and vegetables, most often chicken or pork. Once again, more evidence that if acclimated properly, dragons are perfectly content to be fed without an exclusively meat diet. This seems to be how they field such a large aerial army.

In temperament, the Công Cam are a little more rigid, disliking lack of routine, slow in picking them up, but extremely steadfast and dedicated in maintaining them. There are multiple tales about an army on the edge of revolt being kept in line because of the sheer loyalty of their main draconic companions. I have my private suspicions that centuries of military duty have somewhat blunted their instincts. Still, as Zhao Wei says, there is nothing wrong with an excess of discipline. Indeed, there is little question of both their incredible bravery and their almost supernatural awareness, not only of themselves but of their wing-mates and passengers. So much so that by the time they fully graduate, they can tell you without looking that signal-flag is being prepared, just by the shifting of weight. A quality, I’m sure, that the admirably hopes British dragons had in larger measure.

The Diều Hâu Cam, on the other hand, are often involved in aerial tactics. Both sly and crafty, yet none too eager for bloodshed, they have every quality to admire in a soldier. Utmost obedience to the spirit of an order rather than its direct letter, manoeuvrable as you like and rather stoic in the face of even severe injures. Those that are too small, most typically below 12 tons, are often given their own squadrons of Công Cam to command, after passing a military exam, due to lacking the bulk to adequately injure heavyweight opponents, yet having wits in enough measure to make both their dam and sire proud. 

Indeed, the military commanders we interviewed could not cease in their praising, both of the dragons and their lính cánh, ‘wing soldiers’. They are both lively and gleaming in the exercises we witnessed, mock dives and battles, day-long games of tag and catch held entirely in the air to build stamina amongst the youngsters. 

Noting all of these preparations and of course, their great number, they’d be a fierce antagonist for any modern nation to face. No wonder, then, why Britain and France are in such a fierce diplomatic competition for their favour.

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 1 month ago

The Draconic Breeds in companionship of the farming communities of Viet Nam, by Sir Edmund Howe, 1817.

Vietnamese breeds are characterised primarily by arrowhead shaped claws and seasonal variations in digestive capabilities. The most common point of comparison is often Inca dragons, because the most well-known breeds tend to be incredibly brightly coloured, with similarly angular, narrow-muzzle faces. However, other than breeding programmes in extremely recent history, they share no relation, and it’s assumed the similarity is due to similar habitats.

Our first route took us through a jungle, to observe some of the dragons with the local villagers. However, I could see green flashes through the trees, low growls, but silence whenever we stopped. It took several more hours of walking before we came upon one in full, gorging itself on a carcass by the side of the track.

The locals called them Trộm Rừng or ‘the thief of the forest’. They’re a feral breed, distinct only because of their relative isolation from other kinds of ferals. They’re featherweights, the very largest pack leaders only 2 tons, 6 metres (19 feet) in length, 2 of those tail, with a wingspan of 10 metres (32 feet). Most, however, are smaller than this.

It is not unheard of to have one caught alone and killed by a big cat or a pack of the local species of monkey. Therefore, they survive primarily as pack hunters, in groups of 3-6, though these may temporarily increase to up to 30 during the breeding season. They’ve been observed with a range of hunting strategies that range between packs and particular sub-habitats; from deliberate camouflage to ambush and baiting strategies. It is also thought they have some kind of oral tradition within their hierarchy, as they become extremely wary when one has spotted a gun, the pack often abandoning that area in the short term.

They are exclusively a mix of shades of green, to blend into their rainforest habitat, with long, blunt-sided scales to mimic the leaves and vines around them. Their colouration is darkest over the nose and under the belly. Lighter stripes of green or green-yellow decorate their forehead and cheeks, including the blade-shaped, blunt scale from between their eyes to the back of their head. Eyes range from black to brown to amber shades. Claws are shades of dark green or grey.

They have the habit of nesting in trees, guarding their precious eggs from snakes or other packs which might snatch them away. They do it quite carefully, cutting away leaves and knotting them carefully. One pack member always keeps careful watch over the eggs, shielding them both from the harsh sun and the chilling rains of the monsoon. They can often be seen, still as statues, catching water like an umbrella, ignoring their own suffering for the sake of the egg.

