u/Kurtfan1991

Like, Gen Alpha became so Skibidi toiliet that COVID came out of the toiler oml
I know it sounds like I am saying kids these days but LISTEN BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY AND DEFEND THE IPAD KIDS, it is true, just listen to random teachers on TikTok because my sources are TikTok and Twitter

DISCLAIMER: This is just supposed to be a humorous post, parodying the series "Everything Wrong With..." by CinemaSins, inspired by u/Valha28's posts on r/gumball parodying the same series. This is NOT a critique of the show, and while some things I sin in this series might actually be things I'd criticize in an actual critique, most of the things I'll sin are nitpicks, and the whole series is just made for good fun.

With that out of the way, welcome to Everything Wrong With: Cold War!

Odd: If I don't find a DVD of my short film in the next 3 seconds, I'll turn into a pumpkin!
That's weirdly specific, lol. +1

Aelita: T.V? Who's T.V?
You're gonna tell me that after several months spent here, nobody told her what a T.V is? And no, there's NO WAY she could have guessed Odd meant someone in particular. +1

Mrs.Hertz: Can I help you?
T.V: Yes. Get out of the shot.
Why is the tone he uses so constantly rude? +1

T.V: Who has a below 60 average?
Selection bias at its finest. +3

T.V: What's with these little mini-services? Come on, cookie! Don't be shy! Load up the meatballs!
I'm... unconfortable for so many reasons. +3

T.V: spits his meatballs on his tray Oh, this is awful!
Celebrity is extra-superficial and expects luxury everywhere cliché. +3

X.A.N.A takes over a sattelite antenna to cause a giant blizzard storm in the area.
WTF? I swear, sometimes I just don't understand how this shit even works. +5

Everyone's playing in the snowy school yard
Jim: That's enough now! Everyone inside!
There is no way they all managed to exit the cafeteria without Jim stopping them. I simply do not believe it. +3

The blizzard intensifies, and the laughing turns into crying and screaming.
Boy, that escalated quickly. +1

Yumi: We have to get to Lyoko!
She says, once again, out loud in a room full of students. +3

A boy sees Mr.T.V's beanie hat and laughs.
Yeah, this is surely the time for laughing at what other people are wearing right now. +1

Herb: It's a scientific fact that if we huddle together, we'll keep warmer...
Sissi slaps him
I hate to be THAT guy, but he's right. This does, indeed, work. +1

T.V: An unbelievable deep-freeze has taken hold of the city, and what are you shooting?! 3 brats on a basement!
Ah yes, the classic "celebrity is superficial even in moments of urgency cliché". We're bringing all of the celebrity clichés back, aren't we? +5

T.V: Get in the back and don't get my soft leather seats dirty.
Wishfully assuming they aren't dirty already. +3

Jeremy: That's exactly what X.A.N.A's waiting for, Aelita! For you to go to Lyoko alone!
Yeah, but you basically have no other choice here. +1

Yumi: Let...me...sleep...
Wait...since falling asleep in this situation is a literal death sentence...is...she...wow, that's dark. +3

T.V tries to snatch Milly and Tamiya's blanket to get warmer.
T.V's a jerk to kids. +3

T.V wraps the blanket again around Milly and Tamiya
Okay, he made amends for this at least. -3

Aelita gets caught by the Schyphazoa
Wow, that's disappointing. All that build-up for Aelita to have another genius moment like in episode 39 just for it to turn into that old "Aelita damsel in distress" trope again. +1

Yumi: L...leave me...
Ulrich: You cannot get rid of me that easily.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww -5

Ulrich: Yumi...? Yumi!
Yumi won't wake up.
Ulrich: No...NOOOO!!!
That's actually pretty good in terms of emotional value! HOWEVERRRRRR...

The show throws a fake-out death and expects us to believe it cliché. +3

Also, Ulrich and Yumi have a moment of deep affection after a X.A.N.A attack but it goes nowhere after this episode cliché +3

Rosa throws the meatballs on T.V's head.
That's a nice commeupeance. -3

Though, how did she manage to not be fired? +1

Total sins: 38

Sentence: Blizzard torture

Most sinned episode so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode so far: Ghost Channel (-106)

Most sinned episode in Season 2 so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode in Season 2 so far: Temptation (24)

Previous: https://www.reddit.com/r/CodeLyoko/comments/1vfq8eb/everything_wrong_with_code_lyoko_episode_44/

By the way, you probably noticed that the rhythm of the publications has been reduced these past few months. The reason is simple. First, I also run a YouTube channel in parallel of this series, and I recently had a near-burnout moment when overworking myself. Then, I started college as of the time I'm writing this, so that means I have less time to work on this, too. So if you see weeks come by without any new installment to this series, don't assume I quit. If I ever discontinue this series before the end of the series, I'll let you know in a post. Have a great day!

