ULPT: Need to rehome your pet? Post an ad acting like the worst owner ever
Nobody wants to give up their pet. I would never give up my pet. But if you need free sympathy, traction, and clicks to get your pet noticed faster, try posting an ad as if you're a villain in a kids movie.
"Need to get rid of this cat before a bachelor party in Tijuana" or "Stupid thing gets water on the floor when it drinks. I tried punishing it and taking the water away but nothing is working. Needs to go."
Someone with a tender heart will scoop them up and treat your sweet little companion like it deserves.