
u/TaxComprehensive6201

fucking piece of shit OS can't get anything right
why is it so fucking complicated to properly use bluetooth on winslop 11?? uninstall bluetooth drivers because fuck you something doesnt work, restart your computer, hope some black magic fuckery happens, 50/50 chance it'll work. rinse and repeat
voice of radio free neruda;;;;youhave been trolled by le dank 🅱️eanos 🅱️oi 😂😂😂💯
Smoking/vaping bull semen to increase testosterone
both testosterone and sperm are produced in the balls, so some testosterone is in the semen during ejaculation, and by huffing it that testosterone is absorbed in your lungs, bypassing your liver. im out of high school but i took an econ class where we had to propose business ideas and i presented a boring ass shitty one but i wish this was my project back then. the laughter would have been uproarious and glorious and epic and septic
you will;;;;; reach damnn nirvana chud
GTA 7 WILL be playable on a disc
hello fans, john rockstar here. since i got some backlash for gta 6 being a code in a box, i decided to make gta 7 disc only. it will be playable on the PS2 and launch in 2059.
-john
(GTA 6 will now be canceled since i need to focus development on gta 7, new GTA 5 online updates coming soon.)
yo'ure is runing away from; dank reddit didy 🅱️oi 😂🫱💯
leaked headphones for GTA 7
hi guys, john rockstar here. I've decided that when GTA 7 finally launches in 2039 you are required to wear these piss headphones. the protagonist has to piss every couple hours (every couple of minutes)
the headphones will be connected to the players urethra and you'll have to drink and piss at the same time as the protagonist or else the game will uninstall itself and become unplayable. i hope this teaser got you excited for the game.
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-john
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ihave damn secret forbidden balls knowledge those who know;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ☠️☠️☠️☠️(only 0.1% will understand 💀)
you r slopvertisment is roach ; damn fuked,,
WE ARE THE SOLDIERS OF THE IDF
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We are the soldiers of the IDF
The world's most moral army
And we have discovered a solution to
A most perplexing quandary
The human shield, when a terrorist hides behind
A human shield, what do you do? Let the terrorists go
Well, we say no, human shields are expendable
Because they're animals, so we propose to go and
Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Wеll, they ain't human, so it's really okay
To shoot the shiеlds, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Now, do your duty, shoot 'em right in the face
Patrollin' Gaza the other day
I shot a human shield as she kneeled down to pray
One more terrorist shield out of the way
Oy vey, let's par-tay
Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
No, they ain't human, yeah, we blow them away
To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Boy, do your duty, come on, don't be ashamed
I was drivin' my Merkavah tank
A half a dozen shields got stuck under my tread
I'm not sure if all of them were dead
But I'll go back again and
Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Yeah, they ain't human, so there's nothing to pay
To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Now, do us proud and put that kid in the grave
I was flyin' my F-35
I bombed a hundred shields, not one terrorist died
That ain't what I call no war crime
No way, it's fine to
Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
They can't be human, 'cause I don't feel a thing
To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
Oh, it ain't murder, pal, whatever they say
I tortured prisoners with sodomy
All my friends and neighbors came and started to cheer me
Isn't that a heartwarming story?
Like family, supportively we
Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
No, they ain't human, no, you don't need to think
To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
You pull that trigger, don't you dare hesitate
To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
If they surrender or are running away
Shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields
The human shields
And this is how we prevent antisemitism
We shoot the shields
Is there a mod that changes the UI to look like a Playstation controller?
Basically the title. The steam version uses the xbox controller icons when playing with a controller.