I had a dream where the Carpenters, Sabrina Carpenter and a literal carpenter released a single together
It was just Yesterday Once More, Espresso and carpenter working sounds playing at the same time.
It was just Yesterday Once More, Espresso and carpenter working sounds playing at the same time.
Since Gavan Infinity is getting a V-Cinext movie starring Infinity, Raiya and the new Gavan Eterniry, I hope there'll be another movie that focuses on Setsuna and expands on his backstory. My idea for the story is that Setsuna returns to the planet where he was made and confronts his manufacturers, with one of the villains being an android of the model that replaced him. It would also be cool to learn more about his past as a soldier and his relationship with the woman that gave him his name. What do you guys think?
Her period cramps were making the job painful. While moving some boxes, she found a golden lamp and rubbed it. A genie came out and told her that he can grant her one wish.
"Ugh... I wish there were no periods." Said the woman.
"Your wish is granted Now we're all going to sound restless while speaking Don't you think it was a bad idea?"
I am a 20 years old, heterosexual guy, and a high-functioning autistic. I have been thinking for the last few hours about asexuality and if I'm on that spectrum. Honestly, this is quite surprising, considering I get a new crush almost every month. I don't even remember what triggered this thought even though it was very recent.
Why I think I might be on the asexuality spectrum:
Why I don't think I might be on the asexuality spectrum:
So, what do you think? Am I asexual or not? And sorry if I offend anyone. I don't know shit about asexuality so I may have gotten a few things wrong here. This is unintentional.
A knuckle sandwich
Another cannibal joins them, and a burnt naked woman's corpse is sitting on his erect penis. "Ew! Get this away from here!" Said the chief. "Why? You asked me to bring kebab."
I saw a post like that in r/shitpostcrusaders so I wanted to make one here too. Here are a few examples:
* An amnesiac cook goes against God's plan and kills his angels.
* A journalist stands in the way of a guy who just wants to save his dying little sister.
* A drummer is part of an organization that dedicates itself to killing members of the local wildlife with loud music, and also recruits child soldiers.
* Grandma's boy ruins any chance for peace between humans and aliens.
* A homeless man finds a dismembered hand, uses it to abuse animals and steal money.
I (50M) live together with eight other mercenaries. Recently, two of them (fake names), Mechanic (52M) and Doctor (??M) have created a teleporter. It's a machine that can transport objects and people from one place to another. My partners have been using it to get alcohol for Friday nights. I've been using it to teleport bread. I love bread.
Three days ago, Mechanic and Doctor discovered that teleported bread starts growing tumors. It enraged it and I lashed out on Reconnaissance Specialist (23M), but Mechanic told me to calm down, and that I can still teleport bread. Since we all had only three days to live (it was really grim, but at least I had my dying wish granted and got a bucket), I decided to spent my final moments teleporting bread.
So today, Doctor realized that the tumors are not dangerous and that we won't die. Mechanic told us that everything should be okay as long as no one teleports any bread. When I told him that I did nothing but teleport bread for three days (to be fair, he told me that I can do that), he and Doctor got angry. We also had to deal with a mutant bread monster. Though we defeated the bread, Doctor and Mechanic don't let me use the teleporter anymore. AITA?
They fee, fi, fo, fumble every date.
I am 20 years old, male. I work in an office where we help people with financial problems. In about a month I'll leave this place and go to university. I was never very social while I was in school, so I'm excited to finally go there. Unfortunately, I think that this excitement is affecting my enjoyment of my current job.
I work every day from 8:00 to 14:00, but sometimes, while helping someone, I have to stay a few minutes later. Recently it has become much more frequent. When I have to stay late, I grow anxious and angry. I keep it in so that I won't lash out on my co-workers and/or make a fool of myself, but it's painful to keep it in. Today was the last straw that led me to write this post. I had to stay another hour.
I know I can't tell someone in trouble that they'll have to wait because I have to go home now. I don't even have a good reason to go back home. I do have dog training classes on Mondays and martial arts classes on Tuesdays, but they both happen hours after I finish work, so it's not like I'd miss them.
How do I stop worrying and getting angry whenever I have to stay late?
A few days ago, I thought about how some Super Sentai series could work as Kamen Rider shows. I wrote a reimagination of Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger, which is very similar in tone to Rider, as a Kamen Rider show. Hopefully this will become a series of posts (I might do the same thing with Boonboomger next). Unfortunately I'm not coinfident in my drawing skills so I didn't draw anything listed below. Anyways, here's the concept:
The Riders are named after their respective kingdoms (Kamen Rider Shugodom, Kamen Rider NKosopa, Kamen Rider Ishabana, Kamen Rider Gokkan and Kamen Rider Toufu), and are based on the five main King-Ohgers. They use the Shugodriver (which is similar to the grip of the OhgerCalibur) to transform. The collective device is the Shugod Souls, which resemble their crystalized appearance in King-Ohger but have switches on them, making them similar to both the OhgerCalibur and the Astroswitches. They still use the OhgerCalibur and King's Weapon as their weapons, and the Calibur interacts with the Shugod Souls. Their backstories are the same as in the Sentai, and the Shugods still exist, but they can't combine into King-Ohger.
The Riders can use auxiliary Shugod souls to transform into other bug-based forms. There are Shugod Souls for all of the Shugods in King-Ohger. Shugodom's first upgrade, which can also be used by the other Riders but not as frequently, is Kamen Rider [Rider name here] Legend, which is accessed with either the God Kabuto, God Scorpion or God Hopper Shugod souls and equip them with their weapons.
Kamen Rider Lord Shugodom is OhKuwagata Ohger's counterpart. He uses the Lord Shugodriver, a recolor of the Shugodriver, to transform, and the OhgerCalibur ZERO and King's Weapon as weapons.
Jeramie is an elusive and unpredictable character, so I decided to give him the Mashin Chaser, Night Rogue and Valvarad treatment: He starts as the pseudo-Rider Spider Kumonos. Despite the name, it looks different from the Ranger in King-Ohger, and instead looks like a cross between a Rider and a Bugnarok, emphasizing his nature as a human-Bugnarok hybrid. He uses the Venomix Shooter as a transformation device and weapon. After the timeskip, Yanma build the Kumonos Driver, which he uses with the Kumonos Keys to transform into Kamen Rider Kumonos. The Kumonos Driver can be detached from its buckle and extends into the Kumonoslayer.
In addition to the Legend forms mentioned above, Shugodom has two, exclusive enchanted forms. The first, accessed by inserting the Venomix Shooter in the Shugodriver, fuses him with Kumonos and is called Kamen Rider Extreme Shugodom. The second, Kamen Rider King Shugodom, is the counterpart for King Kuwagata Ohger, and is accessed using a hive-like Shugod Soul. It gives him the powers of all Shugods as well as the Ohger CrownLance.
The Bugnarok and Uchu are both the same as in Sentai, but have human forms. And since Dagded is a parasitic sea bear, he spends most of the series possessing other people before obtaining his body.
Haven't really thought about it a lot, but there'll be two movie Riders based on Reiniol Husty and Evil King Gira. Both use the Lord Shugodriver to transform.
Instead of mutilating his opponents when it's time to finish them, he would instead tell them that victory will give them no satisfaction as all of their achievements will be erased in the heat death of the universe, causing them to burst out crying. The announcer fittingly says Mentality instead of Fatality when it happens.
He loves to screw drivers.