I feel like nonessential outdoor workers should be off today. Like what good is it to expose lifeguards to this air when almost no one is at the pool? It smells like rubber outside.

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u/Lilpastadude — 3 months ago
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Check please

Stacy is wiping the bar, an old but still shining deep colored wooden bar. Out of the corner of her eye she notices the couple of women at a table finishing up their drinks. Appearing to be in their mid 60s, dressed for a summer evening and the laughter indicated they were having a nice time. Politely Stacy asked if they would like their check?

Suddenly, Bill, the bar owner came in from the back kitchen area. He's a tall slender fellow. Running his Irish bar full of whiskey from every corner of the earth. He reaches for the check from Stacy and hands it to one of the women.
As the check is handed off, the woman asks Stacy if the total included her soft pretzel.

As Stacy checks the check for the soft pretzel charge, Bill notices the confusion and asks the woman if there was anything wrong with her bill? She replied "Oh absolutely not Stacy is just checking the check to see about my soft pretzel!"

Bill looks over at Stacy and asks if he can check the bill. While Bill checks the bill the woman asked Stacy "Do you also take checks?"

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u/Lilpastadude — 3 months ago

Did anyone see all those people taking pictures of a guy who was taking selfies with a blue jay at the park?

u/Lilpastadude — 4 months ago

I'd like to seal this pad on my front porch. It seems to have settled and there is a gap. There is a cold room underneath. Any suggestions would be appreciated! The area I'm referring to is closest to the wall.

u/Lilpastadude — 5 months ago