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Just a paranormal jeans.

When it comes to summer in Vegas, the only way out is through.

The good news is, you're halfway there. Yee-haw! To mark the midpoint of Vegas's most miserably inhospitable season, we're offering special, two-week only TOO DAMN HOT promo for our favorite locals. Save up to 50% on tickets to any performance of Atomic Saloon Show.

But you've gotta act fast. Like summer itself, this deal won't last. You must book by August 16. So treat yourself and a loved one (or more, smoke 'em if you've got 'em) to an evening at the horniest, wildest, funniest, most unforgettable show in Vegas, for less, because we love you.

"What started out as an appetizer turned into an impromptu performance and an incredible shared experience—an entire room full of delighted adults laughing and clapping and opening wide for flying mini-mozzarella balls." - Will Guidera

Light blue.

..You have my Word.

The.

Are you eating at a fun restaurant? Going to a day club? Seeing a concert? Tell everyone and show off what you're doing this weekend in Las Vegas!

Velcrows

but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

What's a good show that's currently streaming to fall asleep to? Nothing over-the-top and a show that you can rewatch while not needing to be fully invested in.

Probable caws.

Ground beef.