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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 4 days ago

account wrongfully terminated

my account (poniadeur) was terminated all of a sudden out no where. i was writing, came back from a shower, and it was gone. i really can't believe it or stop crying. i started writing this year and had 700+ folllowers. i am very scared to lose all my original work.

when i get my account back, will my posts be intact?

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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 16 days ago

Rant, because I need to get this out and i also need suggestions?

my mausi is the meanest sasu-ma on the planet and i hate her fully. this is what she does to my bhabhi and i need to do something before she hurts her anymore.

context, my bhaiya and bhabhi got married 5 years back, they have a three year old son, she's a housewife. they live very near us, so we can see

this is what my mausi does

  1. she takes away her three old son and goes back to her place (different city) for days, just because she misses him. a three year old, away from the mother.
  2. despite my bhabhi telling her not to, she feeds my nephew chai, chocolate, chips, chowmein, momos, everything she should not. my bhabhi prepares ragi idli and oats chila type of stuff for him, but by that time he is either already full or now has started to not like home made food.
  3. she villianizes her against her own son. like, "mumma doesn't love you, that's why she doesn't give you this", "your mother does not care about you", "you nana nani never send you gifts"
  4. she dresses the son and doesn't let my sil dress him according to her.
  5. she kept the name of the child she wanted to. only my family, bhabhi and her family calls him the name she wanted to keep. i do it all the time in front of my mausi out of spite.
  6. she never lets my brother attend family functions of my sil's side. like never, nor does she let her invite her family on the son's birthday or their anniversary.
  7. so my mother bought my sil a laptop for her to work from home. at that time, the company i was working in was ready to give her a position via reference. my mausi gave away that laptop to her other bahu.
  8. i remember my brother yelling at her when she was pregnant. she asked something like "what happened to the car?", he yelled all of a sudden, in front of the whole family
  9. when my bhabhi was pregnant, she didn't let her use heater or AC unless my brother was also there (cost-saving). fortunately enough, my mother told my sil to take all her afternoon naps at our place.
  10. she bad mouths sil behind her to my brother

idk man, there's going to be a fight now between me and mausi, but i sooo banned from causing any kalesh.

i wanted to avenge or something, this raakhi, i bought my brother a generic tshirt and bhabhi a full set of kangan and pant-kurta set. idk what else to do.

please suggest me something passive-aggressive.

i have already done the one where when she dresses my nephew, i compliment it more, but i need something strong. please give me some suggestions????

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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 2 months ago

I hexed my school sports teacher through witchcraft and it's a bad curse.

I write fanfictions on my Tumblr blog, and I was writing a story where a character was bullied when he was young. Writing about his bullying experience and trauma reminded me of mine when I was in school. I don't exactly remember "why" I was bullied. There was no one concrete reason. Now that I look back, I just remember I hated it all, and it was the worst.

Through a chain of thoughts, I accidentally remembered my school sports/gym/PT teacher. I am indian and indian schools have the worst kind of sports teacher. They teach you nothing and only shame you in all ways possible.

I won't go into the details, but if you are aware enough, imagine what a grown man can do to a 9-year-old. He did that. I haven't told my parents, or anyone, in fact.

I remembered it all. I usually never think about it, and I am also not someone who forgives easily, but maybe writing that fiction, maybe the media I consumed this week, whatever it was, I started to remember all of it, detail by detail. And this wasn't some behind-closed-door scene; it happened in the classroom, in front of other students. I was basically being punished. I also remember the look on other children's faces; they were horrified, too, but no one understood what was happening. I should have told my parents that day; they would have taken care of him for sure.

Back to present, I was thinking about it and I was really really furious and not in my senses and I really didn't know any better and just wanted "revenge" and I have one of this witchcraft book, I don't believe in any superstitions, I used to do all of this, but not now, but still had the book and followed the instructions to hex someone.

I used blood, mine, and blood is supposed to amplify the curse's effect. I hexed him into a very, very, very bad curse. A very bad curse. Not death, but kind of a situation where you lose everything. I know for sure, he already doesn't have a job, but the problem is, I don't feel any sense of empathy for him. And he has kids, two of them, and I know both of them; they are not like him.

Though I don't believe in this stuff, I did place a curse, and it is said that if it is placed from a heavy heart, it comes true for sure. I have done spells before for my benefit, and somehow, I know, probably Barnum effect or something, but they all came true, like when I wanted someone to like me or simpler stuff like that.

I mean no harm, I want to forgive and move on, but a part of me doesn't want to remove the curse either. This is the only feeling I get of being in control. I am really not sure what to do.

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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 3 months ago

[FOR HIRE]

Hi everyone. Next year is my parents' 25th anniversary, and I want to actually celebrate it properly, but I don't have the savings for that right now. So I'm opening up a small service on the side to help cover it.

