u/Pdx_pops

Is it in Riker's bedroom closet?

We here at Starfleet Jupiter Station Holographic Research Labs have teamed up with the Ferenginar Extreme Entertainment and Tranquility Limited Liability Corporation (a.k.a. FEET, LLC) to ensure that you never run out of exciting ways to spend your off-hours when deployed without shore-leave for extended missions. Enter your Bank of Bolias pin# and ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA on any arch to activate. We've unlocked several exciting modes of non-standard play, including:

- Beauty and the Beast-mode: animation of inanimate objects in any pre-1900 English/French countryside manor

- Cue-you: play any Irish pub pool hall from the perspective of the cue stick! Experience being held tightly by the callused hand of someone who probably doesn't have access to toilet paper as they bash your head repeatedly into the cue ball.

- Treevis and Flotter Adult mode: you must be 18+ to enable (or know how to swap isolinear chips 003 & 015 to override parental lockouts). Having wood and getting wet with Treevis and Flotter will have you wondering why Neelix is always talking about this program.

- and more!

As part of this upgrade, we've also implemented new energy conservation techniques that utilize the biofilter contents to make all holodeck generated food, keeping your main EPS grid stress free for the duration of the mission. Enjoy a cup of warm milk or a Petrokian sausage completely guilt free!

What about crooked teeth? Is there a Tokra dental plan?

I'm on my 330th rewatch of SG-1 and I realize there's a possibility of a third gate on Earth. Stargates have proven themselves to be pretty resilient to all kinds of damage. In *The Serpent's Lair* there is a possibility that the gate on Klorel's Hatak survived the joint destruction of both ships. Wherever the debris ended up, there could be a stargate among the remains. In orbit somewhere? On the dark side of the moon? China?

I'd rather use local than not. Is there any such place? Ultimately would like to buy and bring my own Patagonia merch if possible.

I tried to build a Zemax model from the information in the US09869847 patent (which would have been an early design) but looks like either they have left out information or I missed something. Any help would be appreciated!

I bet there'd be a whole lot fewer dead Markab and Pak'ma'ra...

It seems to be all the rage to drive over discarded human skulls, but where are all the femurs???

This seems like a dumb time to be building in general, but especially so when there are big vacant buildings all over already. Does Vancouver have any kind of city planning?

Had some really awful coffee at Petit Provence today and got to talking with a friend about where to find a really good cup of coffee. We prefer dark roast, but she's into decaf and I'm not. Not looking for a coffee shop, but a good restaurant that also knows how to do coffee well.