In another video criticizing Rockstar Games, he put the logo and replaced the star on it with a Jewish symbol, so I'm really suspecting it.

DISCLAIMER: This is just supposed to be a humorous post, parodying the series "Everything Wrong With..." by CinemaSins, inspired by u/Valha28's posts on r/gumball parodying the same series. This is NOT a critique of the show, and while some things I sin in this series might actually be things I'd criticize in an actual critique, most of the things I'll sin are nitpicks, and the whole series is just made for good fun.

With that out of the way, welcome to Everything Wrong With: Vertigo!

Odd, who only has few life points left, jumps and presses the button just before being shot at with a Creeper's laser and devirtualized
Okay, not gonna lie, that's a pretty cool move. -1

Yumi: Hey, Jeremy, I don't see any flying Mantas!
A Creeper approaches them from the back and growls softly.
They should have 100% heard that. +1

Jeremy: If the virus inside you is anything like this one, I might be able to free you from X.A.N.A!
Hmmm...how many more episodes are left in this season? What's that? 8? Okay, I label this comment bait! +1

Aelita: Jeremy! What if you injected me right now?
PHRASING, AELITA!!! +3

Jeremy: Isn't that a little risky?
Aelita: It'd be just as risky in 2 hours or in 2 days.
...No. If they waited a bit, Jeremy could have double-checked his program and corrected safety issues with it. +1

Odd: What is he doing...hey, come on! Ulrich! Move it!
Ulrich, who is climbing the wall, starts to have a panic attack
So...Ulrich has a fear of heights? That's a cool way to flesh out this character. Or at least it would be, if it was ever brought up more than once after this episode! +1

Also, we saw Ulrich trying to save his parents in Zero Gravity Zone without having this problem. +3

Jeremy opens the scanner to save Aelita
Jeremy: Aelita! How do you feel? Say something!
Aelita: Something!
Hahahahahahahahaha -3

Aelita: All we have to do is shut down the supercomputer, and it's adios to X.A.N.A!
Why is she suddenly to enthusiastic? She was very apprehensive about it in False Start. +1

Sissi: Oh, Aelita! I didn't even see you standing there! But that's not surprising. You're such a wallflower!
Sissi continues talking while Aelita's turning invisible
Sissi somehow doesn't hear or doesn't care about the loud-ahh beeping noises that are coming with Aelita turning invisible. +3

Sissi: I'm also funny, and intelligent, sweet, and very attentive to others!
Lying. +1

Aelita: I'm invisible!
Jeremy: You're what? Jeremy tries to reach for her and accidentally touches you-know-what.
Aelita: Hey!
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. +10

Odd: When you're faced with a pack of wolves, what do you do?
Yumi: You run!
So as someone who lives in Burbank, a city where coyotes can occasionally get lost, I confirm this is the ABSOLUTE LAST THING TO DO. Turning your back and running away actually TRIGGERS this type of animal's hunting instinct, which makes them WAY more likely to chase you regardless of whether they were scared at first. DON'T DO THIS. +5

Odd, Yumi, and Ulrich are running away from the wolves.
There is no way they ran fast enough to outrun a pack of wolves. +1

Odd: Ulrich! Don't look down!
Don't just yell at him! Go help him! +3

Ulrich tries to fight a wolf, but trips, and falls off the cliff into a tree, then on the ground.
Ulrich survives this. +3

Odd and Yumi run away while Ulrich stands his ground facing them.
Why doesn't X.A.N.A use one of the wolves to chase Odd and Yumi? Humans can't outrun wolves on short distances like this. +3

Jeremy: Aelita! Behind you!
The Schyphazoa approaches her.
Aaaaand she should have used her creation power on the entrance to stall against the Schyphazoa.

Aelita doesn't think of using her OP creation power cliché. +3

Aelita uses her creation power on the Schyphazoa to freeze it
Okay, I take that back. Nice to see her use her brain for once. -3

Though, why doesn't she try to do stuff like this more often if it's that simple to stall against the Schyphazoa? +1

Odd and Yumi get shot by the Megatank's laser and lose life points.
They didn't even try to dodge it. +1

Odd swims in the Ice Sector's water.
Aaaaaand so we see another amazing concept that's completely unique to one sector but that's never used again after this episode. +3

William: You got vertigo, or what?
Ulrich: Yeah! What about it? No worse than being afraid of spiders!
Then why did William call Ulrich Spider-Man and mock him earlier in the episode? +1

Total Sins: 42

Sentence: Wolf chase

Most sinned episode so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode so far: Ghost Channel (-106)

Most sinned episode in Season 2 so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode in Season 2 so far: Temptation (24)

Previous: https://www.reddit.com/r/CodeLyoko/comments/1v3qktf/everything_wrong_with_code_lyoko_episode_43_xanas/