What I can help with:

  1. Working papers with proper citations
  2. Assignments
  3. Blog posts
  4. Resume build-ups and enhancements
  5. Writing counseling and feedback
  6. Assignment enhancement and editing
  7. Book reviews
  8. Movie/show reviews
  9. Cover letters
  10. Statement of purpose (SOP) drafts
  11. Proofreading and line editing
  12. Literature reviews
  13. Presentation/PPT content and structuring
  14. Poetry or creative writing pieces
  15. Social media captions or bios

How this works:

  • Prices start at $5, depending on length and complexity of the piece
  • Unlimited revisions included, no extra charge for changes
  • I have a full-time job and university on top of this, so I'll always tell you upfront how long your piece will take before we start
  • Payment via Ko-fi, DMs open to discuss what you need

This will run until May 2027, or whenever the goal is met, whichever comes first.

I'm so sorry for putting something like this on a fanfiction blog. I promise it won't get in the way of your reading experience here. Fanfiction stays free, always, and you can request a fic of your choice anytime, no money involved. Every fangirl deserves that.

Kofi details: https://ko-fi.com/poinadeur

If you can't use these services yourself, a reblog goes a long way too. Every share helps this actually reach someone who needs it. Thank you for reading this far, it means more than you know.

u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 3 months ago

[FOR HIRE]

Hi everyone. Next year is my parents' 25th anniversary, and I want to actually celebrate it properly, but I don't have the savings for that right now. So I'm opening up a small service on the side to help cover it.

What I can help with:

  1. Working papers with proper citations
  2. Assignments
  3. Blog posts
  4. Resume build-ups and enhancements
  5. Writing counseling and feedback
  6. Assignment enhancement and editing
  7. Book reviews
  8. Movie/show reviews
  9. Cover letters
  10. Statement of purpose (SOP) drafts
  11. Proofreading and line editing
  12. Literature reviews
  13. Presentation/PPT content and structuring
  14. Poetry or creative writing pieces
  15. Social media captions or bios
  16. Fluff fanfictions (checkout for reference: https://www.tumblr.com/poniadeaur/809828479061327872/masterlist-draft?source=share)

How this works:

  • Prices start at $5, depending on length and complexity of the piece
  • Unlimited revisions included, no extra charge for changes
  • I have a full-time job and university on top of this, so I'll always tell you upfront how long your piece will take before we start
  • Payment via Ko-fi, DMs open to discuss what you need

This will run until May 2027, or whenever the goal is met, whichever comes first.

I'm so sorry for putting something like this on a fanfiction blog. I promise it won't get in the way of your reading experience here. Fanfiction stays free, always, and you can request a fic of your choice anytime, no money involved. Every fangirl deserves that.

Kofi details: https://ko-fi.com/poinadeur

If you can't use these services yourself, a reblog goes a long way too. Every share helps this actually reach someone who needs it. Thank you for reading this far, it means more than you know.

u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 4 months ago

Religion + Misogyny + Vile words + peak incelism

i know this is rage-bait, but the comments dammnnn.....

my bad i went there, is this what they are upto these days???

u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 4 months ago

Did you know, men put false cases against men too, just not rape?

I'll keep it short.

So basically, I was in network of this guy, who is a bit older than me. Not my friend, but I know him well, he knows me too and we used to talk and work together- normal stuff.

During a water break, some other guy, his closer friend, told me that this guy had a whole murder case filed against him.

This guy, the main character, is actually a close relative of one of the highest ministers currently ruling; you probably know him, but I don't wanna get in trouble.

When I got of news, I was so disappointed, knowing that, given his profile the victim will never get justice and never wanted to work with him again, only for his friend to continue that it was a false case, probably by opposition so that he remains under custody or can't go outside of India.

so, in conclusion, the problem of false cases is not because of women, but of an unsystemized judiciary. your opinions?

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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 4 months ago
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Help with comprehension

This was my first attempt. I will give a second attempt. 22F.
Clearing GS with 86, probably, but CSAT- somehow, I have done 6 comprehension questions wrong and I am frustrated as hell because I can't figure out what went wrong.

I am good with English; I have cleared the RBI Assistant pre, and my English questions weren't wrong. Also, did NABARD DA exam this year and still did all the English questions correctly, not maths much.

Anyone who is good at comprehension questions, let me know

  1. How do you approach questions?
  2. What's the thought process?
  3. How to practice?
  4. What to avoid, etc, etc

If there are any good books or youtube videos, please recommend.

What my next strategy is, since I have a part-time job, I have no extra time, and I am also sitting for the CGL and UPPCS exams, can't repeat the same mistake again.

I am going to approach CAT prep books and LSAT material, GRE, GMAT stuff
If there is anything else, please, please help your junior out

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u/Maleficent_Prune6846 — 5 months ago