u/Orphankicke4167

(p.s. i am not American and i live near the city of Hradec Králové in Czechia)

so i want it to be overly decorated like gaddafi had it, and i want it to be white, and i want to wear a hat with a rope like thing around it, here are the thing i have on my shopping list:

Sunglasses

a hat with a medium sized brim

rope, a lot of it

a coat, i found a cheap one from a military surplus shop, but I'll have to bleach it and idk how

white pants, with a wide opening at the bottom (?)

idk where to find ornaments

i also intend to use it while filming videos for Instagram, i want to have a recognizable personality online, i intend to do nonsensical videos in a field of wheat near my village that make people go "tf am i watching".

so i was playing a strategy game called HOI4, modded with a alt history mod "red dusk" where ussr survived to see the 2000's, and in the soundtrack of that mod is this song, i feel a sense of familiarity when hearing that, especially the chorus, i think there is a czech (my native language) cover of that song, i think the reason i feel that is because since i was 11, i have a radio in my room in which i listen to when sleeping, and on the program from hour to midnight to 3 am is some dude playing random ass songs (thats how i got sadeness by enigma and czech folk songs on my Spotify favourites) and when i sleep they might have played it a few times and it got engraved in my head, the song is èto govorim my by VIA plamja

i always wondered whats inside, parents either don't know what it is or refuse to tell me, its been blocked since i can remember

edit: im gonna go on a camp soon so i might respond in 2 weeks

What the actual FUCK is wrong with women? what did they do? they are the reason YOU exist, did the commit the holocaust or sum? js go to the gay bar atp.

me and my parents think that my caecum (a organ in the stomach) ruptured, which is life threatening but curable, i lost 8 months of work convincing my parents to ease the parental restrictions because i didnt study enough for a math test (wish me luck) that will decide if i will stay in my school or go to a sped school which i think is a disgrace to me and will make me lose my friends, and my phone has been turned into a useless brick, i am now planning to steal a phone from my dads workshop or asking my friends for a phone

edit: i forgot to also say that i plan to superglue my pc, tv and radio to the table so my parents wont take it away and also the 2 year old lego clock that i was working and researching for a half a year fell from the table and completely disintegrated + grammar