This difficulty is perhaps why the eggs mature within the female for far longer than most dragon breeds, only exposed for a month or so before hatching. During difficult months, they have been known to band together to carry out raids on the local villages to steal livestock and grain. They’re so notorious for this, that there is a common folktale about regional hero who sets out into the jungle, demanding to challenge them, chasing a pack day and night, until they relented and the leader was beaten in a wrestling match by the hero.

Zhao Wei and I have managed to observe that they sleep through the night and most of the day, being primarily active at dusk and dawn, eating smaller meals more frequently. Although we never saw an egg, locals have described them to us as half the size of a man’s torso, striped like a watermelon and warm to the touch. Though, often they are hidden by too much foliage, or with too fierce a babysitter to be stolen without serious perperation.

This close interaction with humans, however, has led to some domestication. More precisely, domestication into the Chăm Gà, the so called ‘chicken-carer’. Without the need for camouflage, their plumages have brightened, with green-yellow, green-brown or brown-orange being most common. They have shorter, flatter teeth, reduced horns and the blunt scale on the forehead is a vibrant orange, red or brown, matching the elongated feather like scales on the tail.

They’re larger than their feral cousins, at 2.5-3 tons, 6 metres to 7 metres long (19 feet to 22 feet) with a wingspan of 13 metres (42 feet) and a shoulder height of only 1 metre (3 feet). Most of the extra weight is in a more solidly built frame, allowing them to assist with ploughing, to carry loads and even a single rider, while maintaining agility and a practical size for their village lives.

The Chǎm Gà has its name because they’re well-known livestock guards. They naturally have brilliant awareness, now put towards herding, allowing animals to be brought into richer areas that would otherwise be off-limits due to feral Trộm Rừng. They will rise early in the morning, collect one group of animals and then, quite cheerfully, lead them around, collecting them from each household, sweeping the path with their tail-scales as they go. Somewhat unfortunately, the safety of their new environment has dulled their wits somewhat, compared to the speed of problem solving demonstrated by ferals. By no means are they lacking; in fact, our observations from individuals detangling pigs, herding groups from above and utilising many human tools for their own use.

One such example was a Chǎm Gà escorting a large flock of the village’s chickens into the local forest to fatten them up. The dragon remained most attentive, keeping them under its careful supervision, making sure to instruct the children with it to collect any eggs it saw. When a Trộm Rừng appeared, hoping to snatch up dinner, the Chǎm Gà whipped its head around, seizing a Cuốc bướm in its teeth, a sort of hoe-like weeding tool, and brought the blade down hard, just behind the opponent’s skull. The Trộm Rừng gave a hissing yelp, before fleeing back into the deeper woods. The other dragon narrows its eyes, before delicately handing the tool back to one of the children nearby.

Both their small size, high agility and good social intelligence, make them the most common dragon in Viet Nam by far. They are able to recognise familiar individuals of other species, even in very large groups. They may be given other tasks, like maintaining fish-and-rice fields, building repair, and relay-carriers in times of war, the youngest over the age of six often being recruited as military couriers. Their gentle demeanours mean both that animals naturally gentle to them and that they are very good with children, often being seen trailed by a group of younger ones. Chickens will often perch on their backs or faces to roost, pigs will often dig to sleep in the shelter of their wings or under their throat, given their devotion to their charges means they often choose to sleep outside or in sheds with them.

The Chǎm Gà lay their eggs April-October, due to the higher availability of food and caretakers for their eggs. They appear a pale mint green with stripes of brown or red. Some of their charges have even reportedly taken it upon themselves to try incubating the eggs on their caretakers’ behalf, despite the fact that the eggs are much bigger than either the chickens or ducks themselves.

