u/Much_Guest_7195

I've been to a few stores and the shelves are almost bare... only a couple varieties and not a lot of good ones.

I’m getting a puppy next month and originally was getting a boy and was planning on naming him Ernie, however now it’s looking like I will be getting a girl!

I still love the idea of a blue jays/baseball themed name - any ideas of what I could name her? I’m not opposed to still naming her Ernie but am also trying to think of other names. I also thought of Hazel or Frankie. Any ideas?

Is this woke? I sure hope not

Ooof, I can't believe this day has come, can't say I'm surprised, though.

My parents have a neighbour that is a huge prick. He's been in multiple disputes with pretty much everyone in the neighbourhood my whole life.

He is an accountant.

The day has come that I have been cc'd on an email from a lawyer I work for to this accountant/neighbour because we have mutual clients. My last run in with this person was... uh... probably like 3 weeks ago after he called the cops for no reason on a 3rd party neighbour. He may or may not have been in earshot when I told the police the guy is a prick and a half and should not be taken seriously when interviewed.

I'm thinking of asking my boss to only BCC me going forward? Should I explain what happened or make up a story how said person and I are deeply closeted and had a bad falling out????

Just spitballjng... any laughs/advice/similar stories would be appreciated.

I have never smelled anything like it.

It's a chemical smell that takes over everything. It is so extremely astringent - sort of like turpentine refined to a perfume without the sweetness. It smells like chewing an ibuprofen tastes.

HR isn't doing anything. They say tell her ourselves.

What would have done differently leading up to the Brexit referendum if you knew then what you knew now?

The Toronto Blue Jays have a Mexican player from Mexico named Brandon Valenzuela.

I feel this is not a common name in Mexico? Am I wrong?

Two times I ran into Mitch Marner while he was on the run (he robbed my dawg )

Here is the first story

So the first time I seen Mitch Marner

Was in February or January of 2021

At the EST Hotel in Etobicoke

Me and my friends we were underage at the time and couldn’t rent a room in our names and didn’t have a credit card so we found some lady in our building to rent us a room under her name we invited some of our boys frm dt and a some girls from scarbz

The night was turnt we covered up the smoke detectors and put wet towels under the door

But their was so much smoke that the towel method was pretty much useless and we just gave up trying and decided we would just give the lady more then enough to cover any fees in the morning

But as the night was progressing

I decide to basically go to the gas station across the street from the hotel and grab captain blacks and whatever brand rolling papers they had

As I’m getting into the elevator I see a tall lanky nigga

And he’s going through it like he’s off the shits slumped over but not all the way basically the way fent addicts do that stupid ass lean but I don’t think bro was off the fent as i go to make sure he was good bro the man had a gun with an extended magazine pointing out he’s pants

At the time I’m like I should just grabbed the gun and book it and probably go back to my ends and try to sell it for like $700 or $800 I didn’t really know how much straps went for back then so if I did it I would have probably sold it for that much and just wasted the money on weed and Uber eats tbh

But I decided not too

anyways the elevator doors open up and he gets out he walks over to a man wearing a dark navy blue jacket black pants a black fitted and a Covid mask and i stare for like 3 seconds and im like that definitely Mitch Marner

Anyways I go to the gas station grab whatever I needed and slid back to the hotel room

Fast forward a a few months after

My boy he messages an escort on leolist and basically comes up with an excuse like hey I’ve only got hundreds do you have change and the escorts basically confirms she has change and our plan was to basically go their and rob her fly back to north York

We didn’t care about cops cause that area fell under 14 division and just didn’t give a fuck because we were willing to try anything as long it wasn’t in our area where our division patrols

Anyways we fly downtown and we end up at 101 Peter Street and it’s one of those new condos where you have to be let in and when you get to the elevators and i didn’t know it but the elevator were weird I had to have a key or fob to get to a floor but a random civilian basically felt bad and didn’t want us to wait and so he just used he’s fob and we press the button of the floor we had to get off at once we get to the floor we message the escort and she tells us the unit number we go to the unit and we turn the corner bro

A door from the stairs opens up and guess who it is fucking Mitch Marner in the same fuckin dark navy blue jacket and fitted hat while hiding he’s face with a Covid mask and he ups a gun on my homie and takes he’s gold chain and basically runs down the stairs

And I can’t lie in that moment I was a bitch I just kind of froze i couldn’t really do much except watch my dawg get robbed

We didn’t want to go down the stairs

Cause it would look like we chasing after him

So we just shook our heads in silence presses the elevator door and cut from their

After we left the building we went to an lc jammed a few bottles flew back to north York and sold some half off to the Chinese man who runs our local convenience store

SideNote:

Their wasn’t no escort it was Mitch Marner pretending to be a working ting to set man’s up

Track Changes is a clunky piece of bullshit. Litera Compare was created by God on the 8th day.

Why can't everyone send each other clean versions and have the receiving party use whatever blackline software they choose?

I'm talking about the guys on the ground in the initial stages setting up the forms etc. I assume they are labourers and not carpenters at that stage?

I'm sick of this shit. If I send a PDF of an invoice, you should just pay it.

If you reply with a link and I have to take extra steps, I should be charging you my minimum 0.5. Let our mutual client see the extra $120 charge because you're a clown.