The tragic tale of Nito, the little cog runner.

There once was a very little man named Nito. In Nito's land, all machines were operated with cogs. Nito was a member of the Cog Runners, a secret organization of very little people whose duty was to keep these machines working. Nito's job was to get inside the cogs and run in them, turning the cogs and ensuring the safe operation of various machines. In his 20 years of work as a Cog Runner, Nito ventured inside machines of many kinds, from cheap, broken kettles sold at one-dollar stores to NASA's most advanced supercomputers.

There were two ground rules all Cog Runners had to obey. First, a Cog Runner must never rest in the middle of a job. Second, they must never, ever be discovered by the bigger people using the machines, or the lives of all Cog Runners would be put at risk. Nito's name was not his real one. It was simply a codename, and his true name was known only to a select few high-ranking Cog Runners. Not even his family was permitted to know it. Nito was able to keep his activities secret for 20 years. But one day, a foolish mistake led to his demise.

One day, Nito was tasked with running in a cog inside an old grandfather clock. The clock stood in the living room of the Johnson family, and on that day, little Jimmy Johnson was playing with his toys there while Mrs. Johnson was making dinner. Nito had been running for five hours straight and was getting tired. "There's no harm in taking a five-minute break," he told himself as he stepped out of the cog and opened a can of soda.

As soon as he stopped running, the clock ceased to tick. Little Jimmy heard the clock go silent and took a closer look. To his amazement, he noticed the tiny man resting and drinking soda.

Jimmy ran to the kitchen to tell his mother. Nito was mortified. Before he could get back into the cog, a small helicopter landed beside him. Out stepped two men in black suits who were huge relative to Nito's size. They grabbed him, loaded him into the helicopter, and flew away. When Jimmy and his mother returned to the living room, they saw no little man inside the clock. Jimmy's mother assumed her son had simply imagined the whole thing.

The helicopter landed outside the headquarters of the Cog Runners. Nito was brought inside and thrown by the guards before none other than the president of the Cog Runners, a man known simply as Cogboss.

"Agent Nito," Cogboss said in a surprisingly deep, reverberating voice for someone only two inches tall. "You broke not one, but both of the Cog Runners' sacred oaths. If my men had not quickly found you and brought you here, our operations would have been put at risk. You have brought shame upon the Cog Runners, and you shall be executed tomorrow."

Nito went pale. He had heard frightening stories about Cog Runners who had been executed in the past and never believed he would find himself in their position. The following morning, Nito tearfully said goodbye to his wife and their two children before being escorted to the execution site.

Nito found himself in a large arena before a cog hanging above a pool of lava. Cogboss was as cold as a cog, and his preferred method of execution was just as cruel. Nito had to get inside the cog and run. Doing so would activate a mechanism that slowly lowered the cog into the lava below. Nito stepped into the cog, took a deep breath, and ran and ran until he finally drowned in the pool of lava.

Nito was buried beneath a pile of cogs. No one knows what his true name was, but those who heard his tragic tale gave him an ironic title: >!Going-in-cog Nito!<

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u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 13 hours ago

There's a very little man named Nito.

Nito gets inside cogs and starts running in them, in order to roll them and operate machines. Nito is just a codename. He has to keep a low profile, or else he'll be executed for failing to hide himself. Without him running inside cogs, machines all around the world would start to malfunction.

No one knows his real name, but those who heard about the existence of this little individual call him "going-in-cog Nito".

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Forticus has three other forms (the special is also out btw for those who want to watch)

They're called Forticus Canon (top), Forticus Stratos (left) and Forticus Gigas (right), and are related to each one of his hosts. Gigas is also pretty much Ultraman.

u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 5 days ago
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Happy Hour and Sad Hour

A man walks into a bar at midnight. He asks the bartender "How much for a pint?" The bartender answers "It's usually 10$, but 12 AM is Happy Hour so it'll only cost you 5$". The man buys a glass of beer and continues partying.

At 4AM, the man decides to have one last glass of beer before going home. He hands the bartender a 10$ bill and asks for another pint. The bartender tells him "I'm sorry, but 4 AM is Sad Hour, so a pint will cost you 20$ now".

"That's just cheap!" Says the man. "And how is 4 AM even a sad hour?"

"It will be a sad hour when you come back home and explain to your wife why you stayed out so late."

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u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 11 days ago
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My back was feeling sore, so I booked an appointment with a Chiropraptor

I realized I made a typo only when I got there and had to dig its bones out of the ground.

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u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 12 days ago

If a Kamen Rider uses a different Driver to access a different form, do you still consider it the same Rider?

This is something that interested me for a long while, and I wondered what others in this sub think about it. I'm not talking about stuff like Zero-Two, Next Faiz/Kaixa and the recent Kamen Rider G7. They act as upgrade forms for their users, but since their names don't follow the same pattern as these Riders' default form (i.e. Next Faiz instead of Faiz Next, G7 instead of G3-7, etc.) they're actually different Riders.

However, Riders like Genm, Cross-Z, Vulcan and others used different Drivers to access different forms, which follow the usual pattern used to name their forms (i.e. Genm Action Gamer and Genm Zombie Gamer, Vulcan Shooting Wolf and Vulcan Lone Wolf, etc).

Then there's Valen, whose Valenbuster and Vrastumgear forms are considered to be the same Rider, but follow different naming schemes (Valen Chocodon Form and Valen Frappe Custom).

What do you guys think?

u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 14 days ago

It was Jimmy the Bee's first day at the kindergarten.

Through the whole day, Jimmy was pricking other bees with his stinger, spilling honey everywhere and buzzing loudly during nap time. When his mother came to pick him up, the teacher told her "Your son needs to learn how to beehive".

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u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 16 days ago
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I have a weird fetish: I like to stick my penis inside the holes in the middle of CDs.

Today my girlfriend caught me doing this to the disc of an 2009 Pixar movie.

I think I fucked Up.

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u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 18 days ago

So what was even those two ships' reason to exist other than making more money?

I don't mind recolors, and I think Ark Gavarion is an amazing one, but the dark versions of Saber and Drill are nothing worth buying, especially since the regular Saber looks better on Ark Gavarion than the dark one. Heck, in the show their Emorgears didn't combine with Ark Gavarion, and now that it's destroyed I doubt we'll ever see those two again. (That said, the standby sounds that play when you combine them with Ark are cool).

u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 19 days ago

Why does Gozyuger have so much Premium Bandai DX releases?

Gozyuger has 8 Premium Bandai exclusive DX toys (Dark WolfDecalibur 50, TegaSword Origin, Talking BearKuma 50, TegaNagure, TegaJune and Blank Rings Set, golden Sentai Rings Set, Garyu-Decalibur 50 and Black OrcaBooster 5050).

For comparison, Kiramager has 1 (Yodon Changer), Zenkaiger has 2 (Diecast Sentai Gears and Geartozinger), Donbrothers has 3 (Noto Brace, Ninjark Sword and Black Onitaijin), King-Ohger has 3 (OhgerCalibur ZERO, King-Ohger ZERO and Tarantula Abyss) and Boonboomger has 1 (Boonboom Killer Robo and Boonboom Danger Set). I'm only counting DX releases, not Minipla, Memorial Editions, minifigs and DX items packaged with DVDs for VS movies.

With so many P-Bandai exclusives, Gozyuger feels like an even bigger cash-grab than other Sentai series. Is there any confirmed reason why does it have so many P-Bandai releases?

u/Prestigious_Bad_7646 — 1 month ago