u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469
I'm calling myself out
The other day I was out driving and decided to get some ice cream at a roadside stand. It was raining and I didn't see that well. I parked next to the handicapped space and got out. I went it, ordered my ice cream, and walked out. Then I realized that I had parked in the striped area next to the handicapped spot!
I'm not asking forgiveness or absolution. I screwed up and admitting my mistake. Bring on the hate. I deserve it.
Yo mama so ugly
The ugly stick got beaten by her.
The fucking word of the day is FISH
It's a fucking acronym that means
FUCK IT, SHIT HAPPENS
Use it the next time shit hits the fan and you're in a place where others are fucking prudes.
Yo mama so fat
Miillions of dollars were raised for a charity named Hands Across Yo Mama - $1 per person
They gave me something here to, uh, bring to your attention. This is, oh, I see, a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says, “fuck waffles.”
Fuck, do I miss George Carlin.
[Lamborghini Huracan] in Tyson’s Corner, Virginia
DISCLAIMER: This happened in 2018 and both occupants were completely uninjured.
I was heading home from work and managed to see this wreck just after it happened. The driver sped across an intersection that rises up in the middle and went airborne into a concrete light pole. The car did exactly what it was designed to do in a wreck like this, it was truly a sight to see.
Yo mama so fat
Her ass is visible on Google Earth and the crack is labeled "The Great Divide".
Chris Buescher modded Ryan Preece's new truck
Not sure if it's shitty ot ATBGE or even good.
Yo mama so fat
It took yo daddy three days to climb up on her. Then he fell into her bellybutton. That's why yo daddy ain't around.
Should plates be obstructed in pictures here?
I've noticed a number of posts where people argue that plates are public state-issued identification markers, while others bring up the suggestion that leaving them in view could lead to doxxing.
Upvote for YES. Downvote for NO.
And please keep all discussions polite. Thabk you.
It's my fucking birthday today!
It's gonna be a fucking awesome day!
From bad to worse
Text from the post in a FB group dedicated to bad parking:
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Cracker Barrel in Coventry, RI
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Submitter: It really is that inconvenient when ppl can’t park in the parking space
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Admin: looks like the SUV didn’t help matters.
74 Mustang II GT
It's not the best Mustang to begin with, but it doesn't deserve this.
The CBS Children's Film Festival
If you remember it, your back hurts too.
If you remember the original series, well...