Cheating in ranked

Its estimated that 30 percent of high rank lobbies in siege are using some sort of cheats, input or otherwise.

I have to sincerly say, actually put the controller down. Use your skill or get the fuck out. Its a hollow achievement to cheat your way to the top. Some of us are litterally training this game just for dickheads like you to hold a rank you do not deserve because your using input, dma or whatever youre using. You are not as skilled as you think you are and i pray your account gets banned. I myself just played 2 ranked games against two different wall hackers and i have to say, what fucking joy is there in ranking up if it was not by your own skill?

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 11 days ago

Qbits?

I have googled this. I do not understand how a bit can be in two simultaneous states.

Is this schrodingers computer? Can some explain to me in an analogy how the heck quantim bits work

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 15 days ago

How does file compressing work?

I dont understand how programs like winrar can make a file take up less disc space..how the hell does a gig become 500 mb for example? Its still a gig

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 16 days ago

I miss og ac pre ac origins days

For reference I have been playing since 1 in 2007.

This franchise was my favorite and than they did the whole rebrand thing during origins, and dont get wrong I still loved ac origins it was great.

But odessy felt vert very very repetitive, still fun but repetitive

Valhalla i did not like as much

I hate ac mirage. I bought it when it came out and the combat to me was stupid, i kept getting glued to ledges and killed with out trying to parkour.

But I miss the old school ac that wasnt a grind fest, or if it was a grind fest....it was fucking fun. Like brotherhood. Rebuilding roma, the assassins. One shop at a time. Saving florins and feeling like rightoues retribution. Or ac black flag, still my favorite one even though it had nothing to do with assassins creed. Building your ship, bein a pirate. And the kick in the balls at the end that kenway wasted his true tresure for something as worthless as gold.

Can we get those devs back, those story writers back. Please?

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 4 months ago
▲ 69 r/Spanish

Just for those struggling

I swear to god, for two years ive done it all. Played video games in spanish, tried to watch movies. Actuslly studied.

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Do you know what got me learning faster than all that? I met a girl. She dont speak english. Swear to god being forced to converse in spanish was like fast tracking.

And thats when i realized, if you wanna speak a language. Man speak it. Mess up alot, learn as you go. But its way faster and better because if you say something that doesnt make sense they will tell you on the spot.

Thats my two cents

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 4 months ago

I have a problem

Dude if i see console i dont have, I buy it immediatly. Im frugal with my money but not for my collection. If i see a CIB i dont have, which kidney you want?

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Ive spent like 600 this weekend expanding my collection. Im not mad, i just know i should be smarter with my money. But then i see my collection and im like "oh yeah, worth it. Same time next week?"

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 4 months ago
▲ 22 r/skyrim

Enchanting might be the best skill

First time doing an enchantment max on a charachter. Dog, items i normally would have been like "Oh wow, 15 percent bonus sneak?!" Now i throw them in the chest. Because I have a suit with 40 percrnt sneak on all applying peices. I can put two enchantments on one piece. Im hilariously overprepared for any situation.

Did stealth archery fail and now this guy wants to stab me? Put on my health ring and necklace. Oh my ring does 40 percent more one handed damage so now allow me to pull out my life siphon and flame damage sword.

Its ridiculously overpowered

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 5 months ago

Welp im addicted

This game feels like an old school rpg without the clunkiness. My fucking dream as a child was to be free of those god awful controls. Its my nightmare as an adult.

I shit you not I played for a second. It was 12 hours. Straight. Get up, piss. Crack beer. Fucking take that god damn quarry. Die. Cook meat. Fucking take that god dam quarry. Get up piss. Crack beer. Play story mission.

I look up.

Motherfucker its midnight. I played for 12 straight hours. Holy shit. What the fuck is this game? Heroin?

None the less fuck my responsibilities as an adult. I have to farm the red bois for loot and break into a mental institution and figure out how to get around this forest where children keep fucking shooting me with roofies so i can get a bounty for 25 bucks. This game is the modern day earth bound of that i am certain.

Side note why do these kids have unlimited roofy darts? You little shit im trying to beat a man half to death and turn him in for 25 bucks. Stop druging me please.

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 5 months ago
▲ 22 r/Spanish

Why can I listen better when drunk?

I have a simple issue, When im like 4 beers and up. Dude i dont even need to understand everything you just said. Ill take like three words and your body language and run with that shit and its usually right.

I cant do that sober. Bro ill freeze at como estas.

Pero cuando yo bebo, no mames quey, dame una fria. Cual es tu nombre mamacita!

The duality of man bro i want to apply my brazen drunken confidence to language all the time. How do i do that?

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 5 months ago

Yall downvoting shit for no reason. On god get some wet ass pussy ya life. Eh i dont care i just like fucling with average redditors

Cry about it just know zuchini said suck my fat d**k

Touch grass

Talk to a girl

Eh we all know you wont.

Spend forty minuts on a quetz and wont take ten minutes to go outside and talk to a real woman lookin ass.

Greasy ass dude

How long them behemoth gates take champ?

Eh downvote away just know this. I. Mister zuchini. Said fuck you. Suck my d**k. Cleft pallet having ass. Dry dick having ass. No bitches havin ass. Sup par rig havin ass. Lick em good. These balls? Lick em up. Good boy.

u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 6 months ago

I sank a couple thousand hours into ark evolved and this is my first run of ark ascended. Man I just miss when ark first dropped. There were no cryopods. Moving dinos for a bossfight was an all hands on deck, get the quetz get the raft. Two teams moving with tedious care and attention. It was stressfull and fun at the same time. The logistics of it all.

Now you just go to the cryo fridge. Man i miss those days

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u/Silver-Zucchini-9901 — 6 months ago