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For the next chapter of KnY-themed memes of football... I gotta admit, Haaland is a beast.

For mods: Even with mark, Giyu is still not max power Akaza lvl.

I lost the original author, but I remember this and wanted to repost.

Not counting marks.

- Movement: Pretty much the running speed chart, tho Mitsuri ate before her analysis was gathered. Obanai slithers, but I don't think he's higher than 7 anyway. Sound Breathing is a branch of Thunder and relies on leg power, so Tengen being first makes sense.

- Attack: Shinobu traded all her other (lacking) stats for attack speed in quick bursts, and Mitsuri has great tempo building with her whip slashes. Gyomei and Sanemi showed to move their weapon pretty fast against Kokushibo, but I think they're that fast even before HTA, and Wind Breathing also relies on high speed.

Tengen was used as benchmark for attack speed to hype Mitsuri, so he should at the very least above the base hashiras who appeared before (even tho I view Shinobu as having faster attacks). Giyu is relative to Sanemi but uses more defense and adaptability than brute speed. I'm kinda vibing on Obanai and Kyojuro (especially with Kyojuro cuz Akaza wasn't using his total power), and Muichiro had lackluster performance against Gyokko and his attacks weren't landing (except for the baiting)

- Reflexes: Gyomei is a veteran with insane hearing senses and a ton of experience, he got this. Sanemi has enhanced senses by experience statements, and he's a Giyu rival. As for Tengen, he's a veteran and got hearing and echolocation praised by Gyutaro. Obanai has Kaburamaru, Kyojuro faced Akaza but like I said, he wasn't in his total power, and Shinobu mostly reacted to basic toying Doma attacks but she's at least in the Corps for longer than he bottom 2. Finally, while the bottom two are the ones who became hashiras just recently, I view Muichiro exceeding Mitsuri by a bit, due to his prodigy instincts and quicker assertion.

Overall fastest of all:

If I had to pick... It would be Gyomei. He's good in everything.

That's it. Any objections?

Brazil vs Norway is gonna be intense btw.

For mods: Marked Muichiro > Tengen > Unmarked Muichiro.

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- Aang: Wind Breathing (I assume he would probably modify this style into a less violent, more defensive approach).

- Katara: Water Breathing (and later on Moon Breathing if it's full moon).

- Sokka: Sound Breathing (assuming he can use breathing and is not a breathless fighter like Genya).

- Toph: Stone Breathing (btw did you notice how Seismic sense is very similar to Beast Breathing 7th Form: Spatial Awareness?).

- Suki: Flower Breathing (assuming she can use breathing and is not breathless).

- Zuko: Flame Breathing (and later on Sun Breathing after training with the dragons).

For mods (just to make sure): Zenitsu 7th and Final Kanao > Gyutaro.

Next chapter of the KnY+Football joke posts, and here we have...

Both have a ton of potential!

Instead, they both collapse, as he's a rookie upper moon who has chances of going down after large poison amounts into his body, just a few seconds after killing an exhausted Shinobu with black lightning spam.

We mock him, we diss him, but really, he's above Akaza, he's Upper 2, only Kokushibo is above him in the Kizuki line-up, just wait for him to get serious to see an absolute stomp for 95% of the slayer cast. Most slayers become popscicle pretty quickly.

Like, he's that easy to land hits? Just wait for him to get serious.

- Tanjiro vs Kris.

- Inosuke vs Susie.

- Zenitsu vs Ralsei.

- Kanao vs Noelle.

- Genya vs Lancer.

- Nezuko vs Frisk.

I recently asked how far can he go in the Twelve Kizuki line-up gauntlet (Rui -> Enmu -> Kaigaku -> GyuDaki -> Gyokko -> Nakime -> Hantengu -> Akaza -> Doma -> Kokushibo), but a few commenters said he's not reaching the UMs or that he's losing to even Rui of all people.

Some can explain pls? I don't know JJK as much as KnY, but I'm used to see claims that those of JJK characters soloing the verse (like Sukuna or Satoru) or at the very least challenging upper moons... but then we have Megumi losing to a lower moon?

I get it, Megumi has a ton of unleashed potential and is pretty (over)hyped on such trait, being Grade 2 which is iirc considered higher than average... but I mean, Rui victim? Does he get hax diffed? Is he too weak to cut the neck? Or is simply speedblitzed by Rui's strings or some shit?

I'm actually curious for the reason of such claim of Rui winning or similar ones.