NOT-CHOS RECIPE
Costco chipotle chicken (precooked & chopped)
Low carb protein chios
4oz cheddar cheese
Diced, Avocado, Tomato, onion, cilantro
Salsa
Hot Sauce
Sour cream
Top chips with cheese & chicken nuke it 90 seconds
Throw everything else on!
Thai basil pork with fried egg
Ingredients
1 lb ground meat
1 cup fresh basil (holy or thai if you can find it)
½ onion, chopped
5–6 cloves garlic, chopped
1 handful peppers, chopped (Thai peppers)
Green beans oe broccoli (not traditional)
½ cup broth
2 tbsp oil
Sauce Mixture:
2 tbsp Thai seasoning sauce ( soy sauce)
1 tbsp dark soy sauce
2 tbsp Thai oyster sauce
2 tsp fish sauce
1.5 tsp sugar
1 tsp bouillon powder
1 tsp MSG
Whisk together the Thai seasoning sauce, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, fish sauce, sugar, broth, bouillon powder, and MSG in a small bowl
Sauté Aromatics: Heat 2 tbsp of oil in a pan or wok over medium-high heat. Add the chopped onions, garlic, and peppers. Cook for 2–3 minutes until fragrant, then remove them from the pan and set aside.
Brown the Meat: Add the ground meat to the same preheated pan. Smash it down until it fills the pan.
Let it sear for 2-3 Mins. Then flip and chop it up
Throw everything else in except the basil saute for 3 minutes
Remove from heat, Stir in the fresh basil
Serve with rice.. I'm on keto so I used chopped broc stem.
Defenders please tell us why we're wrong, if your favorite spot is mentioned.
I'll start.
Blue Bamboo
Haven't had anything from there that didn't taste like chinese takout at a much higher price
Enzas
Been several times, never had anything memorable.
It seems to be slowly dying but has lots of.green on it. Thoughts?
Ingredients
1 lb ground meat
1 cup fresh basil (holy or thai if you can find it)
½ onion, chopped
5–6 cloves garlic, chopped
1 handful peppers, chopped (Thai peppers)
Medium head of broccoli cut into small spears
Sauce Mixture:
2 tbsp Thai seasoning sauce ( soy sauce)
1 tbsp dark soy sauce
2 tbsp Thai oyster sauce
2 tsp fish sauce
1.5 tsp sugar
½ cup broth
1 tsp bouillon powder
1 tsp MSG
2 tbsp oil
Whisk together the Thai seasoning sauce, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, fish sauce, sugar, broth, bouillon powder, and MSG in a small bowl
Sauté Aromatics: Heat 2 tbsp of oil in a pan or wok over medium-high heat. Add the chopped onions, garlic, and peppers. Cook for 2–3 minutes until fragrant, then remove them from the pan and set aside.
Brown the Meat: Add the ground meat to the same pan and chop
Throw everything else in except the basil saute for 3 minutes
Stir in the fresh basil during the last minute of cooking
Since we're all posting out Pad krapaos the last few weeks here's mine!
Used my caramelized onion cubes and smashed the patties into them, then I added seasoned salt, pepper, cavenders greek seasoning, and a tiny bit of MSG.... DELICIOUS!! I know I lose points for the plate :(
If you didn't see my food hacks post on making the onions here it is!
What kind of stunad car dealership allows some Shkifooza salewoman to take multi hour long test drives with clients to bang them on boats. What ever happened there. I've said my piece Crissy
Prices have dropped. Called to get a price match since it was $250 lower than when I booked. Was told this offer wasn't available but to keep checking. Confused I was like why isnt it available I'm looking right at it on your website. Her response. Oh thats for new bookings. Still confused. I said you're supposed to price match if it's before the final payment. Oh thats not a casino offer. Ma'am Im looking right at it. It says hot streak casino offer. Nope wouldn't budge just said that's not available for your booking. Hung up and callled back. Next rep price matched it right away with no question. Someone crap in her corn flakes? What advantage to her is declining it.
Just a reminder that if you hit a wall with one agent just hang up and try again!
5 lbs of onions, several hours, 14 cubes 😭
5lbs of onions, several hours. 14 cubes 😭
Regular oven at 550 with pizza stone.
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Made a pizza with Toum (lebanese garlic dip) under the sauce. Also used buffalo mozzarella and toasted crumbled pepperoni. Came out great!
Not to mention the insane amount of butter she's using on that grilled cheese..... disgusting
Having read some of this communities posts, I felt enticed to submit my own trip report. 7 days, great stay, not as adventurous as most of you gents. I flew in from Phuket, I was staying in Rawai and made a stop to Patong on my way to the airport. Bags in storage, I was off to see my massage girl I nicknamed "Fuck Machine", and score some premium buds from Lokal Apothecary. You may be asking yourself, who goes to fuck town (pattaya) prefucked? I gotta tell you, Fuck Machine really knew how to use her body. She would get on top and get me there rather quickly, compared to my usual 30 min + sessions. Definitely worth the stop. All relaxed, I head to the airport. I land in Upatao airport after a ride in a rather old and small Bangkok airways plane, but it got us there. First night I'm kinda tired, I just chill. Second night I stroll around LK metro, Bukhao, Soi 6, and then Beach Rd. It was really just a recon mission, but then I spot this petite cutie on Beach rd, and she smiles and waves me over. I hadn't really put all my crap away at the condo, so I definitely wasn't going there. I remembered Josh's rec. (Thai life Chronicles) For Pattaya full love inn, roughly 300B later and we're in, hey Aircon that's nice! We cool off the room and off we go, wow this girl is tight. Like boxer grip tight! About twenty minutes in I look down and see blood on the sheets. I pull out and it's all over my dick! I rip off the rubber and head to the shower. She shows me a translation on her phone that says. Sorry I haven't had sex in a while and that happens. I was like OH! OK, I thought it was your period, she shakes her head, no. She spends the next 20 minutes scrubbing the sheets with the bar of soap from the bathroom and a towel, while naked. It was kind of hot watching her tight little body while she did it. She actually got them clean, wow! After that I motion gesture for a hand job and she says no more boom boom? I pause for a sec and then say sure! It's like a two in one, no? Back at it to completion. She's 26 btw, just so I don't get those people thinking she was an underage virgin or something. Well fellas, I stuck with her. Everyday I would go for a walk and recon some potentials only to come back to my condo and text her to come over. She was pretty, cute, sweet, and well the boxer thing. My god, she was tighter than a Mumbai subway train during rush hour! Frankly, I just didnt want to deal with the headaches. Bar fines, negotiations, and then get the, you come yet? Every two minutes.
She made it so easy, never asked for extra money, no sob stories, and took it with no complaints for over 45 minutes in one session. I'm gonna miss ya Pattaya, I'll be back. Did I do it right?
Can I say how terrible this food court is? Holly molly. Green curry, kinda bland but edible. Protein, I ate it. Decided to try my hand at panang few stalls over. Wow, just terrible. I'm not sure what part of the chicken that was supposed to be. Grissly tough chewing mess. I literally got up and just walked away after two bites. Maybe I just got unlucky, but will be avoiding that place for a while.