▲ 7 r/sanfrancirclejerk+1 crossposts

Which would you choose?

Imagine you left San Francisco and relocated elsewhere. After 12 years you had a chance to come visit with just enough time to grab food at one restaurant. Assuming it never closed down, what’s the one place, and if you’d like to be more specific, one dish, you would have during this time.

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u/LampModeChamp — 9 days ago
▲ 4.4k r/AllCopsAreBastards+3 crossposts

SF police officers typed the wrong license plate into the computer and smashed a guy's car window before pulling him out of the car and pepper-spraying him. When they realized it was a mistake, they charged him anyway. Those charges remained until he committed suicide.

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u/Constant-Purchase584 — 9 days ago
▲ 443 r/sanfrancirclejerk+1 crossposts

Car burned down on Gough

*Edit: Gough between Sutter and Post

Car reduced to rubble, unless we arrived after they already hauled parts away. Heat melted the Tesla parked behind it and damaged the building to the side. Passerby said it was potentially an electric car battery that caught fire and exploded, but I think that was speculation. Does anyone know what happened?

u/LampModeChamp — 10 days ago
▲ 231 r/sanfrancirclejerk+1 crossposts

Someone smashed my window and left their monitor and scrap metal on my passenger seat.

Woke up to this on the 6th and fluton. Paving stone through the passenger window. They went through the glovebox and took a few things, but left the console alone. Then they left a pile of metal rods, brackets, and a computer monitor on my driver’s seat that aren’t mine.

They tried the car parked behind mine first but couldn’t break the window, so they moved on to mine.
The stone did some damage to the interior, absolutely over it.

u/LampModeChamp — 15 days ago
▲ 980 r/sanfrancirclejerk+1 crossposts

7 teenagers instigating fights with commuters at Embarcadero again

I’m the guy that helped out a few months ago when a separate group attacked a commuter on the street in the same place.

https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1s4th0d/crazy_fight_on_market_by_embarcadero/

I called police and they’re confronting the current group now. Just wanted to give people a heads up, that this must be some kind of sick trend now

EDIT: same Pattern, one kid runs up on a middle aged man accusing him of something and shoving him. Then a few of his friends run up to give him backup while another records the confrontation

u/LampModeChamp — 20 days ago

Scrolling YouTube Live's...

I find myself conflicted between thinking

"these people really waste all their time doing this dumb ass stuff for 20 viewers?"😵‍💫

But then feeling envious the more I think about it like...

"these people live comfortable enough that they can just waste all their time doing this dumb ass stuff for 20 viewers?"😭

Scrolling random YouTube lives has me in a paradox.🤣

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u/LampModeChamp — 1 month ago
▲ 36 r/sanfrancirclejerk+1 crossposts

Got scammed buying a Pokémon card in SF. Any advice?

I bought a Pokémon card from someone I found on Facebook, and it turned out to be fake. I reached out to him after finding out, but he blocked me.
He seems to be known in the local Pokémon community, so I’m wondering if anyone has dealt with something similar or has advice on what I can do next. Is filing a police report worth it?

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u/LampModeChamp — 1 month ago

I have my pass code but wanted to change my password and can't remember my old one?

Is there anyway to change my password without knowing my old one or using my pass code/key?

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u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/S25FE

Is there no longer a way to clear your USB cache?

I am getting the water alert for USB and it has been a few hours and still triggering.

Sometimes it was a system error and I remember being able to clear the USB cache to un trigger it but now I can't find it in System Apps settings. There is literally no section for USB. Am I tripping or did the new UI updates take this away?

Kind of stressing because I'm at 26% battery and if this alert doesn't go away I am phoneless because I dont have wireless charging available.

Any help is appreciated.

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u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago

Wish I never sold this shirt...

I lost weight but still wish I kept it. Anybody see a size large in the wild let me know!!

Feel like I'm never gonna find one with the same even placement because each shirt was unique to how the print was placed. Seen some cut off or totally crooked. Lucked out when I got this but sadly let it go.

Shorts: Polo

Kicks: RRL

Backpack: RLX

u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago
▲ 20 r/KithNYC+2 crossposts

Got these out the Donation Bin

Not really my color but I'll freak'em for free 99 and they ultraboost.😁

u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago

Old photo from Etsy of Ralph Vodoo Doll 🤣

was looking through old photos and remember this from a seller on Etsy selling a Ralph Lauren doll they made themselves. Kinda cool but also kinda weird.😁

u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago

RRL Buttonfly Distressed Jeans For Sale (Used)

36x34

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Very Good Used Condition

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$85 + Shipping

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Hit Me

u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago

RRL Waterproof Jacket XL for sale

I keep getting flagged so just hit me.

I dont understand why when I see other people posting their items for sale the same way I tried.

I hut the mods and heard nothing. Oh well.

Selling for a fraction of retail also got a pair of jeans.

u/LampModeChamp — 2 months ago