u/Lazyres

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I have 8 pack abs on my back.

Today is Thursday!

I have 8 pack abs too but this was unexpected and baffling to me as I haven't seen anything like this online, there's 8 distinct segments. I was aware of it for years as I had felt something lumpy when touching my back and got scared that it might be a tumor. I checked in the mirror and it appeared only when I flex.

u/Lazyres — 1 day ago

Latest news from May 20 11 55am! Ethanol blending will increase like it or not!

They haven't mentioned the dates by when the blend increases, I'll have you know that they silently increasing ethanol blending from 10% to 20% gradually over the years since 2022 and told nobody about it. They became proud of this and announced which got backlash. Now they are openly saying it to avoid backlash.

Below are the timelines.

2022: India achieved the initial 10% ethanol blending target (E10) in June, a full five months ahead of its original schedule.

2022–2023: Blending levels averaged 12.06%.

2023–2024: The average blending rate rose to 14.60%.

2024–2025: The country reached a milestone of 19.24% blending for the supply year. The Union Cabinet officially advanced the 20% blending target (E20) to this timeframe, successfully hitting it early.

Please avoid all petrol cars, even one petrol car bought is thousands of liters of ethanol bought by you over the lifetime of the car filling the pockets of ethanol factory families.

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u/Lazyres — 2 days ago

Socha bohot saal ho gaye piche se kaisa dikhta hu dekhlu. 2024 vs 2026.

Pata hai aaj kya hua, maine photo khicka. Paas se 1* wide angle lens se kicha isiliye image distored hai 2 pic me. Ladki nahi hu.

Coincidentally my Hairstyle matched mainstream bollywood movie protagonists from those years. Got called Animal back in 2024 and now called Hamza. Haven't watched Animal yet but became a fan of Dhurandhar. Who know maybe 2 years from now there'll be another protagonist with even longer hair and I'll be called that.

I keep stress low, don't smoke or drink. It affects hair. When I'm outside, my hair is always in a beanie to protect it from pollution and sun damage. Indoors, I have a man bun. Every other day I use Parachute coconut oil, and on the days I don't use coconut oil, I use Dove's hair fall rescue shampoo and conditioner. After showering, I use Parachute men hair cream.

u/Lazyres — 4 days ago

Socha bohot saal ho gaye piche se kaisa dikhta hu check nahi Kiya. 2024 vs 2026.

Coincidentally my Hairstyle matched mainstream bollywood movie protagonists from those years. Got called Animal back in 2024 and now called Hamza. Haven't watched Animal yet but became a fan of Dhurandhar. Who know maybe 2 years from now there'll be another protagonist with even longer hair and I'll be called that.

I keep stress low, don't smoke or drink. It affects hair. When I'm outside, my hair is always in a beanie to protect it from pollution and sun damage. Indoors, I have a man bun. Every other day I use Parachute coconut oil, and on the days I don't use coconut oil, I use Dove's hair fall rescue shampoo and conditioner. After showering, I use Parachute men hair cream.

u/Lazyres — 4 days ago

Hair then vs now. 2024 vs 2026.

Coincidentally my Hairstyle matched mainstream bollywood movie protagonists from those years. Got called Animal back in 2024 and now called Hamza. Haven't watched Animal yet but became a fan of Dhurandhar. Who know maybe 2 years from now there'll be another protagonist with even longer hair and I'll be called that.

I keep stress low, don't smoke or drink. It affects hair. When I'm outside, my hair is always in a beanie to protect it from pollution and sun damage. Indoors, I have a man bun. Every other day I use Parachute coconut oil, and on the days I don't use coconut oil, I use Dove's hair fall rescue shampoo and conditioner. After showering, I use Parachute men hair cream.

u/Lazyres — 4 days ago

Hair then and now. 2024 vs 2026.

Coincidentally my Hairstyle matched mainstream bollywood movie protagonists from those years. Got called Animal back in 2024 and now called Hamza. Haven't watched Animal yet but became a fan of Dhurandhar. Who know maybe 2 years from now there'll be another protagonist with even longer hair and I'll be called that.

