In defense of the wittle boys.

In defense of the wittle boys.

If the hoes don’t want to date me then they’re dumb. Young men LIKE ME are more emotionally regulated and empathetic and totally kind and normal and not at all unhinged. FUCK ME OR I WILL POST AGAIN IN YOUR PRECIOUS SUB.

u/Rose_Army_ — 3 days ago

A VA Woman Went to Get Her Eyebrows Done, but She Mentioned Being Jewish and All Hell Broke Loose

The video is in the link. Pretty absurd to be happening in Virginia of all places.

townhall.com
u/Rose_Army_ — 3 days ago

I love dating highly militant and strategic men. War cosplay gets me so hot.

I fear General Patton would have worked on me.
Was he loud, wildly intense, deeply problematic, and operating at an ego level normally reserved for minor deities? Yes.

But then he’d show up in riding boots with ivory-handled pistols, start yelling about discipline and offensive maneuver, say something completely unhinged about defeating the enemy, and suddenly I’m like, “Let me slob on your knob, sir.” He could command my Privates.

The confidence. The audacity. The commitment to the bit. The absolute refusal to enter a room at a normal emotional volume. We could smash on top of a terrain model kit, just moving all the pieces around and dripping love juice on all the ground forces. 🤤🤤🤤 Give me a flanking maneuver, General Daddy. I need a battalion sized butt plug.

I’m not saying I could have fixed him. I’m saying I would have made the historically irresponsible decision to see what happened. Like if he did a pass and review on my body, I’d be at full attention. For real. 🫡

u/Rose_Army_ — 6 days ago

I went to a nudist event and other people weren’t nude enough. And men exist!

There were TERRIBLE DIRTY ROTTEN MEN there who dared to attend a nude event and looked at the nude people doing an event nude to garner attention. HOW DARE THEY. Men ruin everything. We were just trying to be nude and not be looked at despite the whole intent of the event allegedly about being nude so that we gain visibility and attention. Like it was supposed to be a spectacle sooooo….WHY WOULD THEY ALLOW SPECTATORS.

u/Rose_Army_ — 8 days ago

Am I overreacting? My boyfriend keeps existing/breathing in the same room as me.

He’s so kind, wonderful and supportive. But the problem is…he keeps breathing when he’s in the same room as me. Like I’ll just be in the house and then BAM! Out of nowhere, he’s existing and breathing. It’s like really scary and I think a form of psychological torture. Would I be overreacting if I put a bell on him like he’s a cat and demanded that he hold his breath until I notify him he can breathe? Like we’re supposed to go on a trip next month and I don’t know if I can handle him existing near me. Ughhh, it’s giving me the major ick even though I totally love him so much. What do I do girlies?

u/Rose_Army_ — 20 days ago

I don’t even want friends anymore because everybody in Tennessee falls in love with or wants to fuck me.

They just all fall crazy in love with me because I’m so amazing but I have no friends. Why don’t I have any friends? They just all want to fuck me but they also love me. But nobody likes me and I have no friends. I’m like so quirky and weird and I don’t even want friends because then they’d all fall in love with me or want to fuck me.

u/Rose_Army_ — 22 days ago

Whatcha know about Brunswick?

Any thoughts on Brunswick? What are the hidden gems, places to avoid, etc.? Any insight on further development or new things coming to the area?

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u/Rose_Army_ — 23 days ago

Stabbing of Jewish man in NYC "appears to be antisemitic"—Council speaker

Suspect is 51-year-old Raul Morales. According to victim and witness statements, said that "Morales yelled 'Allahu Akbar' during both attacks," and the department is "evaluating whether this is a potential hate crime."

newsweek.com
u/Rose_Army_ — 28 days ago
▲ 50 r/ConservativeNewsWeb+2 crossposts

If ICE is literally the gestapo how can we organize to help undocumented people escape?

Seeing as its literally 1930s Germany and history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes what can I do to help some poor undocumented family escape?

Does anyone have a factory in Canada who can employ some of them like Oskar Shindler?

Maybe there are friendly countries that can issue visas to these persecuted refugees?

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u/Few_Palpitation3889 — 29 days ago

She’s redesigning the golf experience with her supppper advanced pattern recognition. ChatGPT word salad and hopefully a lifetime ban from whatever club this is.

u/Rose_Army_ — 1 month ago

Imagine trashing your blouse and then discovering this civilian took your crusty ass uniform home with her to cosplay in the mirror, do push ups in it and daydream about getting yelled at by Drill Sergeants. Direct commission boot things. Yikesss.

u/Rose_Army_ — 1 month ago

This dude is wild. The occasional nonsensical crash outs interspersed with memes about…well, you can read it yourself.

u/Rose_Army_ — 1 month ago

So brave. We’re all on the edge of our seats for your super thought provoking ChatGPT word salad, dude!

u/Rose_Army_ — 1 month ago