Am I the only one who "hacks" life like it was a game?
I was shopping just now, and I realized I try to optimize my route through the grocery store like I'm doing a speedrun. Like, I literally plan out my path to avoid the highest-traffic areas, and I get so annoyed at the "NPCs" (other people) in my way.
I also catch myself thinking about the "hitboxes" of my furniture when I'm walking around in the dark. (coffee table wrecks my foot 💀).
Am I the only one who does this? What real-life things you treat like video game mechanics so I feel less crazy.