u/Temprest48

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WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE HIS SPECIAL TWICE. HE CAN INSTANTLY RUN AWAY

“Oh there’s an anti run stop whining” THE ANTI RUN IS DOGSHIT.

IM GENUINELY FLICKING MY CAMERA AROUND JUST ATTEMPTING TO BLOCK HIS SHITTY ASS MOVES. AND M1S BECAUSE THERE IS NO COUNTERPLAY INVOLVED WITH THEM. WHY THE FUCK DO 3 OF HIS MOVES BLOCK BREAK??? WHY? WHY DOES HE GET 2 SIDE DASHES? WHY DOES HIS SPECIAL SEND HIM 17 LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM ME?

“Oh self projection! You’re just bad!” SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST DO SOME MATH. JUST USE SPECIAL TWICE, RUN NORMALLY, WAIT TILL BAR GOES DOWN, USE SPECIAL, RUN AGAIN!

LIKE IS TZE STUPID? PLEASE REWORK HIS KIT OR JUST DELETE HIM! YOU CANT EVEN NERF HIM! EVEN IF YOU NERFED HIM AS MUCH AS YUJI HED STILL BE FUCKING BUSTED!!!

OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ULT.. DONT GET ME STARTED…

WHY THE FUCK DOES HIS ULT HAVE A DOMAIN THATS LIKE MALEVOLENT SHRINE BUT WORSE? WITH MALEVOLENT SHRINE YOU CAN BLOCK AND DODGE. (Until you get to 1 hp) BUT WITH THIS BITCH YOU CANT EVEN THINK OF BLOCKING BECAUSE HE HAS 3 BLOCK BREAKERS.

YOU CANT EVEN THINK OF DODGING BECUASE YOU TAKE 50% OF YOUR HEALTH BAR

“ERM HIS COMBOS ARE GREEN ASF.” YEAH. HE ALSO HAS A 30% DAMAGE PROC. WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?

IS TZE FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED? LIKE WHAT WAS HE THINKING ADDING HIM???

FUCK HARUTA. HE REQUIRES THE IQ OF A 7 YEAR OLD TO EVEN USE HIM. WHY DOES HE HAVE 70 COMBO INTERRUPTIONS? WHY? WHY DOES HIS ULT STUNLOCK YOU AND LET HIM RESTOCK ALL HIS MIRACLES? WHY DOES EVERY MOVE DO 20% OF YOUR HEALTHBAR??

FUCK YOU TZE. FUCK YOU FOR ADDING THIS GUY.

I FUCKING HATE HIM. EVERY TIME I SEE A FILTHY DISGUSTING LITTLE HARUTA MAIN I WANT TO REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN, GRAB HIM, AND PUNCH HIS 7 YEAR OLD STUPID ASS FACE UNTIL ITS UNRECOGNIZABLE

WHY THE HELL DO ALL HIS FUCKING MOVES MAKE MY COMBOS NONEXISTENT? WHY DO THEY ALL TAKE AWAY 20% OF MY HP?

THIS BUM DOESNT DRAIN YOUR HEALTH BAR. HE DRAINS YOUR PATIENCE BAR. AFTER 5 SECONDS OF LOOKING AT THESE BUMMY CHUDS WHO SPEND 7 SECONDS OUTSIDE A YEAR YOU WANT TO SLIME THEM OUT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL WAS TZE MAKING WHEN THINKING ABOUT THIS BUM AND HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK HES SKILLED?

HIS ENTIRE MOVESET REVOLVES AROUND “RUN, HIT YOU, RUN AGAIN, CANCEL YOUR COMBO, DO 100% OF YOUR HP, TBAG YOU, THEN SPAM EZ” AS IF THEY ARENT PLAYING THE MOST UNSKILLED CHARACTER IN THE FUCKING GAME.

Just ignore him when he’s mouthing 👄😡 off. Don’t let him get under👇 your skin.

Kinichhhh 🟢👾 I dare you 🫵 to release me and say that to my face!!! 😡

game release/Megumi half finished: this is the yayoi period. Basically ancient history.

Mahoraga development to mahito 1st awk finished: this is the heian period. It was lowkey peak jjs. It was skilled but not sweaty.

mahito finished to choso in dev: this is the kamakura period.

choso finished to todo in dev: this is the muromachi period. It’s alright but god the stray plasma waves were WORSE than the stray purples.

Todo finished to mech ult existing: this is the sengoku era. It was HELL. The mech old m1s still give me ptsd…

mechamaru finished AND m1 nerf: this is the Meiji period. It was lowkey kinda chill without getting pulverized by mechs everyday.

Nanami in dev to ryu half finished: Taisho period. It’s not THAT old.

Ryu finished to Reggie star in dev: Reiwa period. It’s literally where we are today.

PLEASE state clips correctly in TikTok/yt shorts comments. Not every clip is the heian period.

Edit: yayoi is NOT the yaoi period. It’s a real Japanese period from 300 BC to 300 AD.

Feel free to correct this theory as I'm not that versed in genshin lore. This is my first one and I'm trying to learn proper theorycrafting. Zoom in to see the writing if ur screen is small :D

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