fucking piece of shit OS can't get anything right

why is it so fucking complicated to properly use bluetooth on winslop 11?? uninstall bluetooth drivers because fuck you something doesnt work, restart your computer, hope some black magic fuckery happens, 50/50 chance it'll work. rinse and repeat

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 — 2 days ago

Smoking/vaping bull semen to increase testosterone

both testosterone and sperm are produced in the balls, so some testosterone is in the semen during ejaculation, and by huffing it that testosterone is absorbed in your lungs, bypassing your liver. im out of high school but i took an econ class where we had to propose business ideas and i presented a boring ass shitty one but i wish this was my project back then. the laughter would have been uproarious and glorious and epic and septic

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 — 10 days ago
▲ 4 r/GTA7

GTA 7 WILL be playable on a disc

hello fans, john rockstar here. since i got some backlash for gta 6 being a code in a box, i decided to make gta 7 disc only. it will be playable on the PS2 and launch in 2059.

-john

(GTA 6 will now be canceled since i need to focus development on gta 7, new GTA 5 online updates coming soon.)

u/TaxComprehensive6201 — 13 days ago
▲ 153 r/GTA7

leaked headphones for GTA 7

hi guys, john rockstar here. I've decided that when GTA 7 finally launches in 2039 you are required to wear these piss headphones. the protagonist has to piss every couple hours (every couple of minutes)

the headphones will be connected to the players urethra and you'll have to drink and piss at the same time as the protagonist or else the game will uninstall itself and become unplayable. i hope this teaser got you excited for the game.

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-john

u/TaxComprehensive6201 — 19 days ago

WE ARE THE SOLDIERS OF THE IDF

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We are the soldiers of the IDF

The world's most moral army

And we have discovered a solution to

A most perplexing quandary

The human shield, when a terrorist hides behind

A human shield, what do you do? Let the terrorists go

Well, we say no, human shields are expendable

Because they're animals, so we propose to go and

Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Wеll, they ain't human, so it's really okay

To shoot the shiеlds, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Now, do your duty, shoot 'em right in the face

Patrollin' Gaza the other day

I shot a human shield as she kneeled down to pray

One more terrorist shield out of the way

Oy vey, let's par-tay

Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

No, they ain't human, yeah, we blow them away

To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Boy, do your duty, come on, don't be ashamed

I was drivin' my Merkavah tank

A half a dozen shields got stuck under my tread

I'm not sure if all of them were dead

But I'll go back again and

Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Yeah, they ain't human, so there's nothing to pay

To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Now, do us proud and put that kid in the grave

I was flyin' my F-35

I bombed a hundred shields, not one terrorist died

That ain't what I call no war crime

No way, it's fine to

Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

They can't be human, 'cause I don't feel a thing

To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

Oh, it ain't murder, pal, whatever they say

I tortured prisoners with sodomy

All my friends and neighbors came and started to cheer me

Isn't that a heartwarming story?

Like family, supportively we

Shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

No, they ain't human, no, you don't need to think

To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

You pull that trigger, don't you dare hesitate

To shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

If they surrender or are running away

Shoot the shields, shoot the shields, we should shoot the shields

The human shields

And this is how we prevent antisemitism

We shoot the shields

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 — 1 month ago