u/Methylsky

Not from Rivia, but from Slovakia (at least his parents were)

He's the most gentle, friendly sweet potato I've met, but he has Siamese genes and thus he has red eyes, which in this lighting look TERRIFYING.

^(I'm very sure I fixed that typo but meme generator just didn't apply it ffs)

Content of the dream, wrote this upon waking up:

For some reason I was drunk wandering around my old neighborhood at night (it was just a little bit sketch, but in the dream it was dangerous), in pajamas with plush dicks attached to the slippers (those are actually real, I "inherited" them after my sister). For some reason I was talking about RTGame with someone on the phone. I said that "his gimmick isn't that he's a gameplayer or even a comedian, he's a meta-creator". I then had to avoid 4 or 6 sketchy guys  that were just hanging out in late night in front of the block building. I left thanks to a random man walking out one of the entrances which I remembered had an exit on the other side ot the building. I then left and headed home, but also I had to beat a hobo on the way back lmao; after that I explained what happened to my fiance that I just "beat his ass and he'll probably be much nicer to passerbys now...for like 1,5days, cause that's all the time he'll spend in rehab lol". Afterwards I went to a park near a city lake where all the people were up early in the morning (and I, well...) and I was attacked by a water dragon or Gyardos which I was able to defeat because I have caught so many Terraria fish and fish Pokemon, which were apparently gnawing at it while I took hits at it...then I woke up thanking fuck it was only 6AM and I'm working at ten lmaoooo I'm going back to slep