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I'm just sweeping stuff up when bloomie shows up

Miss bloomie:hey deadshooter,why are you sweeping the floor

Deadshooter: I'm just helping around the school

Miss bloomie:oh ok,well In that case have you seen grace?

Deadshooter: she's in her room

Miss bloomie:thanks dear she walks away

Then a typical op oc shows up

Op oc:I finally found you deadshooter! Prepare to die!

Deadshooter:calls in agent pea, electro pea and plasma pea

Electro pea:well mate,looks like we got another shrimp on the barbie!

Agent pea: let's get em!

Plasma pea:demonic garble

They start pogo-peaing over the op oc and beating them up

Electro pea:and stay out of fpe mate! Kicks the op oc into the sun

Deadshooter:thanks guys

Electro pea: anytime mate

I'm trying to relax in the lunchroom when Ruby walks up to me

Ruby:hey sir.

Deadshooter:hey.

Ruby:is something wrong?

Deadshooter: everything.

Ruby: why's that?

I turn to her,my eyes filled with hatred

Deadshooter:every single day I have to see people always hurt you guys.

Ruby: really?

Deadshooter:yes.

Ruby:but why do you care?

Deadshooter: it's my job! If this keeps up, I'll have to call him in.

Ruby:him? Who's him?

Deadshooter: I'll tell you this. What's stronger than The human heart,that breaks over and over again.

I grab a piece of paper and write Nickelodeon backwards

Deadshooter:this is your answer.

Ruby: what's noedolekcin?

one day I was invited to Abbie's house

Deadshooter:thanks for inviting me over abbie

Abbie: you're welcome sir. I even made a apple pie for you

*I enjoy it and I see abbie wearing a chef's hat*

Deadshooter:hey abbie,why are you wearing that chef hat?

Abbie:*stutters* well I-i

I pull it off and I see Abbie's pet rat Phillip

Deadshooter:yo! This is like ratatouille!

Abbie:you know that?

Deadshooter: it's one of my favs! I got a idea!

I start making a fort for me and abbie and we match ratatouille together

*I'm in my office in deadlandia when someone knocks on the door*

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Deadshooter:come in.

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*Abbie comes in*

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Abbie:hey sir. Are you okay?

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Deadshooter: mentally no. But for my country yes.

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Abbie: how so?

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Deadshooter:I sent a recon mission to get a ally from a m inc factory and they where able to place down the tactical cuke and blow it up.

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Abbie:damn. But what about mentally?

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Deadshooter:due to me being a dumb edgy larper bitch.

*at school Claire comes up to me*

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Claire: deadshooter are you okay?

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Deadshooter:no. I'm just a threat to everyone. You. Engel. Abbie. Everyone in this fandom.

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Claire:what do you mean?

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Deadshooter: I'M A FREAK OF NATURE! *I slam on the desk as I start having a breakdown*

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Claire:I think you need to relax sir.

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Deadshooter:how can I?!

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Claire: I'll try to help.

*at the school*

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Oliver:hey zip,have you seen Claire?

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Zip:nah

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*They then hear a scream*

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Oliver:what was that?!

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*They check it out and they see me ready to punish Claire*

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Deadshooter: IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FAIL!!!

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Claire: deadshooter please!

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*I break Claire's limbs and throw her out*

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Deadshooter: that's what you get

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*I leave*

*I'm trying to calm down but due to everything happening I can't*

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Everyone:*talking about how to punish the villains*

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*Then they all hear a crack from me*

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Deadshooter:I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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*I grab a axe*

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Engel: deadshooter what are you doing?!

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*I grab Engel*

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Deadshooter:maybe you should think about how to be nice and not a vengeful bitch!

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*I drop Engel and get to abbie*

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Deadshooter:AND YOU NEED TO STOP BEING REVIVED ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME!

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*I kick him away and grab Claire*

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Deadshooter:and you. You're the biggest offender of them all! STOP TRYING TO HURT EVERYONE YOU SEE!

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*I leave and sit outside*

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Deadshooter:of course they're never gonna listen to me. They never do. I'm just a stupid larper who deserves death.

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*I get up and head to deadlandia*

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Nailitper:sure are you okay?

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Deadshooter:no. I'm not.

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*I tell nailitper all that happened*

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Nailitper: I'm sorry to hear that,maybe you wanna go get some ice cream?

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Deadshooter:sure.

Cause I sure am!

I also found this puppet wearing blue and yellow clothes and lying on the floor, she's got a stitched mouth and X's for eyes

It was about a gobb game called garten of banban XXVIV (29). All I remember that the starting place had a giant pit at the center and a door for stinger flynn,nabnab, bittergiggle and a new character called fishy Francis and his mural said

Fishy Francis says: it's okay to have fear. It's there to keep you safe!