mission: pasta from scratch

i can totally see two italians crying and screaming "not approved" if they ever see this.

please koi hate mat kro, idk where i went wrong, maybe overcooked it. but this is just for the funs and lols

u/PerformativeNarc — 1 day ago

don't y'all think linc ocean gel is the GOAT?

i was an icse student, and i love using gel pens, but linc oean gel is the best one. it's waterproof, literally fits into most of the pens. and it used to cost less. abhi its 5 Rs. pehle it was 2-3 Rs. school ended, and even after so many years, i still use these refills. they're so good istg.

u/PerformativeNarc — 9 days ago

the most scrumptious burgers (WOH BHI SASTE MEIN)

all this was rs. 181

can you believe that???

and they tasted amazing

u/PerformativeNarc — 14 days ago
▲ 1 r/Laptop

i am having a motherboard problem.

not me. my laptop.

so the tech person said that "motherboard short padh ja raha hai" and for that i need to replace it with a new model motherboard. or i could buy a new laptop. which one is cheaper?

my current laptop is of hp.

if buying one laptop is better, then what should i get? i don't want hp/lenovo anymore. please suggest.

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u/PerformativeNarc — 15 days ago

i am having a motherboard problem.

not me. my laptop.

so the tech person said that "motherboard short padh ja raha hai" and for that i need to replace it with a new model motherboard. or i could buy a new laptop. which one is cheaper?

my current laptop is of hp.

if buying one laptop is better, then what should i get? i don't want hp/lenovo anymore. please suggest.

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u/PerformativeNarc — 15 days ago

I FUCKING HATE AAKASH

i have reasons:

  1. they care more about whether we're wearing their brand t-shirts or not. they dont give a fuck if you don't get into a govt med college, they just care whether you're carrying their blue bag which has their logo stitched in big white letters.

  2. during admission, i provided every fucking information about my mail id and phone number and parents' phone number where i was supposed to receive the test marks via sms. DURING FILLING UP THEY MESSED UP EVERYTHING. put my email id in place of my parents'. FORGOT TO INCLUDE MY PHONE NUMBER. complete irresponsible staff.

  3. the myaakash app is stupid. it doesn't have proper notes. you aren't able to see the score of your practice tests right away. the clas links DONOT SHOW IN THE APP AT ALL.

  4. i left one aakash branch and then they still KEEP CALLING ME FOR NO REASON. EVEN THOUGH I TOLD THEM THAT IM NOT INTERESTED. they call ALL THE TIME AND IN THEIR SAME MONOTONOUS VOICE SAY: "hello ma'am my name is nikhil, am i talking to _____-" and then i cut the call and block the number. THEY ALWAYS FIND A NEW NUMBER TO CALL ME FROM. ITS LIKE RIDICULOUS.

  5. i signed up into their website once to access a PYQ and since then they never fucking stopped contacting me. it's like aakash is my toxic ex that keeps trying to get me back. like, bitch i don't want you stfu.

  6. I just forgot to wear the aakash shirt ONE DAY. and the very fucking day they called my parents and complained about it. stupid institute istg

  7. they refuse to change the teacher even though 90% of the students of the batch don't like how a particular teacher teaches. end me pw se hi online padhna padta hai bhai, kya fayda hai

  8. they do casteism with students' marks and don't clear doubts of people who get less marks wth

idk man if you agree, then react to this

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u/PerformativeNarc — 16 days ago

sign ta pore hashi pache keno janina

emni randomly tulechilam, and now i cannot stop laughing whenever i come across this picture in my gallery

u/PerformativeNarc — 16 days ago

came across these, had no one to give them to, so bought none 💔

there was a time once, jab pura haath bhar jata tha friendship bracelets aur bands mein, but now I don't have anyone to give them to. and no one gives me a friendship band either.

anyhow, happy friendship day to you guys 🧿❤️

u/PerformativeNarc — 20 days ago

which pen would you want to borrow from my pen collection?

the pens i used in my school exams. most of them are empty now, i just kept them for memories. there are more but i didn't wanna brag :p

u/PerformativeNarc — 22 days ago

got something free with a purchase after such a long time

before girl math, there was "mummy iske saath colour pencils free hai, pls kharidne do"

today, i got reminded of that lost childhood, jaha har ek free cheez jyada khushi deti thi hume, from blue pears soap's free lockets, to horlicks ke saath free mugs and exam writing boards, to maggi ke saath free bowl, to free chotta bheem tattoos with toffees, i still have everything with me.

but after that as i grew up, i had completely forgotten about all this childishness to buy things just because it was offering something free with it

pata hai aaj kya hua? aj mujhe woh bachpan ki yaad ayi, when i went to buy one packet of yippee noodles and bhaiya handed me the an orange pencil, said that it was free. so i bought two :)

u/PerformativeNarc — 24 days ago
▲ 0 r/cookingforbeginners+1 crossposts

gonna make tornado omlettes for the first time. tips?

please i wanna succeed in my first try, but i have a feeling that im about to mess up.

what are the tips, which google or youtube won't tell me while im tryna make a tornado egg?

do i have to use chopsticks? or can i do it with a spatula too? helppppp

how much heat is necessary? do i rotate the pan or i do it normally???

tell me please

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u/PerformativeNarc — 27 days ago

dominoooooooos

was spending 280 rs. on it worth it? no (dominos ka quality kharab ho chuka hai thoda sa)

am i full? yes.

p.s. non veg parcel bhi book kiya tha, but that shit's size is soooo small ki photo khichne ka man nhi hua

u/PerformativeNarc — 1 month ago