Roast My Idea: A “dead simple” CRM for people who hate CRMs
I’ve been thinking about how many freelancers, consultants, solo founders, and tiny agencies technically need a CRM but absolutely hate using one.
Most CRMs seem to grow into the same thing:
- 40 different fields
- Sales pipelines
- Automations
- Lead scoring
- Reports
- Integrations
- A dashboard that looks like you're running Salesforce for a Fortune 500 company
But a lot of small operators really just need to remember:
Who is this person?
When did I last talk to them?
What did we talk about?
What am I supposed to do next?
So the idea is an intentionally tiny CRM.
Add a person/company, write notes, set a next action, and move on.
The app would automatically build a timeline of your relationship with them:
- First contact
- Emails/meeting notes
- Quotes or proposals sent
- Follow-ups
- Important context
- Next action
The main screen wouldn't be a giant sales dashboard.
It would basically say:
These are the 7 people you should probably talk to today.
Maybe AI could summarize long histories or suggest follow-ups, but I'd specifically avoid turning "AI CRM" into the selling point.
The entire pitch would be:
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My concern is obvious: there are already approximately 9 billion CRMs.
So roast it.
Is simplicity actually enough differentiation here, or is this just another stripped-down CRM that eventually adds features until it becomes the thing it was supposed to replace?
And if you currently don't use a CRM even though you probably should, why not?