When asked about how they felt about it, one Chǎm Gá from the Giang region was recorded saying:

“Oh, they are the sweetest little things, aren’t they? I don’t see any harm it might do.” He nuzzled his egg’s shell gently, almost completely unseating the rather sleepy looking chicken upon it, not that the chicken seemed to mind. “My egg must learn what its duties are to the village somehow. They will be ever so careful with it. Look, their claws aren’t scratching it at all, and they’d make such a racket if one of the pigs started pawing at it.“

The dragon drew their head back fractionally, in order to let a couple of muddy-looking children squeeze past. Bright fans of colour were clutched in their hands, which they set about arranging over the egg‘s shell. The Chǎm Gá raised their head suspiciously, immediately recognising what they had with a sort of tired hiss. They scolded the children harshly.

”Now, you cannot go around plucking the chickens for their feathers.“ It said reproachfully. “It makes them cold and it is not your job. In front of our esteemed visitors, too. I will have to tell your mothers now, especially because I can’t see your chores done.” The dragon quite pointedly ignored the clamour of protest, scooping the two up as gently as a lion with its cubs. “Come along now.”

It clearly was not taken overly personally, with the two children being spotted helping to scrub that individual’s shed scales away just a day later, both parties looking rather content with the arraignment. Zhao Wei was quite amused, stifling a smile as he described to me an anecdote of some Chinese children doing a similar thing. It appears that the interactions of family life continues across all spheres of the world, though one can only assume it may be another generation at the least, before English ladies begin to feel the persuasion of the habit.

- Sir Edmund Howe.

((I actually had three more Vietnamese breeds to get through, however, it was becoming long and unwieldy, so I split it up. Will post those soon. It’s coming along very well. Howe and Zhao Wei will be headed for India after those.))

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 2 months ago

Theories on how dragons might have changed WW1 (a sequel series idea)

  1. More Austro-Hungarian provinces become independent with help from Russia due to better areal support and supply lines.

  2. Franz Ferdinand‘s dragon becomes outraged by their companion’s death, and as well as bringing demands to Serbia, sacks a nearby town, as well as punishing the town of Sarajevo for the assassins. After some political scuffles, the dragon declares the royal family under their protection and becomes acting leader, asking Germany to declare war on Serbia. The Kaiser’s dragon, fearing for their companion’s life, raises support amongst the German dragons and Germany agrees, joining the war to great national rejoicing.

  3. This brings Russia into the war to protect Serbia. Due to their alliance with France, and a hope that they might expand their borders, France agrees, with Lien supervising the war and making many speeches across France in support of it, hoping to modernise the ‘barbarian’ Russia through force of war.

  4. Britain feels pressured to join the war. Now, Lord of Birmingham, (a title granted in 1823, both to prevent Temeraire from withdrawing from Britain after a scare with Laurence and cholera in 1822, and to try and bring the dragons to heel with human wants ((Percitia got Sheffield))), Temeraire is asked by another new dragon to give his opinion on the war.

 

He both doesn’t want to go to war with a new captain after both Laurence’s death in 1849, Excidium’s retirement, and wanting to keep Roland and Laurence’s grandchildren safe, or as Percitia warns, have the government strip away their new power in an emergency war act. As well, Ning (allied with the Chinese after Lien took the French emperor) sends a telegram to GB, alarmed at the prospect of war again. Asks Temeraire to become more closely tied to prevent war. Agrees. A phonograph recording, both from Temeraire and Ning is played both in China, Britain, Japan and France, urging people to stand down.

Lien replies, sending one asking if the British are cowards, too proud to stand up against obvious aggression, bringing Japan closer to the war as well. Temeraire and Ning spend some time with their respective leaders, vowing to try and use their economic and military might to halt the war. Some successful attempts are made, like reducing steel exports and publishing news articles and papers on the topic. 

  1. Germany is pleased and tries to march through Belgium to take France quickly to avoid an area full of forts. Although Britain is upset, using Ning’s advice, they provide mostly economic support without actively getting involved in the war. Lien, seeing her chance, has Fleurs (the see in the dark ones) fly over, recording photographs of some of the atrocities, mainly, the Burning of Louvain in August. Belgian dragons, full of fierce resistance, manage to save several citizens and fall back with them to France. Using all of these accounts, she publishes a damning attack and asks China and Britain to join her against this tragedy.

