can anyone tell me what this says?

I love this video and for the life of me I can’t translate it because it’s so fast, is anyone here cool enough to understand this speed?

u/ThePolicyMind — 16 days ago
▲ 223 r/Aberdeen

Man attacked woman and slapped my mum in the face!

Me and my mum were driving home when we saw a man dragging a woman by her hair. We immediately called the police, and I got out to help her and bring her into our car.

As I was bringing her into the car, the man started charging towards me.

He then became aggressive and started hitting my mum’s car.

He grabbed the car door, pulled it open, and punched my mum in the face.

We drove around the area and came back to see if we could tell the police if he was still there.

When we came back, he picked up a huge boulder, roughly the size of three bricks, and threw it at our car. We hit the pedals and barely managed to avoid it.

The man’s description: white male, around 25 years old, approximately 5’7, average build, dark brown hair, with dark brown stubble and slightly more hair around his moustache area (but not a full moustache).

You cannot clearly see his face in the video, but I wanted to share this in case anyone recognises the description.

He was extremely aggressive, and I would warn anyone who sees him to stay far away and do not approach him.

The woman told us she genuinely had no idea who he was and said she believed he may have been on drugs.

We have made an official police report but they haven’t caught him yet.

u/ThePolicyMind — 19 days ago
▲ 94 r/RBI2

Body part on the side of the road?

I’m hoping someone might be able to help identify what this could be.

I’ve driven past this spot a few times today and noticed this object on the side of the road.

At first glance, it looked strange enough that I wondered if it could possibly be something concerning, so I took some photos and reported it to the police.

They were interested in the photos and said they would have a look.

I don’t think it’s likely to be a person or anything serious, but it has a very flat, fleshy/meaty appearance and I genuinely can’t figure out what it is. Even if it turns out to be completely harmless, I thought it was better to report it than ignore it.
Does anyone have any ideas what this could be?

u/ThePolicyMind — 19 days ago
▲ 20 r/PaymoneyWubby+1 crossposts

What’s a nickname I can give to my friend who is ginger, autistic, can’t swim, and likes science

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/ThePolicyMind — 21 days ago
▲ 1.7k r/Scotland

Saw this on the train yesterday.. is this real..?

I’m Scottish and I’m always on trains and NEVER have I seen a bagpipe practice room, is it a joke or is it serious? I mean id expect nothing less from this beautiful country

u/ThePolicyMind — 29 days ago
▲ 205 r/Hair

Bad haircut help me!!

Why do hairdressers never seem to listen to what they’re asked to do? Before anyone says I should’ve spoken up, I’m autistic and I frequently go mute under stress. The second I saw her cutting it much shorter than we’d agreed, I completely froze. I couldn’t get the words out, and even now I feel guilty and rude for complaining. I’m 16 and I start college for the first time in a month, and I’ve been crying and panicking because this haircut is genuinely horrific to me. I actually know how to style hair and I’m usually really good at it, but only when it’s the length I was expecting. I’ve had every length of hair, including a pixie cut, and it was the worst decision of my life because I was severely bullied for it. I even told my hairdresser about the bullying before she started cutting, which is exactly why I didn’t want it this short. Now it’s brought all those memories back and I honestly don’t understand why she would cut so much off after I’d explained everything. I would never have chosen to have my hair this short and I know I’m not really asking much of a question I just need to tell anyone I need some kind of reassurance, it’s also layered at the back but you can barely see it because it only looked nice with the length I wanted.

u/ThePolicyMind — 1 month ago
▲ 117 r/AMA

I’m 16F and I know morse code fluently! AMA

I’m completely fluent in morse code and I think it’s quite a boring or useless skill, I think it’s pretty cool but whenever I tell anyone about it they look at me like I’m weird, so maybe some people on here will find it cool and potentially have some cool questions! Ask away!

