Iceborne is so fun! There hasn’t been a single monster I’ve struggled with that lon-

Iceborne is so fun! There hasn’t been a single monster I’ve struggled with that lon-

Guess.

u/Temprest48 — 2 days ago

Longer socks method

1: If you play soccer, you’re very in luck. Just ask for some longer socks. You’ll probably get knee highs.

2: if it’s winter, just ask for longer socks because you feel cold. Also if you live in a cold country just ask for some (you’ll probably have some though)

That’s really it. Just some methods for yall.

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u/Temprest48 — 10 days ago

DO NOT BE LIKE THIS MAN!

Please spread this info across the billboards of your jjs server.

id: 122409992634470

u/Temprest48 — 11 days ago

did you ever hear the tragedy of Ript the Optimizer?

I thought not. It’s not a story the bug testers would tell you. Ript was an optimizer of AO so powerful and wise that he could use AI to optimize the game beyond comprehension. He reduced server load by 35%, but every update spawned seventeen new bugs. Cannonballs became fish, ships achieved low orbit, and fixing one bug somehow created three more. Ironically, he could optimize everyone else’s game… but not his own...

Credits to u/student-chemical for the idea.

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u/Temprest48 — 1 month ago

Put some respect on shadow magic 😭

i swear half the ao community acts like a magic is trash if it doesn’t have a synergy. Shadow players are out here getting told “Oh your magic is awful it has no synergy” “don’t use shadow even though it looks cool” “What does it synergize with?

Damage. It synergizes with damage. Not every magic needs 17 excel spreadsheets explaining every single effect that they can give the opps. We don’t need to apply bleeding, then charred, summon the ancient spirits, then sacrifice a goat under a blood moon for a 6.9420% damage increase

sometimes you just want to hit somebody really, REALLY hard. And shadow does exactly that. Like dude, you can absolutely DELETE someone’s health bar with shadow. One second someone has full hp, now they lost 700.

“Erm, metal magic does more damage 🤓”

METAL HITS LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN. IT ALSO MOVES LIKE ONE. PRESS SHIFT!!!

“Oh hurr durr shadow bad for PvP no synergy” wanna know what it does have?
1: Insane aura
2: Good speed
3: Great damage FOR that speed.
4: And the most important: consistent damage.

PLEASE PUT SOME RESPECT ON SHADOW MAGIC. ITS AWESOME!!!

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u/Temprest48 — 1 month ago