Image 1 — "Your white knight bullshit doesn't work in real life" 🥶🥶🥶
Image 2 — "Your white knight bullshit doesn't work in real life" 🥶🥶🥶

"Your white knight bullshit doesn't work in real life" 🥶🥶🥶

Second slide is the post the comments were under

u/craftygamin — 6 days ago

Where should i post these people who missed my joke around them using all caps?

The video it was under was about Trump trying to rename "Artificial Intelligence" to "Super Intelligence"

u/craftygamin — 14 days ago

Am i reading too much into this low effort post, or is it really a "lesbians just haven't met the right man" bullshit image?

u/craftygamin — 1 month ago
▲ 881 r/Terraria

I got all three from my first paladin kill... yeah I've used up my luck for the rest of the year

(I'm procrastinating linking my xbox account to my phone, so that's why there's a shitty picture instead of a screenshot)

u/craftygamin — 1 month ago

Wow they're pathetic, using intentionally bad generalizations to get support in an echo chamber

u/craftygamin — 2 months ago
▲ 1.0k r/IncelTears

It's too late, for i have already depicted you as the soyjak!

(To the mods wondering why it seems i posted this twice, the previous one was reposting from the post i found the image from)

u/craftygamin — 2 months ago

Are the stereotypes around orange cats correct? Or is it just male cats in general?

Pretty sure all of us know about the stereotypes around orange fluffs, so i lack a reason to spend time explaining that

Now, what I've noticed in person is that a lot of the traits associated with orange cats perfectly apply to most male ones i meet. And it's more than in person anecdotes, since I've seen on many social media groups for stereotypical orange cats, there's a high amount of "honorary orange" cats (ones that fit the stereotype, but are a breed other than orange), and most/all I've noticed are male

If there's something to what im saying, then why is the stereotype directed towards one breed? According to some Google searches i did (in other words, please refrain from quoting me on this), orange cats are EXTREMELY more likely to be male. And that when comparing cat sexes, male cats tend to be much more... lacking, on the frontal lobe

And yes, the lovely fluff in the image is a dude that fits the orange stereotype

u/craftygamin — 2 months ago

Can't boot up game since new update?

When i tried to hop on, got a popup that i need to install an update, so I did (all i know about it is that it changed the initial loading screen to a beach scene), and now I am constantly getting a popup saying "Unable to connect to server. Please check your network connection and try again. Failed to establish gRPC channel"

I've been stuck at this for like 10 minutes, trying to get it to work

reddit.com
u/craftygamin — 3 months ago
▲ 42 r/MoralityScaling+1 crossposts

HYPOTHETICAL: Who's more responsible? the 4'10 Chudlet or the 6'2 Unwashed Femcel True Eve?

Actually consider listening to the NSFW tag this time

A 4'10 Hypergamous Chudlet Moid, through rare and experimental technique, has been offered a chance at dating a 6'2 Serial Experiments Lain Larper with Divine Dark Feminine Energy. A natural extension of this Dark Feminine Energy is a perpetually radiating natural girlmusk primarily concentrated towards her nether regions. The Moid and Larper enter some Bourgeoisie joint in New York and the moid orders some kind of Fish innards. Too embarassed to admit his aversion to such produce, the Moid reluctantly consumes his palatte in full.

Later in the evening, both parties consent to an act of cunnalingus. Deluded by visions of being suffocated by a "Tall Dommy Mommy Goth GF", he requests to be sat on and the Femcel obliges.

This is the primary source of conflict. As he begins to engorge himself, the Moid recollects his time consuming the fish product and reaches a critical point of disgust, projectile vomiting the contents of his stomach in through the woman's uterus. This mass then unkindly shimmies down back to the throat.

Who is at fault?

This post probably doesnt break rule 4 since the events, though dramatized, occured in a real reddit story that I will relay here.

u/Tiny_Resolution_3515 — 3 months ago

Am I thinking like a crazy conspiracy theorist, or is YouTube actually just inching to remove the dislike button from the platform completely?

First, it was seeing the number of dislikes that was removed

Then, it was dislikes being removed from shorts

And now, the dislike button on long form videos is now only available upon hitting the 3 dot icon (at least for me it is)

u/craftygamin — 3 months ago