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u/ThePolicyMind — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/piano

A little video with my playing in the background :)

Hi everyone, I'm 16 and last time I posted on this sub I got a lot of mean critique about my hands when I posted an actual playing video, I'm aware my hands look a little odd when I play, and I cannot help it, so I hope you enjoy my playing in the background instead :)

I learnt this today in 10 Minutes!

u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago

Found a baby bird having seizures

Live in country side and RSPCA will NOT come out this far, he has had a seizure, he’s currently stable now and is fluffed up sleeping into himself, I believe he’s a goldfinch, no clue how old, I have no idea what to do, but apparently this species of bird commonly get conditions that cause seizures, I want to hold him in my hand and comfort him in his possible last moments but my dad says to keep him in the box, I’m a huge animal empath and I want to save all of them 😭

u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago

Found this walkman (and phones) in an abandoned caravan from 2012 (identity check needed)

Would love if someone could tell me what year this is from, also it's so unbelievably clean it was hidden in a box in the caravan, don't worry everything was just rotting anyway so I didn't technically steal it, I think it will absolutely switch on if I get a battery and some of my tapes as I actually own a 1980s walkman that was fresh from the box and works perfectly, also found some old brick Phones and was wondering if anyone could help identify/ tell me how knackered they are and if I could by a miracle replace the battery get a charger and turn them on, questions are welcome!

u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago

Found these old phones in an abandoned caravan from 2012, can anyone tell me how knackered they are and if they could possibly be saved, and if they are cool or not lol

And possibly if I could sell them?

u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago
▲ 266 r/retrotech+1 crossposts

My grandma is moving house and she let me keep this 1980s Motorola brick

It’s so awesome I wish it still worked

u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago
▲ 21 r/Advice

I (17F, normal) need help creating the funniest and most ridiculous surprise possible for my best friend (17M, ginger) for his 18th birthday.

My current idea is to show up unannounced at his house, get his mum to send him downstairs, and have him open the door to find me standing there in a giant inflatable dinosaur costume, blasting a birthday song from a speaker, while handing him either a stupid looking cake or two Big Macs because he loves McDonald’s.

Just wanted to add that we’ve known each other for 10+ years and basically grew up together. I love him a lot and he has seen me through my ups and downs and I’ve known him my entire life and I want to show him how much I care about him because I genuinely see him as my brother.

I’m open to changes in the costume and honestly open to tweaks from all angles if there are better, funnier, or more unhinged ideas.

The problem is, I feel like this can be even better.

He finds really stupid, random humour hilarious, so I’m looking for ideas that are chaotic, unexpected, and memorable. I’m open to improving the plan or scrapping it entirely if there’s something better.

The birthday is May 3rd next year, so I’ve got plenty of time to plan it properly.

What’s the funniest advice/ideas you’ve got?

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u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago

I (17F, normal) need help creating the funniest and most ridiculous surprise possible for my best friend (17M, ginger) for his 18th birthday.

My current idea is to show up unannounced at his house, get his mum to send him downstairs, and have him open the door to find me standing there in a giant inflatable dinosaur costume, blasting a birthday song from a speaker, while presenting either a stupid-looking cake or two Big Macs because he loves McDonald’s.

We’ve known each other for 10+ years, so I really want this to be something properly memorable and over the top.

I’m open to changes in the costume and honestly open to tweaks from all angles if there are better, funnier, or more unhinged ideas.

The problem is, I feel like this can be even better.

He’s the type of person who finds completely random, stupid humour hilarious, so I’m looking for ideas that are funny, chaotic, unexpected, and memorable. I’m open to improving my current plan or scrapping it entirely if someone has an even dumber idea.

The birthday isn’t until May 3rd next year, so I have plenty of time to plan, prepare, and potentially make this significantly more ridiculous.

What’s the crappiest birthday surprise you’ve got?

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u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago

Why does string spin around itself the closer it gets?

This isn’t really an intellectual question but I pulled a bit of string out of my shirt and while I was holding each end of it with both hands I noticed that every time it gets closer together it suddenly starts spinning around itself really fast, can a smart person please explain why this happens because I’m a nerd and I need to know the why behind literally everything, it won’t let me put photos of it for some reason so if you need context and an actual photo of it happening feel free to DM me!

Thanks!!

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u/ThePolicyMind — 2 months ago