
u/Orphankicke4167

hasnt anyone had a map loading issue where the lcz doesnt have a level 3 keycard, which makes it impossible to traverse thru the map? or am i just stupid?
So I played the game several times on different seeds, and i managed to traverse all of their light containment zones several times without finding a level 3 keycard, i didnt find the clockwork machine either, when i went into noclip+godmode i couldnt even find it either way, and also i found out that the ultimate edition scps werent working, bugged or werent there (like the statue that only scares you or the glasses that make you schizophrenic), i downloaded the ultimate edition reform mod from the steam workshop which i dont know if its the true one since scps werent working, i played 3 games before downloading ue, after 2 games in ultimate edition i checked them and i couldnt find the keys or the machine. is this a bug or am i just not looking hard enough?
When memes have actual effort put into them (for example counting down)
I was making a Alt-Hist scenario where a solar flare hit earth in 2012, causing all electronics to break and I thought "What would the SCP foundation deal with a solar flare destroying all electronics?" (image kinda related)
I know that this will trigger a XK class scenario giving earth -+8 hours before it gets turned into SCP-6959, and also that solar flares are unpredictable and undetectable until it reaches earth, so lets say something told the foundation about a event like this without saying it was a solar flare and they managed to fully "mechanize" before the flare hit, would the foundation give the event an SCP classification? how long would it take the foundation to return earth to the status quo? would they even try to return humanity to the status quo?
edit: i made this map and all countries there have lore
My latest dream, mapped
Phase 1 "Birthday Party"
What happened:
I was a the birthday party of my brother, mom and dad at the same time. There was my little cousin, we started horsing around in a room filled with chairs, after that I went onto a ballroom filled with relatives to grab some food, after that I went down a huge blue slide that went to phase 2, from phase 2 I could see that the ballroom was on top of a huge volcano / reddish mountain.
Explanation of why the phase was like that:
My brother, mom and dad have their birthdays in the same month, so they celebrate it on the same day, we celebrated the birthday at a local bar, my uncle and aunt arrived to the party in a van with their cousin, we are best buds, we were playing games and telling jokes in the van the whole day.
Phase 2 "Autonomous Robot"
What happened:
After going down the slide, a Roblox loading screen flashed saying "AUTONOMOUS ROBOT" with a default thumbnail, after that in a some sort of watching room filled with "players" who were actually normal people, they told me something about the npc behind the wall being sentient (this dream was set in the late 2010's), they were staring at a black wall, at the both ends of the wall were actual windows where the "autonomous robot" could be seen, I managed to get into its containment cell, but all it did was stare at the wall, which was somehow invisible from its side, I reached into my pocket and pulled up a laser pointer from my pocket, I then shined the light at the wall infront of it, it then looked at me and said something like "can you stop flashing this light around?" in Czech, when it looked at me, it had the face of my long dead dad (the dad in phase 1 and dad in phase 2 are not the same dad, I am adopted by my uncle (who is my dad rn) since I was 3 months old bc my parents were poor and my real dad died when I was 10 ), when I got out of its cell I told some guy that it talked to me (which was considered rare since all it only did was stare at a wall), the guy told me that he was the "mod" of this game and I somehow broke the rules by shining the laser pointer, and that I needed to go to hell, I complied and went down a hallway which let to a swimming pool, at the other end of it was the entrance to hell, after I went to hell, I heard my mom say something from behind me, I turned around and asked them if they were telling this to me, they didn't look like my parents and they said no, that they were saying this to their child, after that, I woke up.
Explanation on why this phase was like that:
I honestly have no idea, but I swear there was a urban legend on roblox in the late 2010's about some rogue sentient AI traveling thru games before "breaking" and staying in some random game, staring at a wall.
How it feels having high functioning autism
[WIP] What if the 2012 Solar flare hit earth, i need help with country ideas
Lore:
note: I changed the northern Italian warlords
Serbia
-Far right extremist took over the government and is yearning for the Yugoslav Confederation
Croatia, Bosnia and Slovenia
-They united into a single state out of necessity, The Serbs and the Hungarians want them all dead
Greece
-A right wing Government seized power, prompting the farmers to rise up
Bulgaria
-Due to rise of the far right in the Balkans, many Roma fled to Bulgaria, where they established their own state, this angered the Bulgarians, they overthrew the government and installed a Tsar who will make their country great again
Hungary
-The far right seized power in Hungary and that government swore to end the Hungarian century of humiliation for good, at any moment, the Romanians will take over their fellow people in Koloszvar, this will prompt them to attack the Romanians, but they made a mutual defense pact with the Yugoslavs, a 3 way war in the Balkans in on the horizon
Romania
-When the Hungarians first struck, they took over the Hungarian borderlands and ordered the Hungarians in Cluj to rise up, they did, but they were never reconnected with their homeland. Transnistria took over Moldova after the impact then the farmers rose up in the north, uniting with the Moldovans
Baltics
-Once the impact hit, the civilians started being rebellious, the Baltic nations unified their armies to quell those rebellions, but that unified army grew stronger and stronger until they couldn't hold it.
anything east of the baltics is just bullshit, i might change it later, if there are some inconsistencies like "why is there a [IDEOLOGY]ist country in a place where [IDEOLOGY] is hated?", correct me and i might fix it, then release the full map sometime
SCP-9917 "Unassuming portrait"
NOTE TO MODS: THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT THE MARX PORTRAIT SUMMONING 500 MANPOWER WEEKLY IN HOI4, and also can someone please submit this to the official wiki, idk how to do it
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-9917 is to be kept in a standard locker. Level 4 clearance is required if case someone wants to hang up SCP-9917. All SCP-9917-1 instances are to be tracked down, examined upon, then terminated used as D-Class or MTF Personnel.
