u/Solenopsis00

Where The Fuck Is My Khan's Guards, Munchug?

Where The Fuck Is My Khan's Guards, Munchug?

I don't want this living trash you're giving me. I want the Guards, not anything else.

Fucking idiot, I am going to kill him later in the game.

Not giving me the unit that I so wanted was a blunder on his part, I will kill him and his entire family.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 hours ago

Isn't This Kind Of A Double Edged Sword?

I mean we say if you lose a battle, now the enemy will get more wounded and their strength will recover faster.

u/Solenopsis00 — 4 hours ago

How Does This Not Count As A Cruel Deed?

Look at these men, they are villagers, peasants, fleeing peasants and this armored rider is finishing them off with a bow.

How am I not considered cruel for literally chasing down peasants who tries to flee the battlefield?

u/Solenopsis00 — 1 day ago

This Mf Trying To Get Away From Capture

Those puppy eyes, that greeting like I'm an old friend.

No, not going to work, she is going to the dungeon.

u/Solenopsis00 — 1 day ago

Dozens Of Hours And This Is The First Time The Leader Praised Me When I Asked To Become A Vassal

Why? Why did it happen this time but not the other times?

u/Solenopsis00 — 1 day ago

I Just Lost Half The Empire...

Tier 5 troops, so many of them gone. I won the battle but it was a pyrrhic victory. My army is still formidable but not how it once was.

I lost so much.

If I only had more horses and it didn't rain, I would have won a great victory.

u/Solenopsis00 — 1 day ago
▲ 0 r/Steam

Are They Serious?

I play 3 games, all autistic strategy games and when I buy another game, I turn out to never play it so I just refund it.

I am not using it to try out games for free.

Is this only a threat for people to stop using it that way or are they actually serious?

u/Solenopsis00 — 1 day ago

Symbols Have Changed

I could not help but notice that the symbols in the left bottom corner is different.

Does anyone know why?

I don't use any mods.

u/Solenopsis00 — 2 days ago

Can I Change The Interior?

As You Know, Vlandia is known for it's knights, it's gallant lifestyle, it's nobility.

This does not look like a French war hero knight's place, it is something a Norse jarl would live in.

Stupid Derthert can't even give me a proper place, I am so going to kill him later in the game.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 days ago

Will He Says This If You Haven't Pulled Your Weight?

Everyone's favorite character here, Derther, said that I would be missed if I chose to leave the mercenary contract and I just want to know if this is because I did a lot of things or if it's a normal dialogue.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 days ago

I Swear, I Am Going To Behead This Mf

This is the fourth time that he has approached me and complained about my raiding.

He's pissing me off, I literally go into villages and cut down untrained civilians and he doesn't care but when I steal their stuff, then he gets angry.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 days ago

A Shield Has Always Been A Good Idea

It must be terrifying, shooting arrows at an approaching wall.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 days ago

I Don't Want The Damn Empire

Leave me be, I beg, remove me from the stupid succession.

I don't want the HRE, I will be nothing more than a figurehead who has to fix 10000000000000000000 revolts every fucking minute.

u/Solenopsis00 — 3 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/Bannerlord

I Fucking Hate This Banner Designer

I wanted to make Austria but I can't, I can't make Austria since the banner designer is just horrendous.

I have been so privileged with CK3 because their banner making is wonderful.

Then I come to Bannerlord and I just want to cry.

A banner is literally what makes a dynasty, an army distinct.

u/Solenopsis00 — 4 days ago

This Village Can Not Be THAT Important

It's a dogshit militia and some locals but more they have literally been mass recruited.

Guess the Empire is tired of their villages getting raided.

u/Solenopsis00 — 4 days ago

Curse This Feeble Horde

It's archers, a whole bunch of archers, shooting at my tightly packed wall of infantry, blocking these nonstop arrows.

u/Solenopsis00 — 5 days ago

This Has To Be A Fucking War Crime

I come into some village protected by a basically untrained militia, I deploy my trained and armored veterans and slaughter the villagers.

Then after I am raiding the village, taking their herds and gold, leaving nothing left.

u/Solenopsis00 — 6 days ago

Why Can't You Just Lie?

He knows your name, not your face so by saying that you're just some mercenaries or something, wouldn't they just let you go?

u/Solenopsis00 — 6 days ago

I Made Budget Caesar Who Hunts Criminal Gangs With His Army For A Living

Here I am, no friends, no girlfriend but an extreme knowledge of history and an obsession with military strategy.

I love my life.

u/Solenopsis00 — 6 days ago