u/Lucky_Middle_5525

I'm proud to say my house doesn't have any unhealthy snacks in it.

Because I ate them all.

Once the ITR is processed, ( email received) what’s the time frame for SBI to credit the amount?

What do call the strongest Arab ?
A protein Shake ….

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I started a band called “1023MB.”

We still haven’t gotten a gig.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What do you call a woman who's really good at darts? Amy.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy.

I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

I asked the librarian if they had any books about childbirth. She said, "You'll find them over there in the C section."

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Nevermind. It's tear-able.

Just had a detective knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.

I told him if he used both he'd probably find him lot quicker.

Did you hear about one house falling in love with another house?

It was a lawn-distance relationship.

Stairs can't be trusted.

They're always up to something.

Aliens abducted me and forced me to wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I wasn’t on a spaceship…
I was on the Mothership.

Did you know the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

My Dad works for the company that sells bicycle wheels…. He’s the spokesman.

A man walks into a bar carrying a large piece of asphalt.

He says to the bartender,
“A beer for me…
and one for the road.”