u/corazondecristal

did i intrigue you? so much so that you found it within you to open this post? wow ive already lured you in hehe. but dont worry im not evil in any sense. i actually have a heart of gold. ask my five beautiful exes! anyways, you wanna find out more about how amazing, smart, funny, and cheeky i am? no way, am i really that intriguing? your attention flatters me! let me repay the favor with some engaging and enlightening conversation. but im not that easy hehe. text me the word “slinky” if youre down. cause im down. whatever. ttyl 💋💋

so if i wanna become a nys resident, am i allowed at all to leave the state for a whole year? even if it is just for a week or two? also would being a student in college really affect my chances of becoming a resident?

my dream partner would basically be a pet for me. he would be sweet, caring, and easily jealous. he would hate it if i spent any time for anybody else but him. he would do anything jn his power to have my attention. he would always be a call away. he would always text as fast as possible. his heart would be so beautiful. he would get anxious without me. he would not go to sleep unless he knew i was okay. he would frequently tell me how much i mean to him and how much he appreciates me. he would be more mature and smarter than me. just thinking ab my manufactured husband

im super cool and awesome and also maybe a little sleepy uh oh. you should totally keep me up because i am a little tired. did i already mention im sleepy? anyways i cant believe youre still reading. i mean isnt me stalling such a drag, but i suppose authors use the moment to squeeze and do exposition and what not. youre not really getting to know much more about me through this post unfortunately hehe. the only way you can do that is if you can text me the word “cheese.” text you soon?

edit: i seriously got over 100 responses there is seriously no way im going to respond to that many people what the hellllll

they did pay the rental fee for the time allotted but they never returned the item. should i contact local authorities? if so how and what should i report it as. please help!!!

edit: their fb account is deleted or they blocked me smfh

always left alone to my thoughts at night so i stay up, wake up too early feeling anxious, cant go back to bed. get me out of this rut. i have no where to turn. all the stress turns to self pleasure through lust, gluttony, and retail therapy. motivate me. touch my soul. help me discover myself. you are powerful. bring me back to life. text “911” for more.

i seriously cant believe im graduating! i am so happy! will try to reply to everybody. i am so honored uve wanted to talk to me. i wont answer unless u say the magic word, “silly!” ttyl 💋

heh… that girl just so happens to me sweet ol me. im tired and bored and would loveee to talk to somebody to pass the time. dont be a creep weirdo tho. ill try to talk to evb who messages me!!! but youll only get a response if you text the word butter. important things to note. i am 18! text me i need u to be my friend🤑🤑🤑🤑

before u ask wait why does she think shes all that, i need to explain. literally all my friends are different timezones and i literally js want somebody i can be on the same timezone with again and lowk i get lonely and i need a friend. so now is the grand reveal why do i think im all that. well the answer is simple. i am all that. plus a ton a chips. seriously be my friend. but a simple hi wont get you in the ckub babe. no you have to impress me. 🤭 text you later. or not. i call the shots.

help a girl out and maybe make a friend????? i am also super awesome and chill and will actually respond to all dms this time because i need a friend in this trying time. thank uuu text u laterZzzz!!!

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haha just kidding. but seriously are you wondering why i, a super awesome cool girl, just so happens to be super cool at awesome. well for now thats a secret for you to discover when u message me and i so inevitably will respond. wait you think a simple hi is gonna get you into my inner circle??? first you need to impress me and second the secret word is jelly. lets see if youre qualified to know ab how super awesome and cool i am. see u in reddit chat ☺️

i am not sure if it is tteok or tteokbokki so just know i am referencing the rice cakes. i have a lot of frozen tteokbokki left over from when i made the normal spicy tteokbokki and ive been struggling to find other ways to cook it besides having it in that spicy gochujang sauce. please help a girl out i love tteokbokki and i would love to eat it in different ways!!

wait no way ur interested in talking to lil ol me ☺️. i hope ur ready to meet a totally tubular and rad and fun girl. wait u wanna know more about me? everythings a secret until you message me! but dont think you can just dm me and ill respond to you. im not that desperate haha. impress me! also if ur 21+ i will likely not respond to you (you shouldnt be talking to 18 year olds anyways) text you later!

wait no way ur interested in talking to lil ol me ☺️. i hope ur ready to meet a totally tubular and rad and fun girl. wait u wanna know more about me? everythings a secret until you message me! but dont think you can just dm me and ill respond to you. im not that desperate haha. impress me! also if ur 21+ i will likely not respond to you (you shouldnt be talking to 18 year olds anyways) text you later!