▲ 59 r/Browns

what's his Wonderlic score?

Browns 3rd preseason game: QB3 Dillon Gabriel finishes 12 of 15 for 186 yards and 3 touchdowns...

I'm hyped up, hear me out.

he's 5'10" 205 pounds. from what I saw on tape, he looks great in his 3 & 5 step drops, makes his reads, goes through his progressions calm, poised, like he's been a pro QB1 for 5 seasons...

how can anyone not want to ride and die with this dude? he's a 2nd year player, has Mahomes vibes...

note: Mahomes was a 2nd year player who looked great in camp and won QB1 at the end of the pre season, and went on to have an immediate impact, like he'd already been a pro QB1 for 5 seasons.

Watson and Sanders have so much baggage they carry with them, it's so annoying and boring at the same time.

what's the word on the street in Cleveland? anyone hyped to give Gabriel the keys to the offense?

tldr: Gabriel could be a breakout player similar to Mahomes.

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 2 months ago

malaka

hey, peoples. can I get some help for my Kassandra?

re: needing real/authentic story mode portals that deliver on actual xp and actual drachmae.

backstory: completed Shadows, picked up an Odyssey replay save, busted my ass to progress...to get to Elsyium...

recent drama before that: almost convinced myself to not go to Poseidon's island, unbelievable! I was going to sail past his...island. but I did obtain the trident, and snapped the attached selfie while I was there.

current: I'm level 71 and wearing the Agamemnon set, with some sweet engraving...it's an effective build.

just getting to Elsyium was an Odyssey, no pun intended

I got laid a lot, for sure, that was fun...the pain was having 1+ million drachmae in the bank and suddenly eating through 800k, like, dang

all the while obtaining the necessary leather requirements for upgrades has been kicking my ass all over the place (and my drachmae).

I unlocked Elsyium, but went back to Greece because I'm in dire need of drachmae and leather.

does anyone know or have any legit xp & drachmae story portals that actually deliver the xp and drachmae?

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 3 months ago

rate my performance

please rate my performance via ps5 metrics and your general sense of how things should progress...

purchased 2/1/2026 (receipt attached)

today is 6/13/2026

normal difficulty

246 hours played (felt like 246k hours played)

currently at level 80, obtained the option of new game plus as of yesterday...

wasn't able to eclipse level 99 in my first go...

am I a whacked out noob from Noob Island that will always be cooked? how cooked am I?!

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 3 months ago
▲ 74 r/FIlm

Anna Nicole Smith as helicopter pilot Carrie Wisk in Skyscraper (1996)

from the 3 attached images, please select your pick for best Skyscraper 1996 poster

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 4 months ago

interview request for the davidpakmanshow

David needs to interview write-in-only candidate for Arizona governor, New Amato. if he doesn't, he's a coward

what? David's scared that Grok Amato will fact-check him in real time?! oh, no! well, he should be.

David's woefully unprepared, sadly, and everybody knows it.

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 4 months ago

genius-level intellect?

professional quarterback. has done Subway sandwich commercials.

can Russell Wilson achieve Lorenzo Lamas status? develop into a Gerald Butler? be as sultry as Megan Fox?

what's the cinematic ceiling here?

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 4 months ago

perishable food question

today I discovered in my freezer a 5 year old chocolate bar that contains 1000mg of thc.

if given the greenlight, I'll eat the whole thing and then go play basketball.

tldr: am I safe? chocolate bar, 5 year residency in the freezer, is it safe to eat?

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 5 months ago
▲ 227 r/JamesBond

8 minute mark, Die Another Day (2002)

this screenshot is the 8 minute mark

just before this screenshot is dialogue contrived by 100 monkeys on typewriters, I believe.

the very unseriousness of it, spy buzz words...gets me out of the spy thriller headspace.

anyone else experience this?

I'm not blaming the actors. they're great, it's the script...

as they say, hate the game, not the players.

[possible crosspost: AITA for wanting better dialogue?]

u/Longjumping-Salad484 — 5 months ago