Edit. Bought S26 Ultra 512 gig full cash. Also watch costs 50k. Now is it correct subreddit?

u/Lazyres — 4 days ago

Hair then and now. 2024 vs 2026.

Coincidentally my Hairstyle matched mainstream bollywood movie protagonists from those years. Got called Animal back in 2024 and now called Hamza. Haven't watched Animal yet but became a fan of Dhurandhar. Who know maybe 2 years from now there'll be another protagonist with even longer hair and I'll be called that.

u/Lazyres — 4 days ago

Would women agree to such a marriage proposal?

I'm a 28 year old man who owns a villa in a gated community with amenities like parks, swimming pool, football pitch, indoor games, tennis court, basketball court, badminton court, gym etc, no loans everything cleared, Vaccum robot to mop the floors, Dishwasher for the dishes, Washing machine for the clothes, have rental income to take care of all maintenance, bills, groceries etc, one car. I am into fitness and eat bland low effort food which I cook in an air fryer so there's no expectation to cook, I don't drink or smoke as that is detrimental to my fitness goals. Plan is to setup solar power to eliminate electricity bills and get an EV to eliminate fuel costs and go on as many trips as possible within EV range. I have an athletic wide shoulders and narrow waist build with visible core and muscle definition, mid back length hair, yes mid back and dense beard coverage, 5'9.

I have no desire to continue working and am currently doing the bare minimum so that I don't get huge responsibilities and have to work overtime, weekends, attend calls after work hours for emergency etc been there done that but still doing enough to justify being employed and meeting expectations. If I get hit with a layoff then I'll get severance, gratuity and PF amount which I will invest into more rental income. The passive rental income can sustain all the necessities without me having to actively work, the money left over from the rental income is saved to invest into more rental income or amenities which can save money like solar, insurance etc but I strictly don't use that for any nonessential wants. There's no worrying about in laws. Since I have time and resources the plan is to brute force success in fitness content creation.

What I'm looking for is someone who has a strong desire to climb up the corporate ladder because I will take care of all the necessities for survival but will not contribute to luxuries , nonessentials or extras which they'll have to earn for themselves. They'll have to foot the bill for any trips outside EV range or via flights, restaurants etc, I have no desire to go on trips which the EV can't do, restaurants etc. If they want to go then I'm happy to accompany. I will not ask for their money or contribution to pay the necessities bills. Will support buying another EV for their personal use.

They should have a brother, no loans of their own or obligation to take financial care of their family or siblings as the brother will take care of that or the parents are self sufficient. When it comes to children I don't have a strong desire for kids but not against them either. I can take care of the necessities for survival but education and other wants which will be their responsibility. I am not against homeschooling either. Once I am successful with content creation and big money starts rolling in I am willing to contribute to everything. Would prefer non smokers as I don't want second hand smoke, don't mind moderate drinking. Expect above average fitness.

I would want someone who I am instinctively, involuntarily and subconsciously attracted to and expect the same from them towards me. I don't want to force love.

I will not talk about loyalty etc as those are the bare minimum expectations. I plan to hire multiple private investigators to thoroughly vet any potential spouse to verify if what they've told me and the evidence gathered matches. If it doesn't match then I'll call it off because I have no desire to get into a marriage based on deciet.

As for personality I want optimism and positivity. For example, say you lost your job and she says it's okay we will be alright you'll find another job. A woman who wants to be with you through thick and thin is a diamond in the rough and a guy will stay with her forever. On the other hand if she throws negativity like how will we manage, I can't live like this etc then it's immediately over. No guy wants to stay with a negative pessimistic woman who makes life harder than it is already while being with a positive optimistic woman is like having a safe space to come to no matter what happens and this positivity will help the man work harder happily to keep her happy and prove her right. One is a cycle of positivity and the other is a cycle of negativity.

Honestly content creation might be a pipe dream but I am willing to brute force success by pouring in time and effort, It doesn't cost me any extra money because I'm just doing what I love which is fitness and just documenting on social media. Even if that fails it doesn't affect my survival.

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u/Lazyres — 10 days ago