I would start a NTBTS tour, if I lived in Toronto
I would rent the apartment from the web series.
It would start at 10AM, in the apartment. On a white board to piano music, we would come up with a plan for booking a lunch at the Rivoli.
How? ...We start a band.
The tour bus would look like the RV.
We would take a band photo at Sears.
But, then we realize we don't know how to get to the Rivoli.
We would go up the CN tower, to try and see the Rivoli from up high.
A camera crew would tape us, the entire time.
We'd visit locations along the way.
We would visit the museum, and everyone would bring one piece of a display, which we'd secretly build, then smash the glass, and grab the printed out Google maps instructions to drive to the Rivoli.
We'd sneak into Now Magazine, to get a Rivoli gift card.
Then we'd pick up Matt Johnson (the athlete, not the filmmaker), and do a Q&A, where he gets to ask us about Nirvanna the Band and we blown his mind.
And it ends with lunch at the Rivoli.