u/Racentour

I’m 28M and never had a girlfriend or had sex. I’m average height, average weight, but have a (please, please, please bear with me) very handsome face. Part of me wishes I were unattractive so I could at least have an explanation to my dad. I literally stopped speaking to him because of how embarrassing it is that I’m “wasting his face” and the fact that he looooveeeeessss the “girlfriend?” question.

What I need advice on is how do I overcome this fear of speaking to women irl? I get the signals all the time that they’d like me to come over and talk to them (staring then looking away when caught, tapping her friend with her elbow, adjusting her pants if she’s thick etc), but I chicken out like a bitch.

I’m much bolder online, but the gag? I’m one of those unfortunate cases of good looking irl, hideous in pics. The online dating has been filled with so much rejection, that it’s affected my real life self esteem, which of course makes it even more difficult to approach women.

I’d greatly appreciate any tips on conversation starters. Maybe even podcasts or books that you guys listen to for affirmations or anything really. Thanks in advance, guys.

I’m 28M and never had a girlfriend or had sex. I’m average height, average weight, but have a (please, please, please bear with me) very handsome face. Part of me wishes I were unattractive so I could at least have an explanation to my dad. I literally stopped speaking to him because of how embarrassing it is that I’m “wasting his face” and the fact that he looooveeeeessss the “girlfriend?” question.

What I need advice on is how do I overcome this fear of speaking to women irl? I get the signals all the time that they’d like me to come over and talk to them (staring then looking away when caught, tapping her friend with her elbow, adjusting her pants if she’s thick etc), but I chicken out like a bitch.

I’m much bolder online, but the gag? I’m one of those unfortunate cases of good looking irl, hideous in pics. The online dating has been filled with so much rejection, that it’s affected my real life self esteem, which of course makes it even more difficult to approach women.

I’d greatly appreciate any tips on conversation starters. Maybe even podcasts or books that you guys listen to for affirmations or anything really. Thanks in advance, guys.

I’m 28M and never had a girlfriend or had sex. I’m average height, average weight, but have a (please, please, please bear with me) very handsome face. Part of me wishes I were unattractive so I could at least have an explanation to my dad. I literally stopped speaking to him because of how embarrassing it is that I’m “wasting his face” and the fact that he looooveeeeessss the “girlfriend?” question.

What I need advice on is how do I overcome this fear of speaking to women irl? I get the signals all the time that they’d like me to come over and talk to them (staring then looking away when caught, tapping her friend with her elbow, adjusting her pants if she’s thick etc), but I chicken out like a bitch.

I’m much bolder online, but the gag? I’m one of those unfortunate cases of good looking irl, hideous in pics. The online dating has been filled with so much rejection, that it’s affected my real life self esteem, which of course makes it even more difficult to approach women.

I’d greatly appreciate any tips on conversation starters. Maybe even podcasts or books that you guys listen to for affirmations or anything really. Thanks in advance, guys.

I’m 28M and never had a girlfriend or had sex. I’m average height, average weight, but have a (please, please, please bear with me) very handsome face. Part of me wishes I were unattractive so I could at least have an explanation to my dad. I literally stopped speaking to him because of how embarrassing it is that I’m “wasting his face” and the fact that he looooveeeeessss the “girlfriend?” question.

What I need advice on is how do I overcome this fear of speaking to women irl? I get the signals all the time that they’d like me to come over and talk to them (staring then looking away when caught, tapping her friend with her elbow, adjusting her pants if she’s thick etc), but I chicken out like a bitch.

I’m much bolder online, but the gag? I’m one of those unfortunate cases of good looking irl, hideous in pics. The online dating has been filled with so much rejection, that it’s affected my real life self esteem, which of course makes it even more difficult to approach women.

I’d greatly appreciate any tips on conversation starters. Maybe even podcasts or books that you guys listen to for affirmations or anything really. Thanks in advance, guys.

P.I.S.S.E.D. (Pretending I’m Strong, Supporting Eshgham’s Departure)

The better man won, stole her heart fair and square, she’s a bit of a handful, I just hope you’re prepared. I want her to be happyy, so I’ll share some adviice, when you pour her tequila, she needs three cubes of ice. Be careful what you feed her, she’s allergic to shellfish, poke her left outer thigh, when she needs epinephrine. When she’s reading a novel, that’s her time to herself, nothing else even matters, til it’s back on the shelf. 74 degrees, how she likes the apartmeent, anything less than that, then our girl gets to barkin’. Yes I know she’s a LADY, but she’s misunderstood, she may act like a princess, but she needs her hair pulled. And she might be a headache, but she’s also a DRUG, treat her right she gon heal you, treat her wrong best of luck. Kiss her forehead and TELL HERRR, that she makes you COMPLETE, if you don’t she’ll replace youu, and you’ll end up like me.