u/NeLaX44

I can't un-hear it, now that I noticed. Why does he talk this way? It makes him sound actually regarded.

It makes no sense. He 's pulling $0.75 value cards and calling them hits. What is the criteria he is using? I'd love to hear his regarded reasoning on this.

Don't give up, young YouTuber! There's a whale out there for everyone. Yes, even you can have your entire life and future dependent on a single autistic basement dweller. It's true. Just look at old Phil here. If he can do it, you can do it!

I heard about how she sold H and stuff, but I somehow missed this Hornbuckle business. What is that all about?

There will never be a new fighting game that piggy is good at. He's just too old and bad now. He blames it on people knowing the meta, but thats not true.

No one knows the meta of Tokon yet. He got hit with literally 1 basic combo and lost his mind. He is a broken man.

He didnt really practice so he doesn't even realize that most characters in Tokon have an unblockable attack. Thats why he gets hit while blocking, but he blames it on netcode.

He truly is dumb as rocks, and will never enjoy fighting games again. Its awesome.

Edit: I understand there are old heads who are still very good at fighting games. Phil is not one of them. PHIL IS TOO OLD.

Is he stupid? Yes. But even he should be able to figure this one out on his own. Just do 1 big goal for the week or the month, and then you don't have to "lose" and eat shit every other day during the week.

The only explanation is his humiliation kink. He needs to lose in front of everyone to get his weirdo cuck rocks off.