Description: SCP-9917 is a portrait of Karl Marx, tests on it show it has been manufactured in 19██ and the text behind the potrait show it has been manufactured in ████████, Soviet Union. When SCP-9917 is hung up on a wall in a building intended for military recruitment, it will summon 500 instances of SCP-9917-1 per week in the settlement the portrait is in, and the surrounding settlements up to 25 kilometres, these entities resemble Humans, they can be male or female and their descent is of that of local origin, all of these instances meet all requirements needed to join the local military, they have the mental capabilities of a average human, all instances of SCP-9917-1 claim to be homeless and to be orphanated at a very young age and are willing to die for the country they were summoned in, after fulfilling "their duty" they will get a job and live a civilian life until they die, they have a life expectancy of a average human.
Addendum-9917-A
SCP-9917 was recovered in ████████, China on ██/██/20██, after local authorities released files regarding military recruitment, those files showed that they were recruiting well above 500 people weekly from ███ 19██ to ███████ 19██, which was not possible at that time. These statistics were later showed on the news and then caught the attention of Site ██, which then later investigated and found out about SCP-9917. Everyone who knew about this were administered amnestics.
How I feel calling my mum after I get into a accident
in this quite disturbing video we can see literal moments before disaster, in this motion picture, we see a feline, identified as MeiMei, complimenting us before getting their pecker shredded to bits by a unknown creature under the bag, for some reason we can't hear its screams, thankfully.
I had the idea of this scenario where the 2012 solar flare hit earth, this is all I managed to think of, can anybody give me ideas and ?
I based most of those borders from pre-2012 elections and geography, here's the explanation on why everything is where it is:
Portugal
-Nationalist seized the south
-The republic has hold of the capital but the north is controlled by the military
-Socialist seized Braga then attacked the Spanish 3rd E. T. G. and is now supporting Galician Liberation army
Spain
-At the time the solar flare hit, the military used the chaos to coup (you're gonna see this word alot) the government and establish a Authoritarian Monarchy
-The people in south didn't like it so they made the Spanish republic, when they elected a far left president, the far right couped the government and the remains stayed up north
-over the years, the Spanish army managed to take back most of their territory
-when Catalonia declared independence, the Spanish and the Catalonians entered negotiations and they managed to agree to join Spain
-Basque and Galicia declared independence because they could (i have no better explanation)
France
-After the solar flare hit, the French overthrew the government and established a leftist government
-The military didn't like that so they established a rival government in the south
-the Parisians went batshit crazy and the French commune lost control of it, they tried to retake it but collapsed
-the rival government started to become more extreme then collapsed
-the French navy managed to stay in Corsica, they are the last remnants of the original French government
Germany
-The federal government improperly dealt with the initial chaos, prompting Bavaria to declare independence, the Reichsburger movement seizing the Rhine and workers in Lower Saxony taking over their factories
-The Sorbs started rebelling a few years after the initial impact, the German army managed to deal with it and negotiated with them
Netherlands
-Nationalist took over and split Belgium to protect it from France
Italy
-Many Christians saw the solar flare as a message from god, they went to Rome and seized it in the name of the pope, the pope condemned their actions causing them to kill their pope and putting a new one on his place
-When Christians seized Rome, the central government collapsed and many warlords to take hold of the peninsula, the remnants of the military reestablished the republic and united the south
-I have no explanation for the upper warlords, they are a subject of change, maybe you could think of a explanation
Austria
-Nationalist seized the government and declared an absolute monarchy and seizing Tyrol
-After a few years the military couped the government and declared a constitutional monarchy
Switzerland
-After the impact, nothing changed, but then corruption started becoming more rampant in Switzerland, escalating into the French part of Switzerland being sold to Lyon, which resulted in a coup by the military
Czechia
-pretty much nothing changed too, but the Silesians annexed Czech Silesia and after Moravians started being rebellious, they made a union state
Poland
-almost same as Czechia, but after their inability to contain the Silesians, the military established a rival government in southeast
if there are some inconsistencies (for example: "why is there a ideologist state in a place where ideology is hated"), correct me and ill make the whole map someday
In this quite humorous motion picture film, we can see a mammal specimen of unknown gender identified as a feline, said feline is looking a bit fabulous today, this picture has been modified, transitioned to a motion picture using controversial technology called "AI" using said technology, it can be
I couldn't find a biology related sub where images could be posted, is this scenario possible?
reddit.comFrom my understanding of the backrooms, this version makes kane pixels version of the backrooms possible to have "levels"
(i only watched the movie and a few lore explanations so idk and sorry for my bad wording English is not my first language)
This version assumes that backrooms is made from the memory of the one entering and its based off of the surrounding area of the entrance, and that is existed before Async, as a extremely rare anomaly, Async just made it more common, which means that backrooms was just an empty black plane, where some objects would fall inside of it, then when animals (dinosaurs and early mammals) started falling in, the backrooms started resembling a endless cave or a very very dense jungle with a roof (the backrooms can't make the sky), as humans evolved and architecture was being made, the backrooms didn't override itself, it just made more rooms which resembled the architecture at the time, the closer person goes to the "center" the more and more back in time you go, the "levels" i talked about are different subsections of it, for example one moment you can be in a "Office" subsection of the backrooms and if you go closer to the "center", you'll be in a "labyrinth" subsection with a minotaur still life, assuming that the ancient greek guy who entered it was a bull shepherd of some kind and the backrooms made a still life of a thing he that brought meaning into his life (herding bulls or smth), the backrooms tries to make the one who got inside feel like its at home, but it fails sometimes.
idk if you understood what i was trying to say, comment me if you want to ask something