5 . Temeraire is horrified and commits Great Britain. Ning is finally convinced and agrees to a purely defensive war. She doesn’t want to have the Chinese get hurt, and instead agrees to be a safe haven for any people fleeing the war, only extremely begrudgingly supporting through trade and diplomacy, making the promise that the Chinese will oversee peace. Under her and her companion, China forms a neutral party with the Tswana and the UPA (unified provinces of America.), mostly focused on trade, known as the Trade-Belt-Alliance, given it forms a nice airspace corridor through which non-military trade is allowed.

A very reluctant photograph is taken by means of propaganda, of Lien, Temeraire, Bonaparte’s grandchild, the country’s two prime minister’s and King George the fifth. It is captioned ‘noble adversaries must put aside old quarrels for the sake of all that is good and decent’.

Temeraire is worrying, sending his latest child, a cross with Lily, to be kept safe with Ning during the war. Excidium goes with them, having promised Lily to keep her child safe, as well as taking Emily’s adult children with him. The freer trade and crossbreeding have resulted in some more dangerous mixes, mainly in Germany, Britain and France. Acid spitters that see in the dark. A French-Japanese cross that spits pressurised hurricanes of steam. He fears that they may be conscripted and doesn’t want his child to face that horrible battlefield or to be kidnapped and used against him. Lien barbs him over this a little at a state dinner.

In the background, a mixed settler-indigenous president who is definitely not just Woodrow Wilson, (widely supported by both dragons and humans) makes a speech on diversifying trade with China, as well as condemning the war atrocities and asking the large ethnic German population to ‘reserve national pride for a nation worthy of it’. Has many conferences with Ning and is so delighted with both her and the emperor that he names a new fleet of pavilion boats after her. Ning is quite pleased and begins figuring out how to draw the Tswana closer.

6 . The Tsar makes a speech on how to be ready for war. The Russians, still wary of dragons, protest on being forced to share a stand with them. Most of the experienced Russian dragons show little interest in speeches beyond prizes, while the younger generation is cautiously optimistic, with one even starting up a pro-tsarist chant. (Old ones are any that were hatched before or during 1912, and young ones 1892 or later. Ones in between (1913-1992) fall on a spectrum and can be persuaded to either side.) Lien pulls Temeraire aside after to claim the hypocrisy of wanting the help of dragons while they are still treated so badly. Temeraire is not sure what do think about her being buddy-buddy with him and remains initially cautious. Due to the cooperation of the young dragons, mostly new middleweight crossbreeds, and their trustfulness of their captains, Russia is ready much earlier than in our timeline, within a week, both due to Temeraire being lauded by the Tsar’s speech and Lien managing the supply lines.

Good progress is made initially, due to the ineptitude of the Austrian-Hungarian commanders. Some extremely brave Serbian dragons are lauded for fighting especially fiercely at the start of the war and are given treasure. This both makes the old Russian dragons upset that ‘their’ rewards are being taken and the younger ones becoming more patriotic. The middle generation, is cautiously optimistic and begin to fight harder with the young ones. However, the Russian second army is taken by surprise at the battle of Tannenberg due to inadequate areal support. They are wiped out entirely. 

  1. Temeraire himself, along with Lien appear at the battle of Marne (when the Germans nearly take Paris), backed up by the recalcitrant old Russians (who favour T) and the Belgians, (who favour L). Lien and Temeraire’s roars manage to punch a hole in the German lines. Lien, though, in order to facilitates this, calls back the Belgians from a stubborn Russian dragon who had been disobeying her orders. The dragon overcorrects and crashes into the army, punching the initial hole which the roar widens, wiping out a good amount of Germans and startling the German dragons severely. Temeraire is horrified, watching the dragon be trampled and killed and now the Russians old guard is increasingly estranged. This becomes known as the Two at Marne. A painting of T and L as yin and yang in the sky is commissioned and sent to Ning, who disproves but says nothing.

 

Book 1 ends as Lien and Temeraire supervise and assist with the digging of trenches, each sending a report in a wildly different tone to their leaders. The two briefly fall back to a tent to watch a very discordant tea party between the king, the emperor and the two dragons, while rain begins to fall outside.

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u/IntelligentCat3645